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DEAD POETS SOCIETY OF CYBER PORN
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DEAD POETS SOCIETY OF CYBER PORN THIS WAS FROM A FRIEND IN MY MAIL, I HAD TO SHARE! TOO FRIGGIN FUNNY... SOMEWHAT TRUE...LMAO Jul 31, 2005 if dr. seusse were a perv here's what he might say about franky the yanker and his perverted ways the lights are just right the studio is set you're gonna jerk off for a girl you just met you're rock hard and groanin about to orgasm then your poor old lumbar goes into a spasm you writhe on the floor she thinks you're so hot she doesn't know that your back's in a knot she thinks you're cumming as you let out a yell what she doesn't know is that you're really in hell your cock in your left hand ham on rye in the right you moan and groan as you take another bite the creamy white mess all over the place isn't cum, but mayo you wiped from your face she thinks you love her she thinks she was great she thinks it was her not a sandwich you ate a smooth talkin cutie so charming and funny they don't see you diggin through shoes for gas money the twinkies you eat dipped in strawberry<b> glaze </font></b>all over your face this is the first phase then onto the koolaid straight from the pack then a big batch of crumb now you're ready to yack now you whine cuz it hurts and you gotta go poo 19 trips later you're finally through. the constant eye douche cuz you're blind as a bat the don king look hiding under your hat they all fall in love and think you're the best they call every 5 minutes never letting you rest you love the attention but just for a bit then they call and they call while you're trying to shit some are bipolar some are just needy some think you're loaded and are really just greedy As for me I love you cuz you sing out of key in the car or on the phone you sing better then me i love eating stawberries from your lips so sweet and licking strawberry<b> glaze </font></b>from your hardened meat i love getting baked and watching tv or eating the dinner you made for me i love the bubble baths and fucking in the pool i love watching you sleep even when you drool your house has become my never never land the place i can go and be a again no pressure, no phones except for your groupies i wonder if they'd love you when you get the poopies i helped clean your house and i did it with glee cuz it did my heart good knowing you're a bigger slob then me we're two of a kind like peas in a pod whether eating at wendy's or catching a nod my fuck buddy, my friend in this life and past i know what we have is going to last no pressure, no demands just more good times i think at this point i'm running out of rhymes so help me god if you call this a novel i'll tie you down and make you grovel  so dr. seusse, here's to you and here's to franky and his poo yes he's a perv in his own sweet way but that's what i love about him...yaaayyyy! SECRET POET....  |
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What style, what form, what insite. LMAO! Sounds like a great friendship to me...don't let her get away!
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