0 posts 8/30/2009 4:50 pm
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Strong Arm Tactics
I don’t make any secret of the fact that I am a bit of a sexual prude and thought of sharing my sexual partner doesn’t sit real well with me. The only reason I am even tolerant of the girl on girl thing is that sooner or later they get tired of licking and flicking, and need a stunt cock for the finishing touch. It took a long time for me to even be tolerant of the common dildo, believing that my enormous endowment should be the sole source of sexual satisfaction. I have mellowed out on the attitude thing in my old age, and now acknowledge that women have more sexual endurance than men.
One day I was over visiting a friend at he and his girlfriend’s home. It was a nice home with cathedral ceilings, and a strong center beam at the apex. So you ask, what does this have to do with sexual toys? Suspended from the ceiling was a barrel chair that he sat in, and demonstrated the ability to swing from one side of the house to the other in a wide arc. It was only a matter of time before he confessed to me that it was used as a sexual device. Latter I was to learn that it wasn’t an original concept having originated in Thailand as a girl in a basket with a hole in the bottom suspended from twisted twine. This arrangement allowed for 360-degree rotation while the man inserted his cock into her through the hole in the bottom of the basket. I know that I am not telling you anything new and this little arrangement has been popular in sexual lore for years, but here in front of me was the real thing.
Unfortunately I don’t have a cathedral ceiling in my home and it seems unlikely that will experience this exquisite little novelty, but it is something that has really captured my imagination. I forgot to mention that one section of the<b> suspension </font></b>was made up of bungee cords that allowed for some variation in height. Let me tell you, with an arrangement like that in the house I would develop very strong forearms.
I can remember as a youth playing in penny arcades where they would have a device that tested your manhood by having you grab two brass knobs that passed a low current through you as the voltage slowly increased. As the voltage increased your muscles involuntarily contracted till you were at a point of no return and could not let go if you wanted to, fortunately it only reached this point near the end of the ride. Being all young and obsessed about sex I immediately saw the potential for some kind of sexual toy, and have seen the idea brought to fruition by some industrious type. I wasn’t inspired to develop this as a product, cause I have already expressed my feelings about dildos at that time. Bring me up to date, what are the most exotic sexual devices that you have seen or heard of, regardless of whether it floats your boat or not? |
I Swami Johnny see's all, knows all, tells very little.
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8/30/2009 5:22 pm
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your friends 'toy' sounds like fun... i can honestly say that i have tried many sexual devices that have excellent highly rated testimonials from women... but i wonder what women are testing these products? not one of them were ever able to bring me to orgasm... and i have no problem reaching an orgasm...
i prefer body massagers to pricey toys anyday.... unless of course there's the real thing....
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