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10th Annual Traveshamockery Awards (San Antonio Version)  

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9/13/2008 1:07 pm

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9/13/2008 1:08 pm
10th Annual Traveshamockery Awards (San Antonio Version)

I am not gonna name names because its just out and out mean to do that. I'll jut leave it up to you to figure out who(m) I am talking about....lol

1.Person Most Coveted Award
(given to the one who absolutely has to have this person on their friend list because everyone else does)
Sub cat to his award? BEING THE ASSHOLE THAT EVERYONE WANTS ON THEIR FRIEND LIST...LOL Kinda like being the most interesting man in the world award (not to worry that one is on the list too)

2 The "I need everyone to love and notice me" Award.
(Given to the person(s) that have 300 or more friends in their profiles 0ver 50 testimonials, all to never have met anyone. Insecurity killed the cat and then ran for office....lol. This award was formerly called the " na na na na I got more friends than you" Award.

3. The Greta Garbo Award. Given members of either sex mainly women whom are very insecure about their ahem....bodies and show only on their profile a face shot ( a very TIGHT face shot) and then carry on on their profiles to say "a little extra padding" Seriously folks?!?! Adding a cushion to a chair is a lil extra padding, being 140 pounds and then gaining 20 is a lil<b> extra padding </font></b>to that said 140. But being 200+ and gaining 10 more?!? Naaww thats large. Hats off to the ones who are honest about it and even going as far and having the confidence to put a whole body shot up to it too. And to the one who understand the meaning of A LITTLE EXTRA PADDING....LOL

4. The "I got a Big Dick Award"
(Formerly called the Richard Rice-dick Award). This is given to the pencil dicks outhere who swear that they are king dingaling and all they need to do is "STICK IT IN" to get you off. It doesn't end there some of these chowder heads measure their Ten inch slongs on the wrong side of the ruler ( the metric side. Yes ladies not only is his dick ultra small, he's a dumb-ass too. Just the way you like em. Some of them even put it on their profiles too.

5. The "I gotta have a least ten inches and fuck me for 2 hours" Award.

(Usually the Greta Garbo category winners win this one for obvious reasons) Come on ladies seriously as a man myself can tell you. If I knew I can last 2 hours with a ten inch dick, I ain't just fucking you. I am gonna fuck at least ten of you at once....lol Come on you heard Bernie Mac (rest his soul) Fuckin is like a heavy weight bout 3 MINUTES!! Well ok ok 20 minutes? Ok 30 minutes ladies! That all the hell he (men) can give. If we see that it takes you longer than 20 minutes to cum, we are already defeated cus we are doing something wrong and therefore WE WILL LOSE FOCUS...lol (see I can talk about myself too)

6. Last one.

THE "Stalker" Award. Now on a serious not guys and gals no means no and Hell to da' no means you are a stalker. No more than two emails per customer. No more than 2 winks per customer nuff said.

Honorable Mention Video Category
TWO GIRLS ONE CUP THE MOST DISGUSTING VID ON THE PLANET(NUFF SAID)
I hope you enjoyed this award show that you can fill in the blanks.

CJ

happyf;~^~

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