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Dictionary for decoding Women
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Dictionary for decoding Women I received this on email from a friend; I thought it's funny so I am sharing!  , and Oh just for the info the email sender was a Girl and she thought it's funny too hehe!Dictionary for decoding Women's personal Ads. Right Chemistry = Smelly feet! Sexy and adventurous = Slept with everyone in town AND/OR a Pathological liar. Cyber-sex only = I don't want them to see my.... Show me fine things in life = Show me the Cash $$! I am only checking the site out = Yeah Right!. Bi + Girls Only = Lesbian. Athletic = No breasts. Big Boobs OR Sexy legs = Keep your eyes on those ONLY! Average looking = Mooooh! Emotionally Secure = On medication. Free spirit = Junkie. Friendship first = Former slut. New-Age = Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned = No BJ's / No Anal. Open-minded = Desperate. Outgoing = Loud, Embarrassing and vulgar. Wants Soul mate = Stalker. Older men ONLY = Fat wallets ONLY! Already have a BF = Replace the useless! Ugly Pic + I am pretty = To Planet Mars Beauty Standards, Maybe? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Translate Women: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You'll be dead meat 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = I'm close to exploding, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Translate Men: 1. Yes = Yes 2. No = No 3. Maybe = Maybe 4. We need = We need 5. I am hungry = I am hungry 6. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 7. I am tired = I am tired 8. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 9. I love you = Let's have sex now. 10. I am bored = I'd like to have sex with you. 11. May I have this dance? = Do you want to have sex? 12. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 13. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 14. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 15. I am sorry = I am sorry to have married you! 16. We need to talk = so you calm down, you hysterical nut. 17. Sure, go ahead = You'll do what you want anyway. 18. Do what you want = And I can watch sport. 19. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay. |
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4/28/2006 11:30 am |
Welcome to the Blogs! Cute message, you need to follow up with that friend, she sounds like she has a nice sense of humor... and a dirty mind, what a combination!)
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LOL ~ thx, welcome to da blogz 
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