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Death to my boring old profile !  

Scott_in_Tulsa 52M
1055 posts
7/19/2006 10:50 pm

Last Read:
5/24/2008 8:40 am

Death to my boring old profile !


I've decided to revamp my profile. There wasn't anything particularly wrong with my old profile, but there wasn't anything particularly right with it either.

It did a good job of painting myself as a nice stable guy. I strongly suspect this isn't the place for nice stable guys unless they are looking to get married. And while i haven't completely ruled out marraige, it's not why i am here either.

So here's my old profile in all it's bland glory:

Scott_in_Tulsa

looking for love in all the wrong places...

34 year old Man in tulsa, Oklahoma
Looking For: Women or Couples (2 women) for 1-on-1 sex, Discreet Relationship or Group sex (3 or more!)

Hello, I'm a hard working guy who likes to cut loose on the weekends.

I'm looking for fun and possibly more.

I enjoy partying and making new friends, or just staying at home and relaxing.

I enjoy fantastic food, stimulating conversation and trying new things.

My hobbies include Watching Sci-Fi,Going to Renaissance Fairs, Reading, and Melee (medieval style combat).

I have a rather twisted sense of humor, I bought it on eBay!

I like people who are at ease with life and themselves. I'm not into drama or head-games. I don't like people who are helpless or close minded.

I believe a man isn't a man unless he knows how to be a gentleman. Without chivalry a man is nothing more then a savage.

I believe in treating any woman I'm with like a queen, until she stops acting like a lady. Then I wish her well and ride off into the sunset.

I'm perfectly capable and willing to be your knight in shining armor, but this does not give you license to pick fights with dragons for sport. (see my blog entry on 5-8-06 for further details)

Oh and for the record.. I have a job, a running vehicle, my own home, and a full set of teeth. ( I got those on eBay too !)
My Ideal Person:
I'm looking for fun and hopefully more.

As a general rule I find myself attracted more towards women who aren't the typical "Barbie" type. I love the "goth" look,also the "professional look" is a big turn on to me as well. Casual and comfortable works too. I guess i'm trying to say i'm open to all types of women, except for ones who have more body hair then i do. EWWWW! You must not have been born with a penis. Two breasts are better then one.

I don't want clingy, self-absorbed women. I want someone who is confident and open minded. I don't want a gold digger, I want a partner. But I have no problem with picking up the tab for a night on the town.

Someone with matching interests would be considered a great find, but at the very least they should be as open minded as myself so that we can explore the world together.

Send me a wink, I'd love to hear from you.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
AC/DC, Eminem, Sex Pistols, Johnny Cash
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
to be used and discarded like a cheap toy

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Xena (Lucy Lawless) Theres just something mind blowingly sexy about a woman who can kick your ass yet chooses you as her lover.

Sexual Activities Add/edit these topics on your own profile
Have you ever had cybersex?
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

What kind of night life do you enjoy?
Regular Bars

How big of a role does sex play in your life?
I love sex, but if I don't have a partner, I just masturbate

What types of sex activities do you regularly enjoy?
Straight sex, oral sex (giving and recieving) extended
foreplay, roleplaying. light BDSM

How much enjoyment do you get from receiving oral sex?
I love oral, but not every single time

What are your thoughts on anal sex?
Touching and penetration are okay, but licking is a bit much

What's the largest number of people you've shared a sexual encounter with in one session?
I'm not telling



Sexual Interests Add/edit these topics on your own profile
What types of sexual activities turn you on?
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation

What types of sexual activities are OFF LIMITS to you?
Rimming, Cross Dressing, Making Home "Movies", Fisting, Pain, Coprophilia/Scat

What types of new sexual experiences would you like to explore?
I''d like to establish a steady relationship
with a bisexual woman interested in threesomes and swinging.

Besides the obvious, what areas of your body do you consider erogenous zones?
Lips, Back, Mind (Intelligence), Hair

Have you ever had erotic pictures or video taken of you?
I've taken and been in a few naughty pictures.

Do you enjoy talking dirty during sex?
I have to be in a certain mood to enjoy it.

Does size really matter to you?
It doesn't matter. As long as it works, I'm happy.



Fantasies Add/edit these topics on your own profile
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!
to be used and discarded like a cheap toy

What role-playing scenes do you fantasize about?
Ask me in person

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?
Anywhere

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?
Xena (Lucy Lawless) Theres just something mind blowingly
sexy about a woman who can kick your ass yet chooses you as
her lover.

Tell us about your favorite sexual encounter.
I'd prefer to have new ones instead of dwelling on the
old ones.



Sexual Accessories Add/edit these topics on your own profile
What toys have you used in sex play?
Dildos/Vibrators, Anal/Climax beads, Clit stimulators (battery operated), Vibrating eggs or bullets, Whatever your partner likes/wants

How do you enjoy your porn?
If I don't have a partner, pornos can be good company



Dreams & Goals Add/edit these topics on your own profile
Where would you like to live?
At the beach

What would be your dream house?
Mansion complete with all the amenities, including a maid and butler

What's your dream job?
I am working it already...i just dream of better pay.

What's your dream vacation/getaway?
Someplace warm and exotic with someone special.

If you could do anything what would it be?
To retire early enough to travel the world

What is your ideal fantasy "date"?
ask me in person...

What kind of relationship(s) do you want?
Play partners, Discreet relationship, Long term, Short term, Casual, Fuck buddies, Polyamorous

Where do you see yourself in a few years?
Same job, higher pay, out of the house, hopefully
with a special someone in a long term relationship.



Physical Stuff Add/edit these topics on your own profile
What is your favorite clothing style(s) during the day?
Casual

What is your favorite clothing style(s) during the night?
Urban

What body part do you first notice when you meet a person?
Hair

What do you consider the most attractive feature when looking for a sexual partner?
Smile

How much does physical appearance matter to you in a partner?
Not that much, I prefer someone i find attractive, but
i'd rather have a physically unatractive partner
with a great personality then an attractive person with
a lousy personality. I generally find myself gravitating
toward larger women. My only real rule is that one isn't
so big that sex is hindered.

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?
Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Chemistry, Personality, Intelligence, A little of every factor

How important is physical attraction to you in a sexual relationship?
As long as the chemisty is there, it's all good.

What do you wear for underwear?
Boxer-briefs

What do you think about tattoos?
A few is attractive but not too many

What do you think about piercings?
I like piercings, just not on me

Do you exercise? How?
I don't exercise for exercise's sake, but my job
requires me to be physical at times.

What is your sexual health status?
STD free (tested regularly)



Entertainment, Sports & Hobbies Add/edit these topics on your own profile
What type of television shows do you enjoy watching?
News, Sit-coms, Dramas, Sci-Fi, Porn

What are your favorite television shows?
Star Trek, Stargate SG-1, CSI, and usually educations
shows

What kind of movies do you enjoy the most?
Action, Sci-Fi, Fantasy

What are your favorite movies?
Breakfast Club, Sin City, Tango & Cash , Oscar

What kind of music do you enjoy listening to?
Rock 'n Roll, Classic Rock, Folk Rock, , Punk, Heavy Metal, Reggae, Electronica/House, Alternative/Indie, Industrial, Classical, New Age, Hip Hop, Oldies

What does listening to music do for you?
It's relaxing, It's good background noise

What are your favorite musicians or bands?
AC/DC, Eminem, Sex Pistols, Johnny Cash

Tell us what you're reading now.
this webpage

What are your favorite authors or books?
usually science fiction novels

What types of activities interest you?
Business researching, Surfing the internet, Video games, Cooking, Collecting knick-knacks/coins/stamps/etc., Board/Role-playing games

What do you like to do in your free time?
ask me in person..

What types of sports and activities are you active in?
Martial Arts

What are your favorite sports/teams?
any team my is playing on



Work & Living Environment Add/edit these topics on your own profile
What best describes the pace of your life?
Stressed

How much time does your job take up in your life?
People are supposed to take time off work?

Describe what you do for a living.

I manage a computer recycling company.

How often are you online?

I'm on several hours a day

What kind of place do you live in?

House

What do you like about where you live?

It's decent neighborhood where i don't have to
have someone lay cover fire for me while i dash to my car.

What is your current dating situation?

I'm single

What types of relationships have you had in the past? Share your story with us!

I've done everything from the serious monogamous
live together for years relationship, to the causual one night stand. Currently i am dating. While i am always looking for "the one" I'm content to just let things take their course in the meantime.

How can Adult Dating zone help you change your life?

I work an insane number of hours, , it's hard to meet women with the hours i keep. I'm hoping to find a good match, or at the very least some new friends with benefits.



Outlook on Life

What words best describe your personality?
Intelligent, Funny, Sarcastic, Realistic, Insatiable, Loyal, Horny, Passionate, Confident

What qualities do you look for in a mate?
Intelligent, Funny, Loyal, Horny, Adventurous, Creative

What factors are most important to you when looking for someone?
Age

Tell us what things in life are most important to you.
This is a good topic for conversation. Ask me in person.


Blah...blah ..blah... blah , pretty fucking boring , ehh ?

Well go check out my new profile...

"We are all worms, but i like to think of myself as a glow-worm" - Winston Churchill


nocheatersplz69 54F

7/20/2006 9:59 pm

Well, your profile is pretty good but I actually met a guy with a profile similar to your old one. It took about 2 months to finally meet him tho after numerous hit and miss chats. Well, i finally met him tonight. I must say, I typically do not sleep with guys on the first meeting but this guy just had something about him. I wanted him as soon as I saw him walk through the door. It did take some time on both our parts I think to get the courage up to say something but once it happened, it was well worth the wait. I honestly have to say, he is without a doubt the best lover I have had. I used to think that I was a nympho and just could not get enough, but I went home tonight COMPLETELY satisfied. He made my body do things that I did not think possible. Multiple orgasms, vaginal and clitoral. He WORE ME OUT!!!!!! I had strong, light and body soaking orgasms. I am so looking forward to "getting off" work tomorrow so that I can see him again. Hopefully I am somewhat recovered by then my legs do not want to move!! They are still shaking. I am completely in lust right now and this glowing smile will be there for a while!! When you see him again, tell him thanks from his baby!!!!!!!!


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