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My new project: Pussy Squirting
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My new project: Pussy Squirting I am very excited to announce that I am a squirter!! (Yeay me!!) lol. I figured this out a couple years ago. However, the thing that bothers me is that how I make myself squirt (or how someone else makes me squirt, depending....) is by banging the hell out of my g-spot, just to the point almost of ridiculousness.....and its like, I can feel it, I can hear it, and sometimes its so much that I am literally standing in a pool of water, or I have literally soaked my bed, or wherever I am sitting. BUT I never get to see it squirt, because the way that I know how to stimulate myself to the point of squirting requires that my pussy be full of either fingers or the fantastic "louisville slugger" hitachi handheld with attachment.....thus blocking my squirt. I want to write my name in that shit!!! lol. Just kidding. I just want to be able to squirt someone in the eye. Given the nature of my job, we tend to talk pretty openly and at length about topics that are typically taboo in the workplace, such as poo and<b> female ejaculation...</font></b  Therefore, I know that most chicks can't ejaculate. Either physically can't (maybe their bodies weren't built to?), or they just haven't figured out how to. It's pretty crazy how much mystery and myth surrounds the phenomenon of female ejaculation, even to those of us who work in the sex industry. Most of the girls at my job thought squirting was totally a myth. It's too bad, because it feels pretty good, although its NOT equivalent with cumming, it tends to happen around the same time, and it is a relief. However, although I knew I could do it, the process of how it worked and even where it came from was very ambiguous to me. The first time my boyfriend made me squirt, I was totally mortified because I thought I had maybe peed. I almost felt like I had peed, but then I kind of didn't; and I just didn't know what to make of it. I must have smelled my sheets like 20 times trying to convince myself that it was or wasn't pee. But it was clear, and it didn't smell like pee. However, as I just found out today (courtesy of my gay male roommate's pornographic literature  Quite nice, I recommend Richardson magazine, very artsy) it does actually expel FROM my urethra. Hence the pee connection. Also, before you squirt, it can kind of feel like you have to pee. It's kind of uncomfortable in the way that it is kind of uncomfortable sometimes when your clit is being over-stimulated, or before you orgasm; sometimes I think its just because it feels TOO good, but other times its just because its flat out too much, not in a good way, but in an uncomfortable way, and it almost feels kind of physically wrong or awkward. Like you don't know exactly what is going on with your body, not sure if you might pee or fart or explode in some other unknown way, but you are DEFINITELY about to lose control. That's when (or why) a lot of times us ladies stop things or push people off or out....but you really have to stick with it and keep going past that point. (Um, not to be confused at all with the "no means no" thing ) I also found out that the g-spot is connected to the bladder, which reinforces something I have always found to be true for myself as long as I can remember; that when I have to go pee, I get really fucking horny. Some of my past lovers have called me kind of high-maintenance, because I do like to be pleasured in a multitude of ways simultaneously- i.e. nipple stimulation, clitoral stimulation, anal stimulation, g-spot stimulation, mental stimulation, etc. as many as can be managed at once, and more if possible. lol. I feel a little vindicated though, or at least not totally crazy, after reading these sexperts from the industry (Turns out I'm TOTALLY normal for a complete cock ) lol. I'll share a couple of the tidbits with any curious readers: 1) According to Dr. Mike Commins, MBBS (Richardson, Issue A2:13), recent research in Australia identifies the clitoris as "a structure up to 8" long." Apparently, "the visible glans of the clitoris is...only an outward manifestation of a much more extensive structure. The remainder....[stretches] deep into the pelvis." Noting that the clitoris has "an interrelationship with the urethra and front wall of the vagina," Dr. Mike concludes that "it therefore seems evident that the clitoral, vaginal, and G-spot orgasms are all derived from the same organ." Yeayyy! So in other words I SHOULD have all those orgasms from all those places being stimulated ALL at once! 2) From the interview with the lovely but somewhat tragic (and fellow squirter!!) Alisha Klass (of Seymour Butts fame) (Richardson, Issue A2:35-42), I learned that right before you squirt, supposedly your "vagina actually protrudes out and you squirt out of your urethra." I want to see my pussy protrude!! Ms. Alisha also agrees with me that it feels SO incredibly strong in your pussy, your clitoris, and your ass, when you cum and ejaculate from being stimulated in all those places simultaneously. They are all connected, and if someone DOESN'T like all that stuff, then as far as I'm concerned, it's only because they aren't up on it and don't know any better It's fantastic.
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12/1/2006 7:25 pm |
Wow...congrats!
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Sounds familiar... Here in 2 groups for squirters, and seeing and hearing a lot, and too many complete misunderstandings and false info. Squirting is not watersports even if too many link them together  And yes, clit is like a top of the iceberg, the iceberg like a penis - and I think I have a long and thick one... I love those orgasms coming from all places, all levels... In fact needing them to be fully satisfied... That meaning then X-spot orgasms too, those huge ones almost making me loose my conscience... And cuming buckets!! I've been a squirter for more than 20 years, multi-orgasmic, just imagine how intense the orgasms are... and squirting on top of that... You are so right: squirting is not an orgasm!! But nice extra on top.... Great post!!! Only universal or also in Scotland Where to start my day or is it month Of course I39ll change I39ll do whatever you like Heatseeking missiles  Squirter's life
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