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You can't give people freedom , they do weird stuff  

40Deuce 46M
4635 posts
8/25/2012 4:08 pm

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9/1/2012 6:55 pm

You can't give people freedom , they do weird stuff

My boss said that the other day . Internally I chuckled and thought to myself "I feel sorry for the poor fools that report to THAT guy ." Then I was sad because I remembered I was one of said fools . He's 100% right though . You never know what someones going to do .

Local music song of the day -MUMFORDS "FATHER IN THE SKY"

It drives me insane when people say "assless chaps" . I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure all<b> chaps </font></b>are assless , or at least the normal version of<b> chaps . </font></b>I admit its fun to say ass .



Ass , ass , ass , ass , ass

Woo !

And now , with apologies to my married readers , a story . Once in a great while a woman on this website contacts me completely unsolicited . And once in and even greater while they're not a robot or in some other way trying to scam me . This happened a while ago , and I was chatting away with said woman . I had read the profile part of her profile but didn't look at her "stats" until we had exchanged a few messages . I found out she was married and next time we talked I told her "I'm sorry , but I don't mess around with married ladies - its not a moral judgment its just not something I want to get involved with ."

That's my one rule . And according to the best movie ever the one rule I'll have to break to know the truth (that the only sensible way to live is without rules) .

Fun fact , that "its not a moral judgment" disclaimer does not help at all . They always get offended and yell at you . Anyway , she said her husband knew about what she was doing and was okay with it . For some reason I continued the conversation instead of just bailing - I'll call it stupidity . I told her that it didn't matter to me if he husband was okay with it , its not my cup of tea . She wanted to know why , there was a lot of yakking back and forth , and eventually I trotted out this old gem .

"Let no man rend asunder what god has brought together ."

Which I don't really cotton to , but she claimed that her Christianity was important to her so I thought that might bring things to a close . At which time she was heard to remark (well not really because it was typing but you know)

"We didn't get married by a priest or anything ."

To which I said (without thinking , I really wasn't trying to be an asshole)

"Oh , so you weren't really married then ."

She didn't like that .

Not

One

Bit


I will say , it was kind of funny for a lady trying really hard to screw around on her husband (who's okay with it) to talk about the "sanctity of marriage" . If you're reading this post lady , to answer your question - the shower is where I get off usually .

In other news True Companion now has a sex robot for only $7000 that has realistic sex seizures and everything . The funny thing is you have to plug it into the USB port on your computer for it to work . That amused me to no end for some reason . The robot is called Roxxxy and you can find videos of one of the guys that designed her talking about all the "upgrades" they've made its pretty hilarious . I have to admit I want to see a video of a dude humping one of those things and trying to pretend to enjoy it . And only sort of in a gay way .

Anyway , long story short once I save up 7Gs I am out of here .

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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
8/26/2012 8:29 am

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You just blew my mind

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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
8/26/2012 8:30 am

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I don't recall ever being give a chance to buff you , but indeed if I did that would be why

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wildoats19622 62M
3526 posts
8/26/2012 4:35 pm

The Japanese are really good at making robots. I goog1ed that and saw quite a few really lifelike robots. They weren't for sex though. Frank Zappa had a set of albums called Joe's Garage. At one point the main character is talking to Cy Borg. This was a sex device that could be used by up to eight people. Cy Borg is German so the guy learned German Just so he could communicate with it. Later he finds out that it also speaks English.

For some reason I'm thinking of a dairy farm and the automatic milking machines.

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
9/1/2012 8:56 am

Interesting - usually when I blow off the married guys, they just slink away. Well, yeah, there is the occasional one who comes back with, "But she gave me permission! I have a hall pass!"

If I had to hazard a guess, there probably are fewer men than women who have your kind of scruples...she's probably not used to being turned down...


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