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40deuce vs the Indianapolis Colts cheerleaders (again with the chaps ?!)
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40deuce vs the Indianapolis Colts cheerleaders (again with the chaps ?!) Local music song of the day - HOLY WHITE HOUNDS- "BLACK SUN" I hate the Indianapolis Colts (for the record I also hate the Steelers , the Bears , the Chiefs , the Raiders , The Browns , the Packers , the Bills , the FUCKING GIANTS , the Broncos and the Charges - football is about hate for me I guess) I'm not sure why . I hate Peyton Manning too (the best day of my life was when he threw 4 picks against the Patriots in the AFC championship - also I think I got a blowjob that day , but mostly it was the Peyton thing) but I hated the Colts before he got there and I still hate them now . Anyway , despite my hatred for them , I find their cheerleading team to be best . And by best I mean , of course , the one I want to have killer orgy with (literally , its called a deathgasm) . And I think its because they're<b> chaps </font></b>wearing fools .  I find that very erotic for some reason . And yes , I know some other cheerleading squads in the NFL do the same thing but its not the same . The Coltettes (as I assume they're called) do it best . And I'm going to say they did it first without any back-up to that statement at all . For the record I think its silly to have cheerleaders in pro sports at all (except the Miami Heat ones - those are proper hos right there) but since they do the Indianapolis Coltettes are the best . Also one time when I was expression my feelings on cheerleaders being silly in pro sports this was said to me ; "What are you ? Gay ?" If I had a dime for every time I'd heard that I'd have a couple bucks . In other news , if you're going to use a diminutive of my screen name I prefer 40 rather than deuce . I never knew why until the other day when someone at work was talking about Deuce Bieglow . Somewhere buried in my subconscious I remembered that movie and didn't want to be associated with it . And , now a new feature , the Machete of the Day - wherein I catalog the kind of people I'd like to kill with a Machete . I've said before one of the (many) things that I hate is when people not only behave like douches , but then are PROUD of themselves . They wouldn't be on the machete list of they at least had the good graces to be ashamed of themselves . I say "I blame reality TV" a lot as a joke , but this time I mean it . One day as a youth , on vacation , my parents were chatting with some people they knew from the neighborhood who happened to be in the same area (I think it was the Wisconsin Dells - I mostly just remember the rage) My parents asked how this family got such primo lodging . They were only too happy to tell us . "Well , y'know what the trick is" her mom said boobily . "You just ask to speak to the manager and tell them you're traveling with a handicapped person and can they please help you ." Of course no one in this family was handicapped . What was worse than this filthy lie was the pride she took in telling it . Like all the people who don't claim misfortune falsely for the purposes of tricking undeserving charity out of others just aren't as smart as she . I used to date the event manager for the big arena in town and people did this ALL THE TIME . Hey , I'm totally handicapped give me the best seats in the house and free drinks and drive me to the show and would it kill you to give me a handjob ? You know who doesn't do that shit ? Actual handicapped people . Although she's dead now , there used to be a fairly well-known playwright named Wendy Wasserstein (she won a Tony for The Heidi Chronicles). Think of her as a less funny , less talented Neil Simon . But without a penis . And also dead . In any event , Wasserstein was on Letterman one day promoting her new play and told a story about how she was a NYC native and how her family would go to see the Rockettes Christmas Spectacular at Radio City Music Hall every year . For non-New Yorkers , that's like a big deal institution thing . People come from all over and wait in really long lines . Well , turns out Wendy lived like just a subway ride away and each year her family would do this cute thing where they'd walk to the front of this long line of people waiting in the cold , and lie . They'd say they were a family from Arkansas or something who had driven miles and miles for the show and now they were afraid their won't get to see it . According to Wasserstein , that worked like a charm ; Radio City would let them cut the line and give them seats front and center . Isn't that great ? Oh , she was so pleased . And even though I was a watching TV , I asked, "What about all those families who actually had driven miles to see the show ? Why does your ass deserve that seat more than they do ?" And I have to believe that if she were here , she'd say it was because she had the brains or guts to come up with that great lie . Well , it was a shameful lie . A disgraceful thing to say , and each and every year , it probably did help fuck some more hones t, unassuming person out of a deserved seat . Just as there must be handicapped people staying farther from their destination because some gum-chewing mom has the audacity to tell head-shakingly awful lies when making travel arrangements . Does that not occur to these people , or do they just not care ? I'm not sure , but even worse than the deceit is the pride they take in it . Most of the world is smart and brave enough to craft some deceit ; the emotion you should be feeling is shame . 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It's not always verbal. One day when I was plowing snow a guy pulled in and parked in the handicapped space. When he got out it was obvious that he was handicapped. He used two of the brace/crutch things to walk with. While he was inside a car pulled up and illegally parked behind him preventing him from being able to leave. He got in his vehicle, and the driver was still in the other vehicle. It was the passenger that went in. The guy lays on his horn, and the other driver gets mad and starts laying on her horn too. But she doesn't move out of his way. Fucking discourteous asshole, I felt like using my plow to ram their car out of the way. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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It's not always verbal. One day when I was plowing snow a guy pulled in and parked in the handicapped space. When he got out it was obvious that he was handicapped. He used two of the brace/crutch things to walk with. While he was inside a car pulled up and illegally parked behind him preventing him from being able to leave. He got in his vehicle, and the driver was still in the other vehicle. It was the passenger that went in. The guy lays on his horn, and the other driver gets mad and starts laying on her horn too. But she doesn't move out of his way. Fucking discourteous asshole, I felt like using my plow to ram their car out of the way. Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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If only that was possible Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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I don't often use the word "Hate", abut I hate it when assholes pull stunts like that. Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.
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