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The number 1 rule in costume rentals Never rent to a . Never . The 's way is not to return rentals .  "So, uh, you wanna watch a television show, you go to the charge nurse, you tell her the day, the time, the show you wanna see. But you have to tell her BEFORE the show comes on. There was this guy, and he was ALWAYS requesting shows that had already played. YES! NO! You have to tell her before. He couldn’t quite grasp the idea that the charge nurse couldn’t make it be yesterday, you can’t turn back TIME, thank you Einstein. Now HE, HE was nuts! He was a fruit cake Jim!" Jeffrey Goines I have good news and bad news . The good news it that we do have souls . The bad news is that they aren't what we think . Your soul , and all souls , are actually beings of spirit that we parasitically trap inside of us and fee off of . They might be "ours" in the sense that we stole them , but they are not a part of us any more than the tongue-eating louse is part of a fish . This explains why those few spirits that can interact with us , which we perceive as "ghosts" , are generally trying to fuck our shit up . When a "ghost" pushes someone down the stairs and breaks their neck , thus freeing the "soul" this is no different from a doctor extracting a tapeworm . This also explains the past life phenomena . The spirits are effective immortal by our reckoning (they're not really but its complicated) so when one of them is trapped by human life is might be a "soul" that's been infected before years in the past . Its not likely because there are sort of an infinite amount of "souls" (again its complicated) but based on the human growth rate it's bound to happen from time to time . You may think you remember living in Carthage but really its just the host you're parasitically attacking . Although I guess there's no reason to label this "bad" news . Weird news maybe . There's nothing wrong with being a parasite right ? I guess the bad news is that certain evidence suggests that more and more "souls" are becoming aware of the human disease and are starting to work on eradicating it . So , you know , live it up while you can I guess . As homosexuality becomes more culturally accepted it seems to me like what you never seen anymore is the dude who seems like he's totally gay but in reality is major poonwrangler . Not that I'm saying that womanizing is a good thing by any means , but those dudes were usually cool cats you know what I'm saying ? Look past the womanizing and they were fun to hang with right ? "40 , you poor naïve fat idiot , those dudes were gay they were just banging a ton of sluts to convince themselves they weren't gay because of the stigma against such ." Some of them maybe , but not all right ? Take Prince for instance , he seems totally gay but he's not . Or David Bowie , what about David Bowie smartguy ? Point is you don't see that much anymore . Guys pretending to be gay to score<b> chicks </font></b>, sure , but not straight guys that seem gay that score tons of<b> chicks . </font></b>I feel like I should put a picture here , but I can't think of a good one . I post too many pictures anyway . And now everyone's favorite part - complaining about co-workers ! One dude near me every time it rains says "aw man , I left my windows open" or something similar . Every time . So is he a moron and he leaves his windows open all the time OR does he just want attention ? Because that seems like a really weird way to get it . One lady sort of near me hardly ever says anything that isn't about her . Its kind of annoying , but at least she's into being a parent . However I turned against her 100% the other day when she mentioned how she "always" does her 's homework for him so he can "get good grades" . She writes all his papers , takes all his take-home tests , does all his projects , etc. The sad part is she thinks she's helping him by doing this . The even sadder part is that he's got like a 2.3 gradepoint . And then she can't understand why he's lazy and expects her to do everything for him . One lady far away from me often cozies up to new male employees and then once she has their trust tells them (lyingly) that one of the hot<b> chicks </font></b>"likes" him and wants him to ask her out . Then she gets great pleasure from watching them awkwardly make their move and then get shot down . Is she evil ? That's not nice of course , but does it qualify as evil ? Its become fashionable in modern times to say there is no such thing evil , but I believe there is evil in this world . I just don't know if that kind of behavior constitutes it or not . Also I struggle with decided if the absence of good is evil or is you can just be nothing . If you can I assume most people are nothing . Sadly I think I might be evil . If evil is a thing . Which it is . And finally , I've got the 5 mil - get ready for some ATM  Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Pfffft you're not evil. That lady in your office though...comes close. I suppose it depends on whether one's definition of "evil" requires true large scale awfulness like Hitler or Saddam Hussein; or if a smaller level of badness also qualifies. sometimes I think that we think of as a "soul" and as our "consciousness" is just electrons bouncing around. Which blows my mind. Um, my electrons.   
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Bot Flies are evil, so are fire ants and killer bees, but bot flies are the most evil. Thank God for cold weather. If they get this far north, here I come Canada. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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