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If you've got time to lean you've got time to clean And if you've got time to clean you've got time for anal I was reading the other day about an "experiment" conducted at the University of Virginia (and subsequently replicated dozens of times at other institutions) where people were put in a room and just had to sit quietly and do nothing for 30 minutes (other experiments were for as few as three minutes) . BUT HERE'S THE TWIST !!! They were connected to a device that would shock them and they had the control . The percentages vary , but generally 75% of men and 25% of women shocked themselves before the time was up . Now , this is being touted as another "proof" that people these days are ADHD overstimulated morons who'd rather to something , ANYTHING than be alone with their thoughts ; but as usual I object to the conclusions they're drawing . I bet if you walked up to people on the street and asked "Hey , do you want to get shocked ?" about 75% of men and 25% of women would be all like "sure" . I chalk this result up to curiosity more than anything else . And MY conclusion is born out by the fact that these % don't change no matter what timeframe you use . These people aren't bored , they just want to know what the shock feels like . So they are stupid , but in a different way then the researchers are implying . All they've really proven is that people can't resist temptation very well , and that men are more willing to hurt themselves then women . Which DUH to both . If there was just a button in the room and there was no shocking involved I bet both genders would be the same just hitting the button to see what would happen . Stupid science bitches . If there was one thing I could put and end to it would be junk science - its a plague on our nation . And the world but its harder to get excited about that . And I'm in no way implying that people aren't afraid to be alone with their thoughts for 4 seconds because they are - just look at all the idiots on their phones while driving for proof of that . To steal a line from Louis CK "People are willing to risk taking someone else's life and risk ruining their own life rather than be alone for a minute ." I haven't figured out why my porn watching activity has spiked recently (and I've thought about it ALOT) but what I am learning is that I'm becoming more twisted . For instance , last night I was watching a deal where a dude with a small penis would fuck women in the ass while they would berate and belittle him on account of his small penis . And I found it totally erotic and everything . This troubled me at first because I assume , if this is what I like to watch now that probably means that its what I'm going to want to do some day . And I don't want to get into freaky stuff , that like takes a lot of time and effort and money and I don't have any of those things . But then , salvation .  Since the dawn of time itself I have like anal porn . A lot . But in real life ? Anal , eh , not so much . Its like a hassle coupled with a burden . I could take it or leave it , mostly leave it . And this makes me happy , because it means whatever kind of degenerate swag I might watch that doesn't mean anything about what my actual sexual proclivities may or may not be in the future . So I watched people humping while hanging from hooks like on American Gladiators , so what ? Doesn't mean I want to do that . For one thing I don't have the upper body strength for that . Speaking of , P-Bubs and I were chatting the other day about how to make sex more of a work out for me since she's always wanting to come over and bone while I'm on the treadmill . But sadly the only "suggestions" I can find on the interwebs aren't very helpful . There's plenty of videos of<b> chicks </font></b>doing push-ups while getting sexed in the sexhole . Or of giving piggyback rides with being sexed in the sexhole . Or of doing crunches while being oralized . But aside from when the dude picks the lady up (which isn't going to happening) there's not a lot where the dude is getting much of a work out . So keep an eye out for me on that front . In other news , Adult Dating zone finally has a contest that I'm interested in - designing a new merch(andise) . Now I have no idea who in earth is buying Adult Dating zone t-shirts , that seems to me akin to buying a US Post Office shirt . Yeah , you might take advantage of the service every now and then but its not like something people love . Even if you work for Adult Dating zone (which would be weird) who loves that job so much they want to advertise it ? Also I think the shirt they have now is actually pretty good .  Nevertheless I would like to enter this contest . Main problem being I have zero artistic ability . I do know a lady who's an artist maybe even an artiste who designs tons of shirts for local charities and business and whatnot , but I have a feeling she wouldn't be super pumped about helping me make a shirt for a sexpile . Actually if she thought it was a joke she probably would . I doubt her husband would be too excited about it either way . Stupid marriages ruining all my entrepreneurial sex ventures . And finally , while I was working out today , I realized that even if my life depended on it I don't think I could do one pull-up . I'm fat and my shoulders are destroyed . Just not going to happen . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I agree with your conclusion - curiosity rather than ADHD. The only sexercise for men that I can think of would be push ups. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I don't know, seems like the thrusting would be pretty major exercise in your ass muscles. Re, pushing a button to get a shock, I was just listening to a Radiolab podcast today about how applying an electrical current to your brain can put the recipients into a "flow" state where they can magically perform tasks way better than normally. One of the examples that was given was a drill where the person was put in a simulated war situation - first she did it normally and was able to pick off two out of 20 attackers rushing at her; after the electrical current was applied she said she thought they had put the game on an easier setting and also thought that it only lasted for about three minutes, when in reality it went on for 20 minutes. And she shot all 20 attackers. Bottom line, I really want to try this now! Apparently there are youtubes all over the place on how to make a homemade device.   
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