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I suck Not like this  not yet anyway . I've been painting all day and its frustrating because it looks like crap . Painting seems to be one of those things everyone else in the world just magically does well and I'm terrible at . Like sex . I always feel like kind of a crumb-bum when I post twice in the same day . Don't I have better things to do ? My apologies to multiple posters . Slackasses . Would you rather be double blogged or double penetrated ? Exactly .  Me and my pal the Batman wouldn't give her the<b> double penetration </font></b>she wants , but the one she deserves . Anyway , the purpose of this point is theft . Smartasswoman posted a thing for her birthday/1000th post where she listed the #1 song on all of her birthdays . Adult Dating zone blocked it , I assume because she had a soliloquy about banging a bunch of young dudes - she's way into that . See that's funny because she's not into that at all . Even I'm too young for her and I'm old as crunk - I thrust my junk at her all the time and she slaps it away . Anyway , she doesn't care enough about blogging to fix it anymore so I'm stealing her idea . 1977 – Easy , The Commodores (awesome , I hope it was playing in the maternity ward) 1978 – Love Will Find a Way , Pablo Cruise (good song , never heard of Pablo Cruise) 1979 – My Sharona , The Knack (did you know this was the song that was originally supposed to play during Reservoir Dogs when the dude gets his year cut off - true story) 1980 – Sailing , Christopher Cross (heard it) 1981 – Queen of Harts , Juice Newton (I thought Juice Newton was a porn star , I'm slightly ashamed to admit I like this song) 1982 – Hard to Say I’m Sorry , Chicago (haven't heard it) 1983 – Sweet Dreams Are Made of This , Eurythmics (I like the Marilyn Manson cover better , that's probably lame) 1984 – Stuck On You , Lionel Richie (I don't think I've heard it) 1985 – The Power of Love , Huey Lewis and the News (what movie was this in ? Good song) 1986 - We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off , Jermaine Stewart (Oh but you want to baby) 1987 – Wot’s It To Ya , Robbie Nevil (never heard of it) 1988 - I Don't Wanna Go on with You Like That , Elton John (never heard of it) 1989 – Right Here Waiting , Richard Marx (haven't heard of the song or the artist) 1990 – If Wishes Came True , Sweet Sensation (ditto) 1991 – Fading Like a Flower (Every Time You Leave) , Roxette (sounds gay , not the good kind) 1992 – Giving Him Something He Can Feel , En Vogue (haven't heard it , sounds dirty , real dirty) 1993 – Lately , Jodeci (never heard of either) 1994 – Wild Night , John Mellencamp and Meshell Ndegeocello (meh its okay) 1995 – Boombastic/In the Summertime , Shaggy (the dude from Scooby-Doo had a #1 hit ? ) 1996 – Lounging , LL Cool J featuring Total (decent) 1997 – Mo Money Mo Problems , The Notorious B.I.G. featuring Puff Daddy and Mase )decent) 1998 – When the Lights Go Out , Five (never heard of it) 1999 – Genie In a Bottle , Christina Aguilera (barf) 2000 – I Turn To You , Christina Aguilera (super barf , not saying she doesn't have some good songs but these ones suck) 2001 – Loverboy , Mariah Carey featuring Cameo (meh) 2002 – Down 4 U , Irv Gotti presents The Inc. featuring Ja Rule, Ashanti, Charli Baltimore and Vita (sounds kind of familiar) 2003 – , 50 Cent featuring Snoop Dogg (meh) 2004 – Dip It Low , Christina Milian (never heard it , sounds dirty , but not super dirty) 2005 – Let Me Hold You , Bow Wow featuring Omarion (nope) 2006 – Buttons , The Pussycat Dolls featuring Snoop Dogg (The Pussycat Dolls had a #1 hit ? Shame on you all) 2007 – Sorry, Blame It on Me , Akon (who's Akon ? ) 2008 – Dangerous , Kardinal Offishall featuring Akon (Akon again ?! ) 2009 – He Could Be the One , Hannah Montana (Eh , isn't she a fictional character ? ) 2010 – I Like It , Enrique Iglesias featuring Pitbull (okay) 2011 – Skyscraper , Demi Lovato (Demi Lovato is a singer ? I thought she was a crappy actress) 2012 – Blow Me (One Last Kiss) , Pink (semi-okay) 2013 – Holy Grail , Jay-Z featuring Justin Timberlake (Never heard it , Christian rock I assume , or super duper dirty) 2014 – Maps , Maroon 5 (Maroon 5 is still around ? ) Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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What do you mean I don't care enough to fix my post? I did fix it. Did it go invisible again or something? Good painting isn't magical, it's just using decent quality rollers and taking the time to use a lot of masking tape. Painstaking and boring, like many other ways of getting good results. I think PinkXXXKisses' birthday must be really close to mine because her list of #1 birthday songs was almost identical to mine. Aside from being 13 years shorter of course.   
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I've never looked up my birthday list. A coworker made up a bunch of cds featuring the songs that were popular in graduation years. I've gotten behind in my reading over here {and over there and everywhere}. I just watched a movie and it made me think of you. "The Graves" it starts with two goth girls in a comic book store. They bounce around pretty good in the movie but they don't show any actual nudity. There's a very tall black guy who makes quite a few low budget movies in it. He's a minister in this one. He's not a bad actor at least with tall intimidating roles. I look for those classics with a one star rating. There is a degree of verisimilitude with inept reactions to horror situations. "Five Across The Eyes" has one of those inexplicable lines in it. The urn containing the one girls dad's ashes gets spilled with ashes airborn and the other girl says, "Are you sure these are human ashes? They didn't taste like my aunt's ashes." I figure that must be some code for something kinky that I don't know about. In the Cheech and Chong movie "Nice Dreams" Cheech starts to complain to Chong and Tommy replies, "Every time I do coke you give me this 'Every time you do coke' bullshit." I should put that on the previous post, but I'm lazy. And they drank Flavor-aid in Jonestown not Koolaid, but Ken Kesey did have an electric koolaid acid test. I suspect one of the draws for Terminator movies and some Vampire/occult movies is that if the cops or some gangs or terrorists or whoever attack them, they are totally impervious. Unlike Jack Squat who was probably the star of a gay scat film being impaled. Impervious, or pervy gagged with something other than a spoon. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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