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Witches can no longer turn cats into pigs
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Witches can no longer turn cats into pigs So that's good news for pet owners . I guess on the other hand if you're a pig farmer taking shortcuts with your witch friend that's bad news . There's always two sides to every story I guess . In the music video (that's still a thing I guess) for "Dangerous" (Big Data f/Joywave) which is awesome as an aside , there's a homeless lady holding one of them cardboard signs that says "Fuck You" which is the sign all homeless people should have because yeah , if I was homeless I would think that ALL the time . Speaking of homeless people the other day my best fake friend in the world was taking me to task for the way I voted in the recent mid-term elections and while I would agree with the gist of her complaint about my voting practices I do take issue with the implication that I don't take it (voting) seriously . I would suggest that I did , I just having different goals . You see I voted for the worst candidates possible because I want the system to fail . That might sound bad but hear me out . Lets say there's one bridge in your town and people need to drive over it to get to the grocery store . But every time someone drives over the bridge 10 homeless people are crushed to death . So the word goes out "hey , don't drive over the bridge" but in in way is access to the bridge hindered . A lot of people probably will stop , but some won't . Some people won't even know they're not supposed to . Some people won't give a shit . Some people will not drive on the bridge most of the time but every now and then when they're in a hurry and their was all "maaaeah" at breakfast and they burned their toast and it was too late to try again they'll go over the bridge "just this once" because they volunteered at the soup kitchen so that makes it even . The only way to stop people is to blow up the bridge . "But 40 , how will people get their groceries then ?" I don't know , but I do know that as long as the bridge is there people aren't going to seriously consider any alternatives . "So what are you going to do 40 , start assassinating Senators ?" No , why do people always immediately escalate everything to a thousand ? No annoy me I assume . When I say I'm part of the Voluntary Human Extinction Project people say "What so you want to kill everyone ?" No , VOLUNTARY people , VOLUNTARY , it just means I took a pledge to not have . So now , I have no plans for assassinate any public figures (not for political reasons anyway) but I will try to bring the system down by working (not very hard) to elect the worst possible candidates ? Is that reckless ? Does that make me a bad person ? Yeah , probably . The other day a lady sent me an erotic photograph and I remarked to her "I thought you didn't do that" and she mentioned usually she doesn't but she thought it was okay because you couldn't see most of her face anyway . It got me to thinking , does it really even matter ? Such as , I post this picture everyone on the internet and say its my friend Sally  Does it really matter if it's really her or not ? Either way the idea is out there in the ether . Sally related people will check it out IF that's something they care about and some of them will be all like "Pffrt that's not her" and other's will be like "dude that's TOTALLY her" and so forth . And lets say that Sally posts this picture ;  And it is her . Sally related people will check it out IF that's something they care about and some of them will be all like "Pffrt that's not her" and other's will be like "dude that's TOTALLY her" and so forth . So what difference does it make ? People are going to think about you what they're going to think about you . They might think you're the kind of person who would send pictures of you sucking cock all over the place . They might think you would never do that . Irrespective of the fact if you did or not . I could post a picture of myself right now of my ass humping Santa Claus and even if people I knew saw it they'd say derisively to anyone who brought it up "That's not 40 , 40 would never do that , lets alone post pictures of it ." They'd be wrong , but that wouldn't stop them from thinking it . Also what's the deal ? There's a porn star named Nicole Aniston  And Tim Tebow dated (or is dating) a woman named Nicole Aniston . Is Tim Tebow dating a porn star ? That doesn't seem to jive with his super Christian message . Is it the same person ? I don't know . Looks like it might be . What I'm saying is its all a gray (grey ? ) area . Who knows who did what with whom and why ? Not me . So why get all worked up about it ? The other day I posted a quote from the Architects of Fear , which was (is ? ) a episode of the Outer Limits , here's another ; "Is this the day? Is this the beginning of the end? There is no time to wonder. No time to ask why is it happening, why is it finally happening. There is time only for fear, for the piercing pain of panic. Do we pray? Or do we merely run now and pray later? Will there be a later? Or is this the day?" I'm sure no one was wondering why . Here's why . Turns out that episode was more or less the exact same plot of Watchmen , which is probably the best comic ever . Although that's kind of like saying the best way to make a baby is sexual intercourse . Someone brought this to my attention to zing me , such as "haha your favorite thing is derivative of something else" but I don't see why people care about that either . If I learned nothing else from After School Specials its that you need to accept things for what they are . And that if you do so you will get to bang a bunch of hot<b> chicks . </font></b>Its possible that I used to get bored with After School Specials and start watching porn halfway through . Remember that one After School Special where they stumbled into an underground fetish orgy run by a secret society hellbent on taking over America ? I do , it made me think of the Shaver Mysteries . I didn't know the dude who wrote them was trying to say that was a real thing until recently . So I guess he's super crazy . And then a bunch of other people claimed the same kind of thing happened to them . A French lady claimed an elevator took her down to Deros world where she was sexually abused and whatnot . So , you know , be careful on elevators just in case . Also watch out for Air Looms . Blog Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I used to think "partial face" pictures protected me. But really I should know better, considering that some guy from my bike club recognized me here based on knowing my smile (never did find out who it was, but I have my suspicions). Here it is, exclusively for 40Deuce readers: (apologies in advance if the image is huge, I never know how these things are going to turn out) [image] I look at that photo now and can only be sad at how un-white my teeth are.   
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Ugh, sorry. Feel free to delete, it's rude to spam your blog with a giant photo.
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I used to think "partial face" pictures protected me. But really I should know better, considering that some guy from my bike club recognized me here based on knowing my smile (never did find out who it was, but I have my suspicions). Here it is, exclusively for 40Deuce readers: (apologies in advance if the image is huge, I never know how these things are going to turn out) [image] I look at that photo now and can only be sad at how un-white my teeth are. WASHINGTON, DC–In an official statement Monday, a spokesman for the American Dental Association announced that it cannot make the teeth of the nation's citizens any goddamn whiter. ADA president T. Howard Jones. "As medical professionals, there is a limit to how white we can make your teeth," ADA president T. Howard Jones said. "Using various new tooth-whitening procedures, we can remove the extrinsic staining from your teeth and make them look their absolute whitest. But that's still not enough for you psychos. You need whiter. Well, if you want to go to Mexico and have someone implant a black light in your gums so your teeth glow an unearthly white, go nuts. I'm just telling you what we're medically and legally capable of at this time." Jones said Americans enjoy a staggering variety of teeth-whitening options, including lasers, gels, bleaches, strips, rinses, pastes, and carbamide-peroxide trays from such makers as Rembrandt, Brite Smile, Perfect Smile, PowerWhite, Rapid White, and Pearl Drops. But despite the seemingly limitless dental-bleaching procedures and products available, Jones said the nation's vain populace is still not satisfied. "We're not holding anything back, honest," Jones said. "If there was some way to make your teeth whiter, we'd be thrilled to offer it to you and charge you an arm and a leg for it. You're just going to have to come to grips with the fact that your teeth have a slight natural tint. Unless you want us to start painting your teeth with correction fluid, you'll have to accept that cruel fact." Jones stressed that the ADA has nothing against tooth whitening, noting that most of its 147,000 members offer everything from laser bleaching to porcelain veneers to dental bonding. The typical ADA dentist, however, is irked by customers who come in for routine bleaching and leave disappointed because "their teeth don't inflict retinal damage when you look directly into them." "Hey, if your teeth are stained or discolored, come on in, and we'll fix you up," Jones said. "Professional teeth bleaching can whiten your teeth upwards of five shades, but once they reach their limit, that's it. You need to stop comparing your teeth to your refrigerator." Members of the Cohn family of Alpine, NJ, all of whom are dissatisfied with the whiteness of their teeth. Citizens across the U.S. are expressing confusion over the ADA's defensive tone. "I don't see why they're getting all huffy," said St. Paul, MN, resident Tamara Wenders, her words garbled by a mouthful of Crest Whitestrips. "They're making a lot of money. I thought dentists wanted us to have clean teeth." Added Wenders, looking into the mirror: "I think it's working." According to ADA member Dr. Walter Foti, D.D.S., the national obsession with perfectly white teeth may only be getting started. "What happens once, at long last, you people get your teeth pure white?" Foti asked. "Will you finally be satisfied? Of course not. Then you'll want clear teeth. You won't rest until your fucking teeth are see-through." "Look, you want white teeth so damn bad? It's simple," Jones said. "Don't smoke, stay away from coffee, tea, and soda, brush and floss regularly, and go to your dentist every six months. Sure, have your teeth whitened occasionally, but keep in mind that we can only go far as the technology allows. When someone creates a better teeth-whitening procedure, we'll slap an 'ultra' on it and get it out on the market as fast as the FDA allows. Until then, be happy with what you have. Americans really need to learn to live with almost-total perfection." Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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^ Ha, that's awesome! I want see-through teeth.
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