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Do you sumise its wise to have laser beams emitting from your eyes ?
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Do you sumise its wise to have laser beams emitting from your eyes ? I've got laser vision and I'm burning a hole in the wall .  The advertisements for the Supergirl show made it look gawd awwful (like all CBS shows , ZING ! ) but I keep being told its he "hit" so to makes me wonder if its not and I should check it out . But then again ratings don't mean much in regards of I will like a show (because I'm so unique and cool and counter-cultural , look at me , look at me , I'm an individual ! ) such as the top rated shows are (in descending order) excluding football and reality junk Empire (never watched it , doesn't look appealing) Big bang Theory (sucks , stopped being good three years ago) Modern Family (sucks , stopped being good three years ago) Scandal (don't watch but its a decent enough show) How to Get Away with Murder (sucks) The Blacklist (never watched it , Spader annoys me unless he's Ultron) Grey's Anatomy (This is still on the air ?! Sucks two cocks before it sucks two cocks and then it sucks two more . I did see the one chick naked in some movie the other day though and she was smokin' hot) One Upon a Time (meh) Family Guy (really ? surprising , also stopped being good like 10 years ago) Scorpion (never watched , looks lame) The point is have any of you checked out Supergirl ? Any good ? Try to pretend you're me when you answer . Don't forget to stop pretending you're me , you don't want to live like that . So the other day at work they brought us pizza because we donated enough money their fake charity scam that buys the CEO new sex slaves but it was down on the first floor , because you know why would they actually bring it up to us ? Anyway , this dame says to me she says "You gonna get some of that pizza ?" and I says to her I says "Nah , I want some but not enough to actually go down and get it" and so then she stomps her tiny foot and gives me the laser beam eyes and exclaims "So you're going to make ME get it for you ?!" and I'm all "What are you talking about , I'm not making anyone do anything" and then she makes some kind of high pitched chirping noise and declaims "Well I can't not get you any if I know you want some !" It was weird and annoying , as most interactions I have with women are (present company excluded) . Speaking of , all this week women have been smiling at me in the hallways and breakroom and whatnot . As I've mentioned before I hate this because my stupid man brains think "That chick totally wants to do us !" which is not true at all . In fact if anything , they're smiling because they're thinking "man , at least I don't have to have THAT crawling ontop of me" . How do I get them to stop ? I don't think I can be any more dour and standoffish without straying into the zone where I remind them of their father which is only going to make things worse , and weird . One time a voice spoke in my head and she said dark is not the opposite of light , it's the absence of light . And I thought to myself - she knows what she's talking about . And for a moment I knew what it was all about . I'm reading a book about a lady who impersonates a Duchess finds her way into the court of the Sun King and all her various hijinks - such as this dude wants to bang a friend of hers (a real Duchess) and she doesn't like that so she gets the dude to bang her instead , because she has smallpox and she's hoping that he'll get inflected and die . Which did . That's stone cold I tell you what . But the point is that it was a threesome with his mistress and they used a position they called "the chariot" because it was a way for a dude to nail two<b> chicks </font></b>at once . I can't seem to find any information on said position . In modern times this is the chariot  And clearly is just for two people . I can only surmise that the chariot they were talking about is just where the two women are on all fours (like horses pulling a chariot) and you just switch back and forth , which hardly even seems worthy of being a named sex position , which is true of many of them .  The other day the boss said to me "No one respects me around here" and then was shocked when I agreed with him . I think because what he left unsaid was "and I should be" and he thought I was agreeing with that . I almost said "What have you done to be worthy of any respect" but I didn't because as much as I despise the dude for being a shitty boss and making my job 1000% harder I feel bad for him as a person - it probably sucks to have a job you are not capable of doing and everyone resents you for it . I mean I would quit if I was in such a position but he has and ex-wives to support . Also he's probably a delusion moron who thinks he is doing a good job and I shouldn't feel bad for him at all . Some old timey philosopher said that poverty is the foundation of idleness . At first this seemed like it might make sense to me . But it doesn't . If anything its the inverse , poor people have to bust their humps - only the rich can be idle really . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Instead of being dour and standoffish try giving the work ladies a big smile and hello. Hopefully they'll think that means YOU'RE into them, and they'll start avoiding you like the plague. If that's what you want, I mean.   
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Supergirl was boring. I like Scorpion. Watch Big Bang on occasion. Never have seen anything else on your list. Hope that helps. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Interesting sex positions. Of the two, I've only tried the first one, with him standing. The second looks interesting, but I doubt it'd be very comfortable for him. Looks backbreaking. Literally. I haven't caught Supergirl yet, but heard it was the number 1 costume in this year's Halloween. Go figure. And from your list, I like Modern Family. And to a certain degree, Family Guy. Although I don't watch them religiously, and have no idea if I'm actually watching the latest season's episodes or reruns.
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