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I understand he has failed every time he got enough together to fail on That's a good quote , even though it ends with a preposition . I did that thing today where you're walking and someone is in your path so you both move on way , then the other , then back , and keep getting in each other's way . I said "sorry" (why was I apologizing ? ) and she laughed and said "its okay you're a better dancer than my last date" which used to be my line but I gave it up because who goes dancing on dates anymore ? Dinner and dancing turned into dinner and a movie , which is now in the process of becoming Netflix and chill . So clearly we're getting more lame and lazy as a society - people can't even leave the house for a date anymore ? Bastards . Although the last few dates I've been on have been duds so maybe it makes sense . Remember the lady who ate the lobster shell ? I suppose there has been some progress though if you look through time ; Dating through the ages (and into the future) Hit with club , drag back to cave Traded for a donkey Bartering chip in a consolidation of power Playing cards under the watchful eyes of several chaperones Sewed into a sack Hasty marriage to someone you barely know because there's a war on Sharing a milkshake Necking in a car until the hook-hand guy attacks Dinner and dancing Dinner and a movie Netflix and chill Quickie on the bus Some sort of app that replaces the need for human interaction Terror-humping under a pile of human bones hiding from the robots Hit with club made of broken robot leg , drag back to cave Apparently gender stereotypes plague dating discourse . Do something about that will you ? Thanks in advance . Do you think this Marco Rubio flap is going to help Amy Lindsay's career ? Seems like it would have to right ? I find it amusing that one of her first films was titled Naughty Republicans Wanna Have Fun . Of course that could just be a made-up internet thing . What I do thing interesting is that she was (maybe is) doing softcore porn and non-porn movies at the same time . I always thought you'd have to retire from porn to get into non-porn . Granted most of her non-porn movies are "raunchy sex comedies" but still , its something you know ?  I can't even remember the last time I had sex in a box lined with sound-proofing foam . So a dude said at work today that someone "literally mispronounced every word they said" and I says to him I said "I don't think that's even possible" and he rolled his eyes at me and said "its just a figure of speech" . What is ? Saying something literally happened is a figure of speech ? Literally = figuratively ? Remember the other day when I was talking about the Pepsi Challenge and how stupid it was ? I thought about it today and I realized , it was actually kind of genius . Pepsi is sweeter than Coca-Cola so in a sipping contest Pepsi is going to win even though Coca-Cola is a better drink . And because of this Coca-Cola said "Ah-ha , they like sweet shit , BOOM , NEW COKE ASSHOLES !!!" And New Coke was the worst because it was even sweeter than Pepsi , and this almost torpedoed Coca-Cola and brought the end to the Cola Wars . Coke is much more popular and profitable than Pepsi , but they were almost taken down by perfect example of what has become known as asymmetric warfare , a term introduced in Andrew J. R. Mack's 1975 article "Why Big Nations Lose Small Wars" - the weaker power induced a conflict the outcome of which could not be predicted . Because why wouldn't they ? They're already as a disadvantage - they want to muddy the waters .  Deadpool came out this weekend and made a shit-ton of money , which kind of annoys me because comic book people of my ilk love Deadpool and I really don't get it . Most of them say they love it because Deadpool breaks the 4th wall which is lame . I just don't like anti-heroes overall I guess , in comics anyway , although I suppose you could make the case that the Batman is an anti-hero . Point is Deadpool sucks , the best thing Ryan Reynolds has been in is still Scarlett Johansen . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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So I guess you agree with Movieguide org about Deadpool then. Good summary of dating through the ages; I don't think I ever did "dinner and dancing" unless pogoing at the 7th St. Entry counts.   
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love the sexy photos
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