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Remember that time I got a B in gym ?
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Remember that time I got a B in gym ? What does that even mean ? How is gym anything other than pass/fail ? At conferences did the gym teacher say something like "40 is a good gym student but he doesn't dodge quite as well as he could if he practiced dodging more" . Remember when the bullies use to strip me naked and then throw me into the girl's locker room ? I never understood why that was supposed to be bad - I was in HS , being naked in the girl's locker room was like my #1 goal , and they provided me with a method where I didn't get expelled . Most of those<b> chicks </font></b>had never seen a dick and they were pretty interested in it I tell you what . After it happened a couple times Rocket Tits said she had some clothes for me I could wear but I turned her down - I liked walking naked down to the principal's office to tattle . It sounds like Peyton Manning exposed himself to a lady equipment manager when he was at Tennessee . Since I hate Peyton Manning (and his idiot brother) you would think I would be all over this , but my initial reaction was "eh , who cares , everyone was flashing everything at everyone else in college" but that's the wrong way to think about it . I need to think about it from the woman's point of view IE someone a million times stronger and bigger than me taking out his junk unsolicited , you have to think you're about to be Bill Cosbyed right ? So I shouldn't make light of it . That's one of the many reasons its a good thing I'm a man , if I were I woman I would assume any time a dude came near me it was a Bill Cosby situation . And I'd only be right 50% of the time . Classic Adult Dating zone - I've been trading a new messages with a lady on here and it seemed like we were hitting it off , and then she says she's moving to Guam . In other news my car tried to go all Christine on me the other day so I said to I said "Look , you're a car , I'm a dude - how would this even work if I wanted it to ? Which I don't because you suck ." Which seems harsh , but its a car not a person - don't anthropomorphize it . Also what does "wrinkle free" mean to you ? Because it doesn't seem to mean jack to clothing manufacturers . I shouldn't complain though , the clothes I make aren't even a little wrinkle free . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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crazy as hell
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Wrinkle free - to me - means the garment will never get wrinkled. To the clothing manufacturers it probably means that you get wrinkles at no extra charge. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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He didn't just expose himself - she was kneeling in front of him, examining his injured ankle and he put his junk on top of her head. That's not exactly a situation of, "oops I was scooching forward on the exam table and my balls came out of my boxer shorts".   
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