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After high school I got a job supervising a BDSM logging crew
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After high school I got a job supervising a BDSM logging crew Alright ladies here's the deal , I will pay for the babysitter to watch your so we can get shaggy . I don't think you're going to find a better deal than that . The sex may not be great , but at least you didn't pay for a sitter you know ? If you thought Viagra didn't have a pamphlet to help you "break the ice" with your doctor you were dead wrong . Also I feel like once someone has examined your balls the ice is officially broken . I thought it would be a fun source of material to make fun of in my blog (this one , the one you're reading right now) but it wasn't . It was lame . Just the dicks of the men who need Viagra . The other night at gaming Moochie says he's going to buy everyone dinner which obviously is weird but you don't get a nickname like Moochie without never contributing anything and then shoveling pizza into your face akin to a Hungry Hungry Hippo gobbling down marbles . When Fat Jesus remarked upon this Moochie stated that he was running up his credit card because he was going to declare bankruptcy . His last move was going to be getting a cash advance on said credit card before making said declaration . Up until this point I had no real opinion of Moochie , he was just a dude I gamed with and were merely slightly annoying like all people are . But now I hate him because his kind of asinine behavior really<b> chaps </font></b>my cock . You can reference my general bankruptcy angry rant 177 blogs back if you wish wherein I acknowledge that some people should be allowed to declare bankruptcy - but this scenario is clearly buffoonery of the highest order . And I love his excuse "my parents never taught me about money" . What the fuck does that even mean ? It's pretty simple you get X money , if you spend more than X money you're fucked . Stupid Moochie , if he wasn't hooking me up with the good weed I'd throw a rock at his spleen . Speaking of money and dumbness recently 1100 people were asked which of deals was the most attractive ; Paying $100,000 to get back $1000 a week for a year Paying $10,000 to get back $200 a week for a year Paying $1,000 to get back $100 a week for a year More than 700 people said that the middle offer was most beneficial which I guess isn't as depressing as if most people said the 1st option was the best but it still pretty disheartening because this is some simple math and everyone has a phone with a calculator . About an equal number of people choose 1 and 3 . Then all the people were ground into a nutrient paste to feed to MLB players because people that answer questions like this have no place in our society . Ninguna ! Do you think eels can be trained ? And if so can they be trained to pilot small submarines ? A dude gave me one of these the other day "Why would an eel need a submarine , eels can swim" and I looked him dead in his vacant eyeballs and says to him I says "I don't know , think about that next time you're in your CAR." Everyone in the office cheered and carried out on their shoulders .  I'm the root of all that's evil yea but you can call me cookie Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Your posts always leave me speechless and not knowing what to comment. But I really enjoy reading them anyway... 
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Your posts always leave me speechless and not knowing what to comment. But I really enjoy reading them anyway...
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OMG as an accountant it really scares me that anyone got that math problem wrong. One of the match questions on OKCupid is: What would make the world a better place? and one of the multiple choice answers is "Fewer stupid people" which is the one that I picked. You'd be surprised how many people rate that as an "unacceptable answer" - I'm not sure if it's because they think it's a heartless answer or if it's because they're stupid people afraid of if that came true.   
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It would be a lot cheaper if you found women with older kids. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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so was that good money? You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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Your posts always leave me speechless and not knowing what to comment. But I really enjoy reading them anyway... Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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