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Lies and the lying liars that lie them
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Lies and the lying liars that lie them I am reticent to be the 7788 thousandth person (today) to write a blog about lying liars but at least I'll be coming at it from a slightly different angle (like I did with your momma last night ! hi-oh ! ) in that the liar in question is me .  I lied to the Matchdate Von Jigglytits (pictured above [not really]) for the first (probably not the last) time yesterday . I was feeling her out (figuratively sadly) on her feelings about me (40deuce) having female friends and continuing to be friends with them - which would include me sometimes spending time with them . In the course of said feeling out process she asked me how I know someone that I know from this site and I said "from a writing website" which is a HUGE FAT LIE because in case no on mentioned it THIS IS A SEX SITE . The funny (sad) thing is the part of my brain that is way into lying , which I will call the Lance Armstrong Lobe , was all like "you're both just on here to blog so in a way it's true" . I hate that fucking lobe . If you ever think something that ends with "so in a way it's true" you are a garbage person . Anyway obviously I said this because if I had said "oh I know her from a fucksite you know where people go to fuck" that would have been the end of that . For that matter if she knew I was on this site at all that would be the end because she's a normie . So should I quit this blog so I can date her ? Or just lie about it ? I mean this blog is dumb as hell so who cares but on the other hand why should I have to quit something I like for no real reason ? So I got to wondering is it possible to have a relationship without lying ? I mean obviously I know literally it's possible so I guess what I really mean is is it practical to have a relationship without lying ? Just as obviously the Pollyanna answer is "Of course , if you tell someone the truth , expose your true self and they reject you then they weren't the right person for you" which is 100% bullshit . It ain't that easy life is a little more complicated than that . Or maybe it's not maybe I'm just a huge piece of shit and good people can tell the truth all the time and still be happy and committed to one another . I guess how would I know ? I wouldn't . And as long as I'm revealing myself to be a monster I've realized once again that there really is no pleasing me . When I don't have a woman I'm all like "waa-waa I'm lonely !" and then when I get a woman I'm all like "waa-waa I have to make an effort !" Why can't I just have everything I want without making any sacrifices of any kind whatsoever ? Is that too much to ask for ? It is ? Oh . Well . Shit . Moving on . Remember Schick Hydro Silk and how they had the commercial about trimming your vag hair ? I do because I blogged about it THREE damn times . I just say they have a commercial now with anthropomorphic razor-woman which a HUGE purple rack . So if you thought your Hydro Silk razor wasn't a monster with a razor head and massive tits you were wrong . I tried to find an image but the internet has failed me again . Perhaps the general populace isn't as obsessed with women's razor's commercials as I am . Speaking of huge and purple (hi-oh ! ) I made a comment the other day about how I had never seen a penis in a state that made me think "purple headed warrior" and then the other day when I was jerking it (like a winner ! ) the head of my dick got super de duper purple . Does this mean ; A. I just never paid attention to my dick before OR B. It heard me talking about it and changed its behavior If I hit a deer and my car is smashed to bits insurance will get me a new car . So what I need is for a Megaloceros to smash into my house so I can get me a new house . Now they're extinct so this will require either cloning and or time travel , I don't care which - take your pick and make it happen . And finally the other day when for the 5th time in a row a house I wanted to look at had an offer came in before I could my realtor (who's a real piece of ass you feel me ? ) said one of the reasons this is happening is because I am looking at "nice houses" . At first this seemed like an odd thing for a realtor to say but then I realized it makes total sense . Because most<b> houses </font></b>(like most people) are shitty . Which means realtors mostly sell shitty<b> houses </font></b>unless they're some kind of rich person realtor . Which is kind of sad . I assume realtor would want to sell nice<b> houses </font></b>all the time but that just ain't how the world works . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Everybody lies. Big, fat break-your-heart lies and teensy, weensy white lies. You can tell the truth without telling the whole truth (yeah - I'm one of those garbage people) and Ms. Von Jigglytits doesn't need the whole truth unless you plan on marrying her. and that's my 2 cents with a penny change. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I have told that EXACT same lie mucho times. Not exactly to a love interest, but to my normie friends who ask, "how did you meet Mr. So and So?" The only problem is that then they usually ask if they can read my blog and I have to be semi-rude and say "sorry no, it's my secret blog where I can let everything out because it's anonymous". I will say that with a lot of the men I've dated it seems to come out fairly quickly that I have a blog on a sex site. Which might be why I never end up dating anyone for very long? Shoot guess I have to learn to lie to them, too. I did see that razor commercial and thought it was gross and bizarre. And NOT appealing to women. Do they think that men are buying their girlfriend's razors?   
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So should I quit this blog so I can date her ? ... No. Also you're not actually dating her if you don't have sex with her. You should know that from where you sit with those women who have "Friendzoned" you. Or just lie about it ? ... That would be the best way. So I got to wondering is it possible to have a relationship without lying ? ... No, unless you don't mind the relationship lasting less than a month. Also , "Dating" [aka; getting some tail] is not a relationship.
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Hell, everyone lies. . And if they say they don't, well... they're just liars. .  Yeah, this is just a *blogging* site to anyone that I might mention it to. . And it does get annoying when they want to know the name of the site. . 
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Well seeing as how you have confessed to being a lying liar, I'm guessing you didn't really notice "the head of my dick got super de duper purple." But then again I may just be a liar too.  The fact that you are questioning the issue about lying to your Matchdate interest says you aren't that bad a guy, just as long as you don't slip to far down that slippery slope. She may not be all that "normie" herself. Vive La Difference
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so you meet people on the web or FB or blogging. the issues is not how but why in her mind. I have a fair number of male friends. but that was hard won. and mostly because they had women or because of a huge age differential. so since most women don't believe men can have female friends without wanting to bed them........you're going at the problem the wrong way. you should have said......I have a bunch of galpals. we share our writing. just a drop mic kinda thing. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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If you are ever in doubt whether to lie or tell the truth, lie. Lies very rarely come out and if they do women are awfully forgiving creatures who are used to being lied to.
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40Deuce replies on 3/22/2017 7:20 pm: A month is about all I can handle Well then say whatever it takes to get her into bed. Women love that. You might notice their little sign that says, "Seduce my mind and you can have my body". Not to confident they understand what they are saying with the sign, but it doesn't matter.
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In the immortal words of George Costanza, "It's not a lie if you believe it".
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It's always been totally unclear to me why men/women would want to be in a relationship with a person who couldn't accept that s/he had been on a sex site. I am not calling you out or even calling all men out under the guise of being gender neutral - I am genuinely curious. I know that the few men I've met on this site and had some kind of a connection with other than just sex rejected the idea of a relationship with me precisely because they met me here. (That's not all men though - I know personally men/women who have created relationships and even married women/men they met on this site. I have no idea whether these people are statistical outliers or, as usual, I'm picking crap men to meet.) On the real estate front, I had the same exact experience. Then, after looking at a bunch of shitty houses my realtor picked for me, I found a nice house to look at that hadn't already been snapped up with no help whatsoever from her. She didn't even want to show it to me because she didn't think the area was "interesting." This is the house from which I'm writing. It's not in the most interesting area, and it's mine, and it's a very nice house. I know men don't want advice and I will share anyway the best advice a friend gave me: if you find a house you like and there's already an offer, insist that your realtor ask whether the seller will accept a backup offer - or if you have access to the MLS matrix the realtors use, you can see whether backups are being accepted for yourself. Lots of times the eager beavers' financing doesn't come through or the first offer falls through for some other reason.
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