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Miami Rump Shakers #2  

40Deuce 46M
4634 posts
9/2/2017 7:03 pm

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9/4/2017 11:10 am

Miami Rump Shakers #2

If I have any good qualities (which I don't) one of them has to be that I am perfectly willing to admit when I am wrong .

I have long held the opinion that having a large penis doesn't help you get laid because even if women are into that , which is a shaky proposition to begin with , it's not like you just flop it out and go "eh" and then they agree to a date . Only on places like Adult Dating zone - Hookup, Find Sex or Meet Someone Hot Now - can you lead with your genitals and even here it doesn't seem to work so well . Plus how many people are on Adult Dating zone ? Like 17 ? The rest are all robots and fake accounts those first 17 people made to stalk each other .

BUT it turns out that I was wrong , dead wrong , because being an anti-technology old person who isn't with it I had forgotten about sexting . Nowadays before you even meet someone IRL you've seen EVERYTHING . So if having a big cock is a way to get action it probably does help you because pics of all the different body parts are flying back and forth before the date even happens .

I learned this because I was playing cards with the douche-bros (and taking all their money again he bragged) and one douche-bro was talking about this blonde chick he was texting with and another douche-bro said "Is she a natural blonde ?" and DB#1 confirmed that she was . And I piped up with "How would you know , I thought you hadn't met her yet" and they all laughed at me like I was the who moved from Canadian in 4th grade and everyone thought he was slow because of his accent .

There are no secrets anymore - not about that anyway . It's strange for an old man like me to consider seeing someone's asshole before meeting them for realz . And yet I've done it once - with someone who reads this blog . You know who you are .



Now I break down the news story that everyone is waiting for me to break down for them . Back in 2013 Sexy Star was the Triple A Women's champion - which they call the Reina de Reinas . She had some kind of dispute with management and left the company and the title was declared vacant . So they had a tournament to crown a new champion and Triple A went on while Sexy Star worked for other companies . At the beginning of this year Vampiro a former wrestler who was a big star in Mexico was named head of talent relations for Triple A - in part because he was tight with Sexy Star and they thought he could bring her back . In April Taya Valkyrie defeated Ayako Hamada to win back the title . In July Vampiro stripped Taya of the title and Sexy Star won it as part of her deal to come back to Triple A .

Why didn't they have Taya drop the title to Sexy Star ? Or have her vacate the title storylinewise ? No one seems to know . My theory is that because Taya was injured and couldn't work for a few weeks and Sexy Star wanted the title right away Vampiro just went ahead and did it . Which isn't really a cool move but Vampiro is widely regarded as a asshole in the biz . They may have also felt like Taya had one foot out the door anyway as she wanted to more in the states more . But on the other hand her fiancée Johnny Mundo (who appeared in GLOW) is one of the top stars in Triple A also so you'd think they wouldn't want to mess with that relationship .

Anyway Taya was pissed and quit the company . Recently at Triple As big event - Triplemania , Sexy Star was defending the title in a multi-woman match that included Ayako Hamada . Now Hamada and Taya aren't like pals or anything but Hamada respects Taya and felt that she was "dissed" but the company and Sexy Star , plus she's Japanese and they take wrestling pretty seriously ; so during the match she and Star started "shooting" - fighting for real . So now Sexy Star is pissed . The match ends with Sexy Star putting an arm bar on Rosemary - no one is exactly sure why but Sexy Star put a shoot arm bar on instead of the wrestling kind . And then kept the hold on after the match was over . Did she do this just out of anger ? No one is quite sure about that either .

The original report was that Sexy Star broke Rosemary's arm which turns out to have been an overstatement but her arm was legit injured . This did not sit well with the wrestling community . These days shooting on someone , unless it's a worked shoot of course , is not cool . So there was a big backlash against Sexy Star , at least in the states , I am curious what they think in Mexico and how the story is playing out there . So a couple days ago Vampiro stripped Sexy Star of the title and no one is really sure what's going to happen .

"But 40 wrestling is fake , this is all part of it ."

That's the fascinating thing , it doesn't appear to be a work . Normally wrestling is doing fake shit and trying to tell you it's real , this seems to be real shit they're trying to cover up by saying it's fake . Which is an interesting turn of events . Because Vampiro originally tried to say that<b> stripping </font></b>Taya was part of a storyline - which it wasn't . And then he tried to say that she was stripped for missing a booking - which she didn't . And at first Sexy Star tried to say the whole thing was a work but it doesn't seem to be .

I don't think it is but I hope that it is a work , not just because that means Rosemary isn't inured but also because this is the kind of stuff wrestling should be doing . There's a lot of whining in the wrestling world about how the internet ruins everything by exposing the business - I don't see why they can't grasp that this is the perfect medium for them to sell their storylines . The internet is 85% bunko that some people believe for some reason - wrestling should be all over that . I don't think is this a work even if it's not THIS is the kind of thing they should be doing . Use the lying power of the internet to your advantage .

Instead of trying to keep everything off the internet they should be spreading the rumors they want to spread to generate interest .

This would be the perfect build to a match with Sexy Star against Taya , Hamada or Rosemary . If it was an angle . Sadly I don't think it is .



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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
9/2/2017 7:05 pm

I wish I had a wrestling buddy so I wouldn't have to blog about this stuff - but I don't so I do . I mean what I am supposed to do , NOT talk about it just because no one cares ? That's not MY America .

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superbjversion2 69F  
24388 posts
9/2/2017 8:01 pm

1:2 paragraph ratio good stuff:wrestling ... that's better than usual.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 9/2/2017 8:08 pm:
Is it ? I was thinking after I hit "post" that it was much worse than usual . I thought I normally just put in a little wrestling if any . Maybe I should just start a wrestling blog , I mean there's only 7 trillion of those .

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
9/2/2017 10:31 pm

Hm, so I guess it wasn't LaLa or me, so that leaves....

I like your theory about tapping the lying power of the internet. Seriously, why aren't you a wrestling promoter?


40Deuce replies on 9/3/2017 2:44 pm:
There's no money in it

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