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Does Han Solo's dick work after being frozen in carbonite ?
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Does Han Solo's dick work after being frozen in carbonite ? Or was Kylo made in a bacta tank ? And if the later how does that change the dynamic of the Kylo-Solo scene in Force Awakens ? Have I ever mentioned that I'm EDM as fuck bro ? Because I am .  The way I see life is there's two kinds of people - people that accept and either like or dislike Spider-Man for what he is and people who need to talk about how the Spider-Man character is a allegory for puberty and the webs are jizz . I know which people I like to spend my time with (no judgement though , spread the Love , spread the goodwill) . I've mentioned before how much it entertains me when BDSM people write blogs on here complaining about how other BDSM people aren't BDSMing right . I think its because I assume that people who are in freaky sex stuff would be tolerate ant excepting and nice but it's not true at all - they're just as much jerks as nilla wafers like me . Case in point I just read a highly amusing (to me) post where a BDSMer was VERY upset about how there's too many people being switches these days and it's ruining the BDSMsphere . Either be a top or a bottom god damn it ! Although then they also complained about how no one knows how to be a good bottom anymore - not like back in the good old days . I mean what's the world coming to ? We can't even do BDSM stuff right anymore . While I was waiting at the doctor's office the other day I read an article in Glamour written by Katy Perry about how she learned not to be<b> ashamed </font></b>after sex anymore . As a 40 year old man I am 100% confident I am the audience she was targeting . It occurred to me though that I've never felt<b> ashamed </font></b>after sex . I haven't always felt super awesome but I've certainly never felt shame . I wonder what that means , if anything . Perhaps Katy Perry and I aren't as alike as I had originally anticipated . I should probably get in touch with her and talk it over . It's cool Katy I'm not the dude in the Breed hat .  I try not to judge people for poorly written profiles but I just saw one where the writer said that she "loves bantar" . I almost wrote her to inform her of the misspelling but I didn't think it would be appreciated . Plus maybe I'm the jerk and she didn't mean banter , maybe she really likes 6-string banjo . I have a jacket that sets off the anti-theft alarms every time I wear it . 99.99% of the time no one even looks over or does anything but today a dude actually came over to check my receipt . I told him the jacket always seems to set them off and he asked how long I had had it and where I got it from . Anyone one thing lead to another and I says to him I says "It was a gift from my parents so I guess it's possible they stole it" which to be was obviously a joke but he started asking me questions about if my parents steal stuff . Some people have no sense of humor . Also some people have parents that steal shit . Update on my watching the first (terrible) season of TNG - I forgot how big of a character Tasha Yar was in the beginning . I assumed she wanted to be killed off because her part wasn't very big before , must have been instead because her character was terrible . I also forgot how unclear the different roles were at the beginning of the show . I think they had 4 different chief engineers in the first 6 episodes , some of which were still on the show after the Reading Rainbow guy became Chief Engineer . O'Brien was originally shown as being a security officer , Geordi appeared to have no position at first and then was a helmsman . It seems like Worf was an ensign maybe ? Also it's clear to me now that Wesley is a sociopath . It explains a lot . On multiple occasions people die right in front of him and he doesn't even react . And any time his sexy momma gets possessed or is drunk on space-whiskey he doesn't seem to care in the slightest . Also also I forgot how insanely weird Data was in the beginning . I feel like he was just pretending to be stupid to mess with people . I have no idea how they show didn't get cancelled . But hey , it was the 80s and as the man says "Cocaine is a hell of a drug" . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Tell me is this freedom baby , chasing after danger , making my heart race ? Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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the technology to free sperm the dark side has
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If Leia had been frozen, her ovaries would've been destroyed. Sperm constantly regenerate. More proof that God is a man. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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btw - what does EDM mean? Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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it suffered from hibernation limpness
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The only BDSM'ers I'm critical of are the guys who market themselves as doms figuring "why sure, I'll hit a chick if it gets me laid". But then, I'm one of those horrible switches that blogger was complaining about.   
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