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Does this really work?  

shysexual_MTgirl 42F  
760 posts
1/25/2014 12:24 pm

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6/22/2022 12:46 am

Does this really work?


Was perusing a different site and this is what I came across. Does anyone think that this will truly work? He's basically saying, "I'm too good for you before even knowing you, but your really hot friend (who could be a total bitch for all he knows) is perfect!" Whatever. I wish the guy luck...but I hope no one answers this ad. Everyone is too good for that kind of arrogance:

"Extremely Attractive Male looking for BBW/Thick/Curvy to introduce me - 32

If you're reading this, I'm probably out of your league (or maybe not). BUT! You may just have that better looking friend who might be open to going out with me! She's not on craigslist because she knows she's too good for it. But you are! Don't think about yourself! Think about your friend and all the good you'll be doing!

Me: handsome (for real), athletic build (for real), speaks multiple languages (again, for real), etc... (basically your dream guy, except that your dream guy doesn't actually exist)

My motives: I've been traveling the world for over a decade. Now I've landed here in Montana and have found myself needing a little social stimulation and not knowing where to find any. I don't really have any expectations and am open to meeting anyone (who's genuinely female) for any reason really. I like to go with the flow. I'm 36 but could easily lie and tell you I'm in my late 20's and you would believe me... maybe. Hehe Well, you can send me a pic and I'll send you a pic and you can see for yourself

Your friend is in her early twenties to early thirties, nice face, nice body, and is intelligent (at least) enough to see the humor in this post and understand that I'm not a complete narcissist and hater of women with a little meat on their bones. That's all.

I am real and am for real Let's be friends!

Pics first baby! Multiple pics get multiple pics!
Uh... fake colored eye contacts really freak me out. Other than that I'm easy "


JustHere2Cam 56M
14229 posts
1/25/2014 5:42 pm

I can imagine that working for anything other than accumulating hate mail.


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SweetSuzieQ2 60F  
169 posts
1/25/2014 12:42 pm

If he's so "out of my league", then why does he need my help picking up my skinny friends? What an idiot!


shysexual_MTgirl replies on 1/25/2014 12:44 pm:
exactly! Who is to say my skinny, cute friend isn't complete shit in bed? His loss, I rock.

Mattchew192 51M
113 posts
1/25/2014 12:38 pm

No it doesn't work, I tried the same thing on different site and no responded.lol


shysexual_MTgirl replies on 1/26/2014 11:31 am:
you tried the "I'm too good for you, but you should hook me up with your hot friend," thing?

LittleRedFrog79 44F
1566 posts
1/25/2014 12:36 pm

If he's so wonderful... then why is he asking for help?
"Douche Bag" is what I"m going to call him.

{=} An empty half of the bed is waiting...{=}


shysexual_MTgirl replies on 1/25/2014 12:43 pm:
I agree, I just wanted to make sure I wasn't the only one.

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