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Just a Song Before I Go,A Lesson to be Learned  

rm_bonogirl1 56F
4688 posts
7/31/2008 2:23 am

Last Read:
8/3/2008 8:46 pm

Just a Song Before I Go,A Lesson to be Learned

Sooo....ya know what...im seriously thinking about
taking a break from this site for awhile.And its
NOT any of you guys who are my readers,its the
asshole emails that i keep getting.I cant cut out
ALL email because thats my only contact with some
of you here,but Jesus god this last one takes the
cake for stupidity.I swear to God why do some men
think that they are God's gift to women?Ive had a
lot saying that whilst theyve read my profile,they
think that i would give up the bf after one fuck
with them..as if!And the one who reads my blog but
still bitches cause i use lyrics a lot.And the
obligatory WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON HERE IF YOU ARE
NOT MEETING ANYONE?...I know i just did a blog a
few weeks ago bout idiotic emails but this one
just pissed me off.

(Before i post the said email and mine back to him
please dont think that this is a plea for ya'll to
tell me that im all that...ok?You'll see what i
mean in the emails.)

From JohnnyThePrick:
......soryr love, u may b smart, funny and charming, but ther is no fucking way im kissing that NOSE! its bigger than mine.

tork soon,

love johnny

------ Profile Attached -------

As a man, I like traditional "male" roles like, cooking, washing and CHEATING.

I can change a car tyre, light bulb and don't mind cleaning. Some would say the "perfect" man. I wish that were true though. Like Brad Pitt, I'm SHORT.

While his mail to me was quite short,mine back to
him wasnt...lol.

My Replyand its pretty much profane,but i cant
help it..lol)--

Just a couple questions for you although i do not
know why im even wasting my time and why you wasted yours in emailing me.I may have been by your blog but i didnt make a shitty comment like some of the others did,in fact i didnt even leave a comment.

What the fuck is your problem in writing me about my nose for God's sake.Ive NEVER said i was Hot,or
sexy or beautiful...im just me.YOU TRY HAVING YOUR
HUSBAND BREAK YOUR NOSE SEVERAL TIMES...of course
my nose isnt perfect nor will it be.But you had a
hell of a lot of nerve even emailing me period.

By the tone of your blog,you either hate women or
else you are INCREDIBLY shallow.

Hahaha..you mentioned Brad Pitt..first off hes NOT
5 f'ing 7 inches tall..so you dont have a fucking
THING in common with Brad Pitt and that includes
looks,attitude and everything else.He's 6 ft tall and hotter than hell----
so you lied about those 5 inches.Christ IM taller
than you are you short shit.

Let me put it to you this way,you'll never find a
woman with your attitude,and you dont DESERVE one
with that attitude.

I can get a nose job ya know..YOU CANT CHANGE HOW
SHORT YOU ARE...
I was going to report you for abuse but im not at
this time,but youre email and handle will most
definitely be in my next blog to show people how much of a dick you are.

Your handle fits you to a tee...

Christ if i had the perfect nose and looks i wouldnt fuck you if you were the last man on earth
and i promise you that i could get more PUSSY than
you any day and im straight.

Leave me alone and go pick on someone your own size SHORTY..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hehe...i just reread the last line and it made me
laugh all over again...but yea,why do some men just do dumb shit and make every other guy look bad?

Ya know...i dont like my nose...i have my dads,lol
but somethings are more important than having a
frigging nose job.Like paying my rent,feeding my
,paying my bills...all that good shit.Actually
if i had money money...id have a BOOB job first
anyways...hehe.

I did get a very sweet email from
digdug41 that almost made me cry,and if
youre reading this sunshine...thank you again...

I forgot to mention that DC had a 'Terrible Towel'
wrapped around the mic at the show last night,it
was pretty damn cool.And he got his first pair of
panties thrown at him,hehe...

Speaking of the terrible towel..its hard to believe that football season is almost here again.
Was watching Ben,and oooh man i like that guy..but
im looking forward to some football.(I was gonna
make a really sexist remark,but i think ill be a
lil good for awhile,lol)

Summer has gone so fast this year it seems.I cant
believe that this is the last of July already.It
seems like it was just the beginning of May.We've
had the weirdest weather in the Pgh area this year
lots of rain,some hot humid as hell days,cold ones
hasnt really been a nice regular kind of summer...

I ALMOST got my pussy back.We were driving up the
street a few blocks from home and i just happened
to look out the window and saw him.Jumped out of
the car and walked over to him and was calling him
quietly,hoping that he would come to me so i could
bring him back home.But he walked away the further
i got to him and finally i had to get going as i
had groceries in the car and he wasnt coming to me
anyways.We took a walk awhile later and he wasnt
anywhere that we saw,but at least the kiddos know
he's still alive,they thought that he had died.

I HAVE to post this song...just a dig at the prick
hehehe...

I'm Too Sexy
(Right Said Fred)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for
you...

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Now that song'll be in my head all day PLUS the lil prick will probably try to ban me....lol

Speaking of Too Sexy...gotta find a pic..and OMG
i never realized just how sexy his mouth is,,yummm

Sorry for the rambling damn post...

love you guys...


She's Dangerous cause she's Honest-(U2)


rm_virgil2008a 65M

7/31/2008 3:40 am

That guy's email was about himself, not you. And where is the problem because you have a very sexy nose. In future, I suggest you don't respond to emails like that.


outtherelinda 57F  
18868 posts
7/31/2008 5:35 am

I just tried to search for the dickhead's blog and profile and it would appear he has removed his profile. I think he must have been scared of you hun. You probably made him cry. Have a great Friday hun, take care.

Linda xxx


Feel free to come and check out my blog outtherelinda


wildspiritcherri 60F

7/31/2008 6:19 am

mmmm...well his name is Johnnytheprick! he can't spell either, mmmm...short n can't spell, oh ya HE IS A PERFECT DIMWIT!!! I'm sitting here this morning, trying to wake up, decided to pop on here and come to your blog, glad I did! Damn assholes anyhoot. My lil ones are sound asleep, soon as they get up eat breakfast, we are off to the pool for a full day-maybe if they last that long!

I for one, don't think your nose is big, I think it is perfect shape and size and besides it is cute! So to Prick! I betcha he has no cock either! Probably a 2" worm! Enough of him. Word of advice if you see emails from someone new, don't open it, just delete it! That's what I do now and besides we got our blogs to get a hold of each other also

I didn't see DC yet with the towel, was it on youtube? I'll have to go there this morning and check it out. Oh I know Football Season is on the way! yeeehaaaa....go Cowboys! My son Scooter is a huge fan of Loins, but not me, always been Cowboys fan since I was 13 or 14yrs. old.

Well Sweetie, I better get some dishes done before they get up and wanna go to the pool, take care and have fun

friendships is like a diamond, always forever


rm_bonogirl1 56F
6913 posts
7/31/2008 1:15 pm

    Quoting  :

hi sweetie..
agh,i dont know why i even bothered answering him..i
was havin a bad day and saw that and it just pissed me
off..now that i look back and also after everyones
comments,i should have just deleted,but he just pushed
the wrong button..lol.

Thanks hon for the hugs and everything else...
and i hope that you have a great weekend..

She's Dangerous cause she's Honest-(U2)


rm_bonogirl1 56F
6913 posts
7/31/2008 1:23 pm

    Quoting rm_virgil2008a:
    That guy's email was about himself, not you. And where is the problem because you have a very sexy nose. In future, I suggest you don't respond to emails like that.
hi honey...
thanks for the compliment!..I know what you mean
and 99% of the time i dont respond to emails like
that,but somethng made me do it..lol

Thank you for readin me--and i hope that i dont
bore ya to death...

She's Dangerous cause she's Honest-(U2)


rm_bonogirl1 56F
6913 posts
7/31/2008 1:27 pm

    Quoting outtherelinda:
    I just tried to search for the dickhead's blog and profile and it would appear he has removed his profile. I think he must have been scared of you hun. You probably made him cry. Have a great Friday hun, take care.

    Linda xxx
hi sweetie...
ah,he was still here when i posted this,cause i looked
and saw that he emailed me again..lol.I didnt bother
checking that one out.

Thanks hon and have an awesome weekend...

She's Dangerous cause she's Honest-(U2)


rm_bonogirl1 56F
6913 posts
7/31/2008 1:35 pm

    Quoting wildspiritcherri:
    mmmm...well his name is Johnnytheprick! he can't spell either, mmmm...short n can't spell, oh ya HE IS A PERFECT DIMWIT!!! I'm sitting here this morning, trying to wake up, decided to pop on here and come to your blog, glad I did! Damn assholes anyhoot. My lil ones are sound asleep, soon as they get up eat breakfast, we are off to the pool for a full day-maybe if they last that long!

    I for one, don't think your nose is big, I think it is perfect shape and size and besides it is cute! So to Prick! I betcha he has no cock either! Probably a 2" worm! Enough of him. Word of advice if you see emails from someone new, don't open it, just delete it! That's what I do now and besides we got our blogs to get a hold of each other also

    I didn't see DC yet with the towel, was it on youtube? I'll have to go there this morning and check it out. Oh I know Football Season is on the way! yeeehaaaa....go Cowboys! My son Scooter is a huge fan of Loins, but not me, always been Cowboys fan since I was 13 or 14yrs. old.

    Well Sweetie, I better get some dishes done before they get up and wanna go to the pool, take care and have fun
hi babydoll..
hehe...i feel like a dumbass now for bitching about
the lil prick....

Yea...you can youtube it,if you do you HAVE GOT TO see
the dance moves with DC and Michael...funny as hell and
he's also using the terrible towel there too,,its crazy
funny...

I kinda had the Steelers thrusted on me(oh god there goes
my head to the gutter,already was 3/4ths there with DC)
when i was lil,so im a fan now.

Ooh,i forgot...you were my 4200th comment...so ill blog
that in my next post...im such a nerd!

love ya honey...

She's Dangerous cause she's Honest-(U2)


rm_bonogirl1 56F
6913 posts
7/31/2008 1:43 pm

    Quoting  :

thanks sweeetie....and ill be back to your blog too
hon..

She's Dangerous cause she's Honest-(U2)


whoisagentj 54M
6060 posts
7/31/2008 2:02 pm

What an a-hole! Jesus, this guy does the rest of us men a complete dis-service. I hope to god this guy's profile did get removed for abuse. What a complete dick.
I can say I've never gotten an e-mail like that here and I hope to God I never do. Now I feel like I have to apologize on behalf of men everywhere for this guy's fucked up e-mail.

Who can you call on to save the day?

Why none other than...


Agent


wildspiritcherri 60F

7/31/2008 6:46 pm

4200 Comment! Yeeehaaaaa...we'll have to party some time listening to DC n watchin his video!

friendships is like a diamond, always forever


rm_bonogirl1 56F
6913 posts
7/31/2008 7:26 pm

    Quoting whoisagentj:
    What an a-hole! Jesus, this guy does the rest of us men a complete dis-service. I hope to god this guy's profile did get removed for abuse. What a complete dick.
    I can say I've never gotten an e-mail like that here and I hope to God I never do. Now I feel like I have to apologize on behalf of men everywhere for this guy's fucked up e-mail.
J...
ah...i dont judge everyone by him...but he was a dick.
Aww..thank you for the sweet words...

She's Dangerous cause she's Honest-(U2)


rm_bonogirl1 56F
6913 posts
7/31/2008 7:40 pm

    Quoting wildspiritcherri:
    4200 Comment! Yeeehaaaaa...we'll have to party some time listening to DC n watchin his video!
i know darlin...that would be crazy awesomely cool!
Have a great weekend sweetie..

She's Dangerous cause she's Honest-(U2)


cableguy20042 53M  
8823 posts
8/1/2008 11:14 am

Great post!!! You told him!!!
You may not be that guys ideal woman, but you are beautiful.


rm_bonogirl1 56F
6913 posts
8/1/2008 3:33 pm

thanks guys again for your awesome comments...ill reply
to them Sunday night....have a rocking awesome weekend
and i love you guys....

She's Dangerous cause she's Honest-(U2)


JudeL5 53M
1629 posts
8/1/2008 11:26 pm

Great read bonogirl... made me smile and laugh

Especially I ALMOST got my pussy back... I've heard of loosing virginity but never loosing your pussy

...and I'm too sexy... is in my music collection... a great funny parody... get up and dance and gyrate those hips you sexy thang


rm_bonogirl1 56F
6913 posts
8/3/2008 8:39 pm

    Quoting  :

hi sweeetie pie..
i dont know..i read his profile and he seems like
hes Gods gift to women..and i went by his blog(thats how
it all started)and he just had shitty things to say to,&
about women..thats when he noticed me i guess.Its no big
deal right now,hes outta my thoughts.

Aww,that was so sweeet of you to say...you know
i adore you honey...

She's Dangerous cause she's Honest-(U2)


rm_bonogirl1 56F
6913 posts
8/3/2008 8:42 pm

    Quoting cableguy20042:
    Great post!!! You told him!!!
    You may not be that guys ideal woman, but you are beautiful.

Don,,
hi babe.Hehe,,he did piss me off--i couldnt NOT jump in his
shit...lol.

You are awesome hon..and thankys...

She's Dangerous cause she's Honest-(U2)


rm_bonogirl1 56F
6913 posts
8/3/2008 8:44 pm

    Quoting  :

hi darlin..
good--that proves that it wasnt just me that thinks that
hes an asshole...lol.

thanks babe...

She's Dangerous cause she's Honest-(U2)


rm_bonogirl1 56F
6913 posts
8/3/2008 8:46 pm

    Quoting JudeL5:
    Great read bonogirl... made me smile and laugh

    Especially I ALMOST got my pussy back... I've heard of loosing virginity but never loosing your pussy

    ...and I'm too sexy... is in my music collection... a great funny parody... get up and dance and gyrate those hips you sexy thang
hi babe...
when i re read this post,it make me laugh too...and I just
HAD to put that Im Too Sexy in just to make fun of the whole
thing...hehe

Thanks sweetie..

She's Dangerous cause she's Honest-(U2)


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