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My reaction to an email from a married man
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My reaction to an email from a married man My reaction to a married man: a) I must admit that my first reaction was of disappointment and I was a bit annoyed. b) I felt he should be apologising for his bad behaviour and offering me a platonic lunch to make up for it. I can play the<b> dominatrix </font></b>or the tease when it suits me - and if it suits my dinner date. I shan't send this to you until I have played some jolly music, had lunch, put on my smartest outfit an a new hat and rewritten my reply to make it humorous. You really expect a sensible and honest person to believe a married man put an ad up to show a single man how it's done and left it up. Come on, now. If I were on a jury I would not believe you. You are trying a trick, playing the 'I told a lie and I admit it so I am honest' card. You are an affluent man. In a good area of London. Retired early, to judge by the amount or hair on your head. You have old enough and should have enough common sense not to play silly games which could damage your reputation and land you in trouble. One of my closest friends separated from her philandering husband and is now living with a much better man whom she met on the internet. You sound like the best man who was standing on the wrong side of the bride and prompted the tongue-tied groom by stage-whispering all the answers. The best man ended up married to the girl. (True story. Rural Ireland. About 1920 if I remember rightly, which I rarely do.) You are lucky to have got out early. I could have been a transvestite or your next door neighbour. Yes, it is addictive which is why you should never have started. You can easily be sucked in, further and further. In fact, just by reading this you are getting sucked into my delightful web. Frankly, it sounds like an excuse to me. You would simply have done the work for him and put him up, or deleted what you had put up about yourself immediately. I prefer not to think you are trying to me. Perhaps you are kidding yourself. You are wasting other people's time and your own if you do not make it clear you are married. Perhaps I picked up your email quickly to see who you were. I must admit I'm very disappointed. It's not just wasting the time of single women but also and unerdermining the trust your wife placed in you and risking your marriage. (How do you know I am not your wife, helping your friend's ex-wife? Of course I am your wife. Under an assumed name. No I am not, I am luring you in with nonsense in the hope of blackmailing you because I am a single Mum on a council estate. Putting out your email opens you to blackmail.) Lots of other people can offer a sex service. To be serious, seriously funny, like you I shall tell the truth. I am separated from a husband who would like me to find somebody else and I am looking for a man who is not attached emotionally, financially or on Saturday nights because what I want is a boyfriend: a) Somebody to take me out to dinner evenings and weekends. b) Somebody to change lightbulbs, fix computer problems, do household jobs, essentially a replacement husband. c) Somebody with gym membership to take me swimming at a leisure centre d) Somebody free of other financial commitments so that if this LTR becomes permanent we can move in together I already have a a succession of people to take me out for a platonic dinner once. We mostly have a jolly evening. Either no spark. Or some major drawback. They are drunk. Don't drive. Have babies, handicapped or invalid wives. If they have no other replies and desperately want to see me to get a chance to meet me I go along with this. I have lunch dates from married men who I do not allow to my house. I've had a couple who enjoyed my conversation and continue seeing me. I've had others who want to continue seeing me in exchange for sex getting impatient by date two or three. I had calls from single men who can't speak English. I've already had a married boyfriend who does household jobs and finances and is sexy. I don't see him often because he is always travelling and is married. I can't run two at once. I am getting too fond of him for my own good. To be a replacement you would have to be around regularly driving me around, taking me out, taking me on weekends and holidays. I am also a humorous writer and have lots of humorous blogs. You have to say or write or do something really witty or amusing to get written about. Everybody in my blogs and books is anonymous. Though some boyfriends are very keen to be written up and keep asking, 'When am I going to star in one of your blogs?' If you don't reply I'll just assume you are not interested. There is no need to reply unless you are sufficiently curious and keen want to invite me out to a platonic dinner in which case you must send me your phone number. If you are willing to spend time and money taking me out for a platonic dinner in the hope of replacing my current boyfriend or out of curiosity you may do so. I do stand-up comedy and you'd have more intellectual challange and fun having lunch or dinner with me than with most people you know. 'Elizabeth'[   |
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