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(((Spit That Out))), You Never Know Where It's Been!  

rm_cum2kissu2 59F
6926 posts
10/7/2009 9:11 pm

Last Read:
7/7/2011 1:33 am

(((Spit That Out))), You Never Know Where It's Been!



Okay so this is a funny little comic strip, made me giggle, BUT.....

It does bother me that these days a lot of the younger people i've spoken with don't seem to take much notice of what they are chowing down on.

Talking to some recently and they were telling me they would rather give head than go all the way, it somehow makes them feel less ummmmmm "Easy" and it might just make the guy wanna cum (pardon the pun) back for seconds. Duh, i don't know many guys that would flop their throbbing shlong into an egar mouth again and again, doesn't mean he'll respect you in the morning does it!?

These hook-ups are usually happen at pubs or parties, the girls don't really know the guys, but 'think' they're cute, mind you, by this stage they have usually consumed enough alcohol to sink a smallish ship and all inhibitions are out the window.

So i asked the girls, "Do you even look at the cocks you are putting in your mouths?"
All replied, "No"

WTF?

So i asked them yet another question.....
"If you ordered a meal at a restaurant, would you eat it in the dark without first having looked at it, or at the very least smelling it to see if it was good, would you just take for granted it was fine and shovel it down your throat?"
Well they all looked wide eyed with mouths gaping and said..... "Shit we'd never even thought about it, you make a really good point." Light Bulb moment!

The same thing goes for guys.

I had a friend call me one night wanting to ask me a question.
"Shoot," i said to him, so he tells me his story as follows.....

"I was with this woman the other night. We were getting all hot and bothered so i decide i'd head south and get my<b> munch </font></b>on, only once i got there she smelled sooooooo bad i was actually dry retching under the bed covers"
Then he says, get this.....
"is that normal?"
"Ummmmm NOOOOOOOOO NOT NORMAL SUNSHINE!"
I continue.....

"So tell me, did you go there, or did you bow out gracefully?"
His reply.....

"Well i was down there, what else could i do, so i ate"

" OMFG are you for real????"

So i asked him.....
"If i put a plate full of rotten cod in front of you and said, EAT IT, would you?"

Surprise, surprise he said, "NO WAY," straight up.....

HELLOOOOO Right answer Then why the hell would you tuck into a stinkin rotten box of, god knows what?
He said.....
"I don't know, cos i thought i kinda had to"

Oh my stars What a bloody Dill.

My advice to him....
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quakes like a duck, that's because it's a frigging duck. If it stinks like rotten box, that's probs because IT IS a rotten box Darl so ya just don't go there FFS!

Call me silly, but i like to check out what i'm about to eat.....

And may the Lord make me truly grateful!


tazzerman2000 66M
18912 posts
10/8/2009 5:49 am

Very true on all accounts my dear. My motto is simple, NEVER stick your face where your finger won't go! -tm

p.s. I'm SOOOOOO glad you're back my dear!! I can't tell you how much is makes me smile to see you back out here, actively writing and sharing that singular 'wit' of yours with us... SLURPS!!!

These blogs are only fun if you LEAVE comments!!!

Please visit my blog tazzerman2000


rm_cum2kissu2 59F
10784 posts
10/8/2009 11:36 am

    Quoting tazzerman2000:
    Very true on all accounts my dear. My motto is simple, NEVER stick your face where your finger won't go! -tm

    p.s. I'm SOOOOOO glad you're back my dear!! I can't tell you how much is makes me smile to see you back out here, actively writing and sharing that singular 'wit' of yours with us... SLURPS!!!
That's not a bad motto Sweeetums. LOL

Awwww Thank you, it feels pretty good being back too.

KissuShazzi


niceseeingu01 111M
176 posts
10/8/2009 2:32 pm

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhh..

speechless.....

V


rm_cum2kissu2 59F
10784 posts
10/8/2009 4:15 pm

    Quoting niceseeingu01:
    arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhh..

    speechless.....

    V
Thankfully i wasn't speechless in either of these situations.

We entered into a pretty in depth conversation about, binge drinking, party drugs, self respect, the right to say NO, and SAFE sex. ALL seemed to have a light bulb moment.....

We can only hope through open honest conversation (education) the light stays on.

KissuShazzi


rm_puddinghead4 62M
3132 posts
10/9/2009 7:17 am

A bit of a moot point for me these days. Don't get to eat anything that's not on a plate. But I have to say that if it smelt that bad, I don't think I could go there.


rm_cum2kissu2 59F
10784 posts
10/10/2009 2:32 am

    Quoting rm_puddinghead4:
    A bit of a moot point for me these days. Don't get to eat anything that's not on a plate. But I have to say that if it smelt that bad, I don't think I could go there.
Agreed,
if it reeks i won't eat! LOL

KissuShazzi


rm_cum2kissu2 59F
10784 posts
10/10/2009 2:34 am

    Quoting  :

Uhuh.....
Me too Darlin Heart, me too.

KissuShazzi


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