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Who would have thought
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Who would have thought the sound of nose spray would be a turn on? the sound of a squeaky bed would be a turn on? Okay, everyone thought that one. The other day I wondered what it would be like to be invisible and have the ability to fly, then, I tripped over a curb, crashed into a stop sign, bounced off a Toyota and fell into a bunch of pansies, and immediately wondered what the heck was going on. Looking down, I realized my shoes were on the wrong feet, specifically on that guy wearing the red jacket's feet, and my feet were bare, except for socks and the socks were nice and white and clean, but the socks weren't my socks. Suddenly, a shot rang out, which was strange because tequila usually doesn't make that kind of noise, at least not in my experience, so I caught the last train to Clarksville and turned my head toward the ceiling and wondered what the hell was going on upstairs, what the hell was running? A herd of buffalo? Or bison? Or wildebeest? Anyway, the phone rang, or buzzed, or vibrated, which reminded me of lube and the variable frequency vibrator which buzzed from low to high and when combined with glass toys and<b> silicone </font></b>lube and my tongue, produced a very high pitched squealing sound, which made me hard as a rock. Oh my, I forgot the coffee! Oh well, at least I didn't forget the whipped cream. Maybe, this time, we'll actually not eat it all, before...well, just before. So, there, nnnggghhhhh! you put the left foot in, you take the left foot out... |
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12/17/2009 7:15 am |
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