Doses of Laughter 4 Monday blahs - a Blog Post by rm_loveslilies

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5/5/2008 4:31 am

Doses of Laughter 4 Monday blahs

How to Read Personal Ads!

WOMEN'S ADS

40-ish....................49
Adventurer............Slept with all your friends
Athletic..................No tits
Average looking.....Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful.................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile....Does a lot of Ecstasy
Emotionally Secure..Medicated
Feminist.................Fat ball buster
Free spirit...............Junkie
Friendship first.......Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun....................... Annoying
Gentle....................Comatose
Good Listener........Borderline Autistic
New-Age................All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned.........Lights out, missionary position only, no BJ's
Open-minded..........Desperate
Outgoing.................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...............Sloppy drunk
Poet....................... Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional............Certified Bitch
Redhead.................Bad dye-job
Reubenesque..........Grossly Fat
Romantic................Looks better by candle light
Social.....................Been passed around like an hors doeuvres tray
Voluptuous.............Very Fat
Weight proportion w/ height..Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate................... Stalker
Widow....................... Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart.............Old bat

MEN'S ADS

40-ish....................52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic..................Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking.....Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated...............Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit..............Banging your sister
Friendship first.......As long as friendship involves<b> nookie
</font></b>Fun........................Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.........Arrogant
Very good looking..Dumb as a board
Honest...................Pathological Liar
Huggable...............Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle.......Insecure mama's boy
Mature...................Older than your father
Open-minded.........Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's
not interested
Physically fit...........Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet.......................Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall
Sensitive.................Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive.........Gay
Spiritual.................Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable....................Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful.............Says "Excuse me" when he farts

Have A Great Monday.
I know I will.
I plan on sleeping through at least the morning hours.
I'll be bbl to respond and comment and of course get my doses of blogland blogs

LL
If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question

coolcanuck6 44M

5/5/2008 5:58 am

I'm guessing my personal ad that says "I am an honest, physically fit, fun, 20ish romantic guy" no longer really sounds so good eh?

If sex isn't dirty, you must be doing it wrong

plaephulwun 113M

5/5/2008 6:07 am

Isn't it amazing just how accurate these "joke" lists can be !!!

A fun way to start the week.

digdug41 56M

5/5/2008 6:22 am

never a dull moment when ya got laughter

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

citizen4722 66M

74582 posts
5/5/2008 8:02 am

Men's Ad:
Intellectual..........Thinks of The Lone Ranger when listening to the William Tell Overture.

Women's Ad:
Classy................Shows her underwear intentionally

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