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Blogs > rm_loveslilies > a Garden of Temptation

Thoughtful.............Says "Excuse me" when he farts  

rm_loveslilies 57F
27092 posts
8/25/2009 3:53 am
Thoughtful.............Says "Excuse me" when he farts

How to Read Personal Ads!

Mornin'


WOMEN'S ADS


40-ish....................49
Adventurer............Slept with all your friends
Athletic..................No tits
Average looking.....Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful.................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile....Does a lot of Ecstasy
Emotionally Secure..Medicated
Feminist.................Fat ball buster
Free spirit...............Junkie
Friendship first.......Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun....................... Annoying
Gentle....................Comatose
Good Listener........Borderline Autistic
New-Age................All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned.........Lights out, missionary position only, no BJ's
Open-minded..........Desperate
Outgoing.................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...............Sloppy drunk
Poet....................... Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional............Certified Bitch
Redhead.................Bad dye-job
Reubenesque..........Grossly Fat
Romantic................Looks better by candle light
Social.....................Been passed around like an hors doeuvres tray
Voluptuous.............Very Fat
Weight proportion w/ height..Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate................... Stalker
Widow....................... Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart.............Old bat




MEN'S ADS


40-ish....................52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic..................Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking.......Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated...............Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit..............Banging your sister
Friendship first..........As long as friendship involves<b> nookie
</font></b>Fun........................Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking...............Arrogant
Very good looking..........Dumb as a board
Honest...................Pathological Liar
Huggable...............Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle.......Insecure mama's boy
Mature...................Older than your father
Open-minded.........Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's
not interested
Physically fit...........Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet.......................Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall
Sensitive.................Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive.........Gay
Spiritual.................Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable....................Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful.............Says "Excuse me" when he farts



LL
If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question
tazzerman2000 66M
18912 posts
8/25/2009 4:11 am

 Perfect, just absolutely perfect and SOOOO true! -tm
These blogs are only fun if you LEAVE comments!!!

Please visit my blog tazzerman2000


husboredshare 60M
Ask me for a photo

8/25/2009 4:23 am

 Tooo funny!


rm_jabrjabr 52M
Ask me for a photo

8/25/2009 4:53 am

 LOL Sounds familiar


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
8/25/2009 6:27 am

 I guess you could call that equal.


rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
8/25/2009 8:37 am
    Quoting  :
thanks but don't give me credit I forgot to say it was a copy and paste job I am so bad at doing that.
If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question


rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
8/25/2009 8:38 am
    Quoting  :
FuturemrsR. welcome to my blog and thanks for stoppin by
If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question


rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
8/25/2009 8:38 am
    Quoting tazzerman2000:
    Perfect, just absolutely perfect and SOOOO true! -tm
I thought hey were pretty good myself
If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question


rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
8/25/2009 8:39 am

 glad they got a smile outta ya
If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question


rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
8/25/2009 8:40 am

 been there huh thanks for stoppin by
If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question


rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
8/25/2009 8:40 am
    Quoting citizen4722:
    I guess you could call that equal.
yep I think you could
If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question


rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
8/25/2009 9:46 am
    Quoting  :
I suppose some may like a man that's easy to please but what sorta challenge is that, oh heck I want them like that most of the time too
If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question


softandsweet44 79F
4842 posts
8/25/2009 10:45 am

 Soooo funny!!! Got laid in a cemetary....good one...oh wait I guess I am spiritual too!!!!
She broke your throne, she cut
your hair, and from your lips
she drew the Halleluljah.
-Cohen


rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
8/25/2009 11:29 am
    Quoting softandsweet44:
    Soooo funny!!! Got laid in a cemetary....good one...oh wait I guess I am spiritual too!!!!
hun
I thought they were pretty good too
If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question


hduc1952 71M/67F

8/26/2009 5:02 am

 Very funny and very true for the most part. Hugs HD


rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
8/26/2009 10:25 am
    Quoting  :
I know the cemetery one is a scary thought
If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question


rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
8/26/2009 10:26 am
    Quoting hduc1952:
    Very funny and very true for the most part. Hugs HD
true well maybe thanks
If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question


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