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Fuckabiltiy its what you need (if you wanna be the best)
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Fuckabiltiy its what you need (if you wanna be the best) Greetings affpickers (note tribute to the dear departed Fluff Freeman there) Welcome once again to the continuing world of Merast. A tale of a man loose once again in his chilly highland homeland, its been raining since I last posted on Tuesday, there are ducks with umbrellas outside, people are saying things like `oh well its good for the garden` despite the fact their gardens where swept away during the night!! Anyway I digress, I thought today we would debate and discuss the merits of the world `fuckable` as opposed to the world `beautiful`. Again I apologise to my female readers as again this is from a mans viewpoint and therefore contains no male examples of our two terms, but then again as you know I am a man and would therefore obviously get it wrong  Also a word of gentle warning to our colonial cousins and those from across the sea, the examples Im going to use are mainly British celebs, feel free to input other examples from your own arenas of experience.Now I was talking about this the other day to a female friend of mine, lets call her Suz cos she will undoubtably read this and bug me if she doesnt get a mention, and I took pains to point out the difference between physical beauty and being utterly fuckable. Let me explain, physical beauty is easy to judge, Kate Moss has a beautiful face, Elle MacPherson has a beautiful body, I still dream of Terri Hatcher from when she was in `Superman`..........(sorry drifted into Terrivision there for a moment....mmmmmmmmmmm). Physical beauty is that instant judgement that hits you between the eyes and takes about three seconds, its like a big slap in the face.....BOOOM SHES BEAUTIFUL. Thats the definition in a nutshell, it can vary from man to man, some like thin, some like tall, some like small, me personally Im a boob man. However its that shallow, vain, instant judgement on physical features. Fuckable, well being fuckable I would argue is far more fun than being beautiful. Fuckable is that quality within a person that makes a bloke think, my god I have to have this woman. Its like putting lightning in a bottle, its hard to grasp. You could meet a beautiful woman and a woman who looked like shed hit every branch of the ugly tree, but if that woman had the `f` factor, you would be helpless, you would have to have her and would not consider the beautiful one. For me fuckability (have I just invented a word) is a combination of humour (very big with me, lots of people laugh when I fuck them..........oh..  ...), intelligence (nothing better than fucking with intelligence), having an inner sparkle (fucking someone with life far better than fucking a beautiful analretentive looks obsessed, zombie, trust me Ive had a few). To give you some examples, Natasha Kaplinsky (utterly gorgeous, very beautiful) vs Lorraine Kelly (utterly average, can be very funny). Who holds the highest fuckable factor.......Lorraine Kelly!! Lets try another, Coleen Nolan (dodgy 70s singer, tv presenter, huge tits) vs Jordan (beautiful without the warpaint glamour model, also with huge tits). Whos the more fuckable??.............Coleen of course!! Sexy with wit, humour and personality beats the ass off sexy with big tits and nothing else. Finally I`ll leave you with this one, Ulrikakakakaa Jonson of 10 years ago vs the Ulrikakakakakakakaka Jonson of today. Who wins????......the U.J. of today, the tits have fallen with gravity, the face shows her battles over the years but she has gained an attitude, a personality and the very occasional signs of developing a wit. Therefore more fuckable. God, Ive gone in depth on this one. I hope you have been taking notes, there will be a test on it later in the year. Thank you for your attention. Class is now dismissed. Alright, Right, not arf!! Goodnight and may your god go with you Merast x |
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