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Blogs > almostalwaysaldy > Simple insights

FAIRIES ARE FEMALE ...  

almostalwaysaldy 75F
2421 posts
1/30/2008 8:39 pm

Last Read:
2/2/2008 3:32 am
FAIRIES ARE FEMALE ...

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying,

"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.

The fairy waved her<b> magic wand </font></b>and - poof! two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband' thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her<b> magic wand </font></b>and - poof!
the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember
fairies are female.

469tall 76M
16824 posts
1/30/2008 9:37 pm

 What is wrong with that fairy? She should have made the wife 30 years younger. Then she could divorce him in a couple of years and then shack up with the pool boy.


The perversity of the universe is unbounded.


almostalwaysaldy replies on 1/31/2008 12:20 am:
I like the way you're thinking..

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