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SETTLE FOR 8 OR 9" ??
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SETTLE FOR 8 OR 9" ?? The blind daters had really hit it off well and at the end of the evening as they were beginning to undress each other in his apartment, the fellow said, "Before we go any further, Charlene, tell me..do you have any special fetishes that I should take into account in bed?" As a matter of fact, smiled the girl, "I do happen to have a<b> foot fetish...</font></b>but I suppose I'd settle for maybe seven or eight inches." *************************** A white man noticed the impressive length of the black man at the adjacent urinal. "Sure wish I had one like that." The black man replied, "You can...just tie a string around it and hang a weight on the end of the string. Put the weight down your pants leg and you can have one like mine." The white man thanked him for the suggestion and left. Some weeks later they met again. The black man asked how the project was going. "Great, I'm halfway there!" "Really?" said the black man. "Yes. It's turning black!" ******************************** There were two old maid sisters...both virgins. One Friday night Gladys looks at Betty and says, "I'm not going to die a virgin. I'm going out and I'm not comin home until I get laid." 10 o'clock rolls around and there's no sign of Gladys, 11 o'clock, 12 o'clock... Finally at about 12:45 the front door flies open and in runs Gladys, heading straight for the bathroom. Betty, growing concerned, knocks on the door, "Are you alright Gladys?" No answer, so she opens the door and there sits Gladys with her panties around her ankles, legs spread and her head stuck between her legs looking at herself. "What is it Gladys, what's wrong?" "Betty, it was ten inches long when it went in, and five inches long when it came out. When I find the other half you're gonna have the time of your life!" ******************************* These three women were roommates. One night they had all gone out on dates and all came home at about the same time. The blonde said, "You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed up." The brunette said, "No, you know when you've been on a good date when your make up is smeared." The redhead said nothing, but reached up under her skirt and removed her panties and threw them up to the ceiling, where they stuck. She said, "Now THAT'S a good date!" ***************************** A guy is walking down the street and enters a watch shop. While looking around he notices a gorgeous female clerk behind the counter. He walks up to the counter where she is standing, unzips his pants, flops his dick out and places it on the counter. "What are you doing, Sir?" she asks. "This is a clock shop." He replied, "I know it is and I want you to put two hands and a face on this." ******************************* A guy is on a blind date and it seems to be going well. After a few drinks they return to her place. They sit on the sofa and start making out. The guy nibbling her ear whispers, "I'd like a little pussy." The girl pulls away, looks deeply into his eyes and says, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!" |
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Great laughs. I'm still laughing at Gladys and Betty.
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