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TO DATE MY ?? APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. 1. NAME _______________________________ DATE OF BIRTH ________________ 2. HEIGHT ___________ ________ WEIGHT __________ I.Q _______ G.P.A.______ 3. SOCIAL SECURITY # _____________ DRIVERS LICENSE # __________________ 4. BOY SCOUT RANK______________________ 5. HOME ADDRESS _________________ CITY/STATE ___________ ZIP _________ 6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?___________________________ If No., EXPLAIN ___________________________________________________ 7. Number of years your parents have been married ____________________________ 8. Do you own a van? ______ A truck with oversized tires? ______ A waterbed? _______ Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? A tattoo_________________ (If "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application and leave premises ) 9. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?____________________ _______________________________________________________________________ 10. In 50 words or lest, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY " mean to you? _________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________ 11. In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE" mean to you? _____________________________________________________________________ 12. Church you attend _____________ How often do you attend __________________ 13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/rabbi/minister? __________ 14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ALL answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone-ever-I promise.) a) If I were shot the last place on my body I would want wounded is ________ b) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my ________________ c) A woman's place is in the ________________________________________ d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is _____________ e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is her ______________ ( NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue. Leave premises keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised.) 15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? __________________________________ I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE. |
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Your daughter, the spinster?  When I was in the USAF a fair number of the men I knew attended local churches only to meet women. Their goal was the same as with the women they picked up in bars.    The perversity of the universe is unbounded.
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On the men are sluts at heart, oddly enough most of us are honest about it and proud of it,too.  My question is, at what age will you dispense with this questionaire so the poor girl will finally get a date?
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1 post 2/11/2008 6:40 pm |
I love this application, let us know how it works out for you and your daughter lol.
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Don't forget to ask for a blood, semen and DNA sample I learned that from my last two dates
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