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4/1/2017 9:11 am

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Fake profiles...gotcha

Happy April's fool day to all. This is about fakes on here and no prank at all!
The sage anagrams from the words "profile" and "fake"
Here is a sample

Flakier Comparative form of the adjective flaky.
Faerie The enchanted realm of fairies.
Parole Release a criminal from detention
Pilfer Make off with belongings of others.
Faker A person who makes deceitful pretenses.
Flake A person with an unusual or odd personality.
Fleer Contempt expressed by mockery in looks or words.
Folie A psychological disorder of thought or emotion; a more neutral term than mental illness.
Frail Easily broken, damaged, or destroyed.
Freak Someone who is so ardently devoted to something that it resembles an addiction.
Leper A pariah who is avoided by others.
Lifer A prisoner serving a term of life imprisonment.
Peril Pose a threat to present a danger to.

The fake profiles detective is here! If you are a gold member and suspect that some of those contacting, harassing, trolling, or bothering you are fake, at major percentages, not if they say they are taller or slimmer, but fake in relation of their true location and what they may say, on their profile you can find out. If they say they are in London for example, on their profile or comment, but they are actually somewhere else in the world, Scotland or China, there is a way to find out. It is quite easy, and it works. But you have to be a gold member with access to profiles. It was spotted years ago on another members post or comment. I am repeating it without her knowledge, I have no way to contact her and ask her, but I am sure she won't mind. And we all say thank you Evil Ely,( not her past username) for telling us all about it. I do not see any reason to post this here, but if you are been harassed, trolled, or bothered in any way, this might be a solution. I am not promising. If interested you know what to do ....oh look! A private messages link on my comment! I wonder what it does...

And to keep up with tradition, here are the funnies

What some tourists thought was fake

From Thomas Cook Holidays - listing some of the guests' complaints during the season.

1. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."

2. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time - this should be banned

3. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all."

4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels."

5. A tourist at a top African game lodge over looking a water hole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".

6. A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she'd been locked in by staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the "do not disturb" sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.

7. "The beach was too sandy."

8. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white."

9. A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick and strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.

10. "Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."

11. "We bought' Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five Euros (£3.50) from a street trader, only to find out they were fake."

12. "No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The were startled."

13. "There was no egg slicer in the apartment..."

14. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish..."

15. "The roads were uneven.."

16. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home."

17. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends' three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller."

18. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying here?"

19. "There are too many Spanish people.. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners.."

20. "We had to queue outside with no air conditioning."

21.. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."

22. "I was bitten by a mosquito - no-one said they could bite."

23. "My fiance and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."
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Yeah I know, they walk amongst us and they vote!
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Brave man jokes
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman

How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.

What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of t * ts in there.

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.

Why did God create woman ?
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
pressure.

If your is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told

I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Women will never be equal to men..
until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy

pocogato12 71F

37235 posts
4/1/2017 9:22 am

I think we are being invaded. When I logged on this morning I had " you have messages" all over the place and there are NONE- I am totally devastated NOT
I had 22 flags that keep jumping out from supposed messages- just plain harassment - got nothing to do with ambassadors- these are supposedly from folks I already email- yep the site is having a hizzy fit

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pocogato12 71F

37235 posts
4/1/2017 9:23 am

On the lighter side The Thomas Cooke list was hysterical- thanks for sharing- one gets the same sort of "stuff" in hotels and front desks attitudes

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goodatpoetry2 74M