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Be My 5000th Commenter And You Get...Munny
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Be My 5000th Commenter And You Get...Munny Everyone knows…I take care of my monumental commenters like no other blogger can. For one lucky winner I had Yuki Ono, Japan’s revered karaoke champ botch up a song of her choice. Another winner was berated and hit on by two boisterous drunks…one a crass, foul-mouthed CEO of a soup company, the other a famous insult comic dog. (Yes, that was actually considered winning something…and let me tell ya, the winner was tickled pink by the naughty dedication.) Two other winners made me their little bitch and I created humorous posts for them based on a picture of their choice. My last monumental winner…got his dream car built for him in lego based on his specs. The dream car is still pieced together and will be viewed by thousands at the convention in October. Yes, I’m a real piece of work and I let my special commenters know it. But ask yourself…what have I done for you lately? Jack nothing, that’s what! Unless you consider those times I’ve lured you into my lair for the biting and spanking and the howling of obscenities so the neighbors can hear what with the give it to me Daddy and the Daddy loves his little girl…as something. But all that is about to change for one lucky Daddy’s girl…or boy. Just be my 5000th commenter and you get Munny. Sho’ enough! No shit! But Atomic, you may say to me while furrowing your brow. What the hell is Munny and why should I care? If you haven’t already, check out The Art Of Making Munny and Show Me The Munny. A Munny is a do-it-yourself artform that starts off as a plain usually white template but can be blue, pink or black as pictured here. A Munny is short, pudgy, has a big round head and is roughly monkey or infant shaped. That’s how they start…but in the hands of artists, with a little skill and imagination, you can turn your Munny into Freddy Kruger, a robot, a dominatrix, a glass fish bowl, even William Shatner. Check out what others have done online and be sure to check here Show Me The Munny to see my sinister “Bad Humor Man”…it made a huge stir outside of this site. Furthermore, once these little guys have been poked, prodded, humiliated and defiled by artists, they make it into those uppity art exhibits and resell for mucho scratch! Excited yet? But wait, there’s more! If you’re my 5000th commenter, here is what you get… A Deep Dicking!…er I mean a gentle ribbing. You get a whole post dedicated to you…whether I think you’re a creative genius or not! There’ll even be links to your blog. Peeps will click on it! This is great if you’re a struggling little blogger…or if you’re the most popular blogger ever, you’ll get the satisfaction of knowing yet another person linked to you that wasn’t a fake profile you created. How cool is that? WOW! I hope I win! Your Munny Shot! The post will have a picture of your finished Munny figure taken in a professional photo studio (three pieces of white foam core slapped on my kitchen table). You will adore your dedication and everyone else will be jealous. They’ll wish they were you…some will even wish they were slapped on my kitchen table and given a Munny shot. Ohhhhh, I’m so excited I could shit a brick! But wait…there’s more… Take The Munny, Ho! And the grandest prize of all…you get the 4 inch (10.2cm) Munny figure sent to you at no cost to you! You will have an original one-of-a-kind piece of artwork inspired by you and created and signed by me to have and to hold in your hot little hands! You can class up the joint and display it proudly next to your Franklin Mint Star Trek collector plates! WOW…this is as exciting as the time the Jehovah’s Witnesses came and I answered the door with my bathrobe wide open!! The Rules, Bitches! Just comment on this post. You don’t need anything special, witty, or insightful…just anything will do. So we don’t rig this thing like the ’00 and ’04 elections you may only comment TWICE! No exceptions! You may space them out strategically or blow the whole wad at once…the choice is yours. But as my Jolie post bombed worse than I thought it would we’re gonna need them both to win so be sure to use ‘em. Once a winner is determined, I will announce it on this post’s comment string. I will not say who the winner is, but it least it’ll let you know you can chill out. You will not hear from me again until a winner is determined…so if that is tonight or three months from now, the choice is yours. The only way you will hear from me again before a winner is found is if this contest goes dead in water for lack of comments, then and only then will I announce that each of you can have a third comment. That has never happened before but yanno…I gotta cover my bases. Should you be the winner, I will contact you privately whether by phone, yoohoo IM, email, Adult Dating zone inbox…or if you’re really lucky (or unfortunate depending on your point of view) I’ll nudge ya after a long night of deep dicking and tell you you’re a big winner. In turn you will contact me back promptly (or nudge me) with whatever mailing address you’d like your Munny sent. You may also offer suggestions as to what you’d like done (that I may or may not listen to) or you may simply trust my artistic integrity. If you win, definitely get back to me promptly!! I will not wait several weeks for your response. Should I be put in that situation (again) I will simply give the prize to the 4999th commenter. Again, just to cover my bases I gotta lay this shit out. (you wouldn’t believe the loopholes people try to come up with!) You will receive the 4 inch mini-Munny decorated and artistically enhanced and signed by me…not the regular 7 inch or the jumbo 24 inch. Should you win, please be patient and allow several weeks for your finished product and your post. I got some serious deadlines for other artwork and I’m going on a long vacation in like five days so just chill out. Be cool. I will not flake on you, I promise. Please note that I don’t take bribes even for hot sex so stay out of my inbox with your promises of mind<b> numbing </font></b>blowjobs and analingus. Got it, saddletramp? Also, these contests are designed to honor my dedicated readers…but inevitably whenever I give away something peeps come out of the woodwork who never commented before and act like my best friend all of a sudden. (You know who you are!) I run honest contests so the true 5000th commenter will win, but should you win and if you are the type to barge in and only show me the love when I’m giving something away, then I may reserve the right to publicly call you out for what you are…a good for nothing freeloader who just wants me for my Munny. So think about that before you try to take the prize from my dedicated readers. Got it? Good! Ok, I think I covered everything. Get crackalackin‘ on this! May the luckiest Daddy’s little girl…or boy win. And no matter who wins this thing…Daddy loves all y’all bitches. Even you. And you. And sometimes even you.  |
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The picture reminds me of an old song by Sly and the Family Stone. Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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Me First!!!! I dont expect to win... but if I do I want a Munny that looks like my favorite Artist..... smug smile, sunglasses, and when I squeeze it it will sing or whisper Todd Rundgren to me..... Hello, it's me I've thought about us for a long, long time Maybe I think too much but somethings wrong There's something here that doesn't last too long Maybe I shouldn't think of you as mine…  I dont expect to win......... I've had my moment ...... but tender hugs anyway......m.
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Munny is short, pudgy, has a big round head and is roughly monkey or infant shaped. -- That your nick, Munny now?   If I win can I have you make a Munny to look just like you? I promise to hold it and rub it and perv over it just like I would you if you were closer.  -- I just checked, and mm beat me to a perv-in? I'm losing my touch!  Should I trust you if I win to give you my addy? Actually, that could be fun, ya lego perv.
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6/8/2008 11:50 pm |
Can I bribe you for the munny?  *Bats eyelashes innocently* Pweeeesssseeeeee?!I want a dominatrix, latex clad, electrostim carrying munny...but you already know this..... Later! {=} ~~"I can scream as loud as your last one, but I can't claim innocence."~~
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_____I want money.
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6/9/2008 10:35 am |
I love your munny's - can't wait to see what that mind of yours creates.
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6/9/2008 5:56 pm |
Show me your weenie..I mean the munny..
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I still want to fuck you on a desk made of legos. You'll either have to find the flat type pieces or I'm riding cowgirl style, fucker! Hell, you'd probably take pictures of your lego-marked ass and post it as art! Pretty pervy lego boy, commere! BTW, not doing this for the comment; I like coming in and perving over ya no matter what the excuse {or none}. 
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6/10/2008 4:35 am |
If I win, I think munny in my likeness will be the easiest to do. You may not have noticed, but I don't wear clothes when I blog. This is a serious consideration with all your time constraints, et al. Just trying to be helpful. *grin* I Am FFE, and I continue to approve these messages [post 1930488]
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Comment #1: If you give me munny, does that make you my sugardaddy? Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety. Other women cloy The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry Where most she satisfies. For vilest things Become themselves in her, that the holy priests Bless her when she is riggish. ~~ from Antony & Cleopatra
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Atomic, YES! I want my custom-decorated MUNNY in return for this PITHY comment. I understand that there is no actual poking associated with this prize. At least, I hope not. Regards, Alex
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6/10/2008 7:26 pm |
I want the munny......does that make me a gold digger? Later! {=} ~~"I can scream as loud as your last one, but I can't claim innocence."~~
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Wow...look at you all scrambling for Daddy's Munny. Well guess what? There is a winner amongst you...and several more I wished could have won as well. One lucky Daddy's little girl or boy has won the prize. I sincerely appreciate your comments and I can assure you some have made me laugh out loud. Thanks for participating. Without you all...I'd have no blog and no monumental comments. Each comment is monumental in their own way. peace out.
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I want my money to be lime green with pink hair and anatomically correct. I always wanted a piece of erotic art in my room!!!! "Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened." 
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