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Bitches!
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Bitches! I got a drunken phone message from several of my girlfriends partying down in Key West at 3:15am that went a little something like this: "Wantto*, baby, where are you? We need your gawgous body down here-we are skinnydipping in the hotel pool" pass the phone to another drunk woman "I miss your big boobies, wantto, please bring them here, immediately, we must motorboat them." (off phone there was a discussion about how fantastic my boobies were PRIOR to the boob job, and how they loved them even then--my biggest booby fan moved to Colorado and has not seen the larger version- so she had lots of questions, and demanded that an in person inspection be arranged soon) pass the phone "Why aren't you here so we can kiss your big, fat beautiful lips, my loveliest, get down here immediately!" -- (undecipherable drunken slurring) pass the phone again "Hi, Lola, no wait, I'm Lola, I love you, I'm drunk, wantto, are you on your way?" (To understand this next part- you should know that at a very tearful going away party---I made a toast to thank them for gathering to send me off and then said "Girls, some of you I have known since childhood, some not so long, you have all become near and dear to my heart. Just know that once I cross the Broward County line, you're all dead to me." now known as the infamous "you're dead to me" speech--not to be confused with my equally infamous "I hate everyone equally" speech. "She's not dead to me for moving away, I luff you, baby, why did you move away, come home, wantto" "I miss you, but you're dead to me for leaving, you !" more drunken undecipherable giggling and what sounded like kissing the phone (A chorus of "come home, wantto") They then went on to call my house at 7am from the fucking tiki bar in their pajamas, and again tell me how much they loved and missed me, and railed at the injustice of me moving so far away from their loveliness. Now, there's a few things you need to understand: a) my friends are seriously georgous--I mean- really, we used to cause quite a scene when we would go out in a group of a dozen or so--blondes, redheads, brunettes, of every style of beauty you can imagine--mostly skinny bitches like me, but a few curvy voluptuous beauties as well. Funny, brilliant, talented, nice, wild, demure, wanton women, unlike any group I have ever met, and will likely ever find. b) my friends are straight-though we all appreciate eachother's georgousness, and there has been a little<b> girl on girl </font></b>action on occasion-- we like to make out sometimes and playing "pass the wantto" became a favorite game at parties because well---have you seen my lips? c) these are women that would boost you up and support you when you need it, and just as quickly shred you for having the audacity to wear the same shirt as they are... d) keep in mind most importantly, that even through this outpouring of drunken love--the whores ASSUMED I would find out throught the grapevine, but never actually bothered to let me know they were planning this trip, in the first place... GAWD, HOW I MISS THOSE BITCHES!!!! *(of course, they used my real name) |
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It wasn't the 3am call that impressed the shit outta me--it was the 7:15am we are still out--drunk-in our pajamas-at-Hog's-Breath-Saloon-in Key-West... They had me at "hello"... a slurred hello, but hello nonetheless...
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Hey Wantto*  So you get hot chicks drunk dialing you? LOL They sound like fun though - gotta luff motorboatin'!*That's not your real name? 
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you had to go and ruin it and say they were all straight  the horror of those words, I think I need to meet them in person to make sure that is true...just in case there is a straggler good to have friends like that, you are a luck girl 
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Awww I bet you do they sound like a lot of fun you got to love those drunken phone calls lol!!!! Wonderful post I loved it and yes they could have told you first!!! later sexy JD
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Well,.... I miss your boobs and your lips and I haven't even met you yet! 
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Ahh... so THAT'S what it's like to have friends. karlbloggerfeld - Dry-humping your legs since 2007.
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6/27/2008 4:11 pm |
Awww... I'm having something similar happen to me later this month, but I'm more on the other side of it. My quintet-- a group of guys who've more or less lived together for the last five and a half years-- is losing a member. He moves from GA to Alaska at the end of June, and it's almost like an era is dying. We've replaced him, but you can never truly replace something like that. I see a lot of drunk phone calls in his future, too.
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