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Understanding Women Part 76
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Understanding Women Part 76  And that my friends is the formula for understanding women!! Lol....I received this in an email the other day...talk about funny! I'm sure that somewhere in the math there is a mistake even though the professor looks somewhat bewildered anyway...ha ha. Together with this email came another, that said Understanding men...it was a picture of a beautiful woman and an erection...I guess what else needs to be said?? In my 50+ years on this planet I am like 99% of other men and I don't have a f---ing clue about understanding a woman. One thing I have learned is that when a GROUP of women get together, whatever you thought you understood and had figured out goes right out the window. Lol...a completely new set of equations is now introduced...sigh. I also have learned that when a woman is with you, she is somewhat easier to figure out. When she is in bed with you, naked and asking for more she is at her easiest to understand...but ten minutes later, when she's dressed and ready to go she slips back into that black hole of absolute mystery. At coffee today the subject came up...well ok, I was the only guy and six women were discussing how difficult it was to understand men. I laughed and told them they had no idea. Men are easy I said...only two things motivate them...food and sex. They agreed but then told me that some men are devious and will do many different things so long as the end result is one of those two things...this, they claimed, threw them off...We chatted for a while and then one of them said..."For example, say you wanted to make love to me...what would you do?" I thought about this for a minute, realizing that it was definitely a trap, but I was game...after all if she was offering!!! Lol. In the end my description of her seduction proved I could do everything right and still not succeed. I laughed and said that women in general are just too hard to figure out...instead of trying to seduce them a guy should just come up to them and say, "Hey! Wanna fuck?" They laughed and said it would be just as effective as all the flowers and chocolates and wining and dining I had suggested. Which of course proves my point...lol. I said that the same logic applied to men would<b> illicit </font></b>either a yes or a no...most likely a yes. And they all howled in laughter. No mystery there...  Men are simple...feed me or fuck me and I will be very happy...Well ok, even I am more complicated than that...I do like nice things, being wooed, treated well, flirted with etc. But when it comes to a woman and her needs I am a piece of cake in comparison...lol (see a food analogy again).I was having a very nice conversation with my girl last night. About halfway through I told her how amazing she was and that I loved her. She smiled and changed the subject...sigh...later she came back to it and told me in a different way that she shared my feelings...just didn't say the words. I asked her why and she convolutedly explain that saying those three words was very difficult for a woman like herself. We talked about that for a while until I let her off the hook and told her she didn't have to use the verbage if she didn't want to...I knew she felt the same way and that was all that was important...she nodded and smiled and took my hand in hers. I wonder though why it is so difficult for some people to say. I mean I don't say it easily, but when the feeling overwhelms me I just know its right and I say it. Guess others have different biases and standards...confusing though... |
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Unless a woman is traumatized from bad relationships, or just uncomfortable with being true to herself, she should know if she loves a man and say it. If not, men get mixed signals from getting sex,but not honesty. She broke your throne, she cut your hair, and from your lips she drew the Halleluljah. -Cohen
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I, for one, embrace my mystery and complexity  Seriously though, if women were really easy to understand, there would be no fun in trying to figure them out, right?! ***
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I don't blurt that out, and I usually wait for him to say it first. If I am in a relationship, however, I will say it often. "Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened." 
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