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IT'S SHOW TIME.
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IT'S SHOW TIME. “Thank you all you Peoria medias, for coming to our news interview. In Mother Russia, we would not be Greeting you as a group. Because in Russia, we only got one sorse of news. That is PRN, Peoples Red Network. That's a little Russian humor.” “Now bfour Olga combs out to be seen by you. I have, how you say, a biology on Olga. “ “Olga is 6”4' inch tall, is brown hair, and blue eyes. She weights, a lot. Her favorite color is Red, and her faverite song is,”Back in the U.S.S.R.” by the Beatles. Her hobes included, horticulture, especially hemp, more Russian humor, antimology, big bugs, and collecting beer cans from aroun the world. She also has the biggerest empty vodka bottles collection in home land. Her favorite movie from America is “Reds” and her most loved actor is Yakof Smirnoff . She is a four time winner of the miss Vodka pageant. Her is not married, but is looking four a husband. Maybe an American, to cubble up to on clod Siberian nites. Some more Russian humor. You like it??” “Now, ladies and gentlemans, I present to you, The prize of our homeland, your beauty queen and ours, Olga Brasaoff “ I stood up for the last few words of her introduction, leaving the seat empty for her. I stepped to the side as I announced her entrance. When Olga made her entrance, there was a cacophony of reactions. Some of the media got up and left, while others stayed. Some laughed, some were pissed. But the press release sent out by T.A. And Regis days ago had plenty of clues as to the nature of this event. T.A. Took his seat in the middle of the microphone semi-circle on the table, flipped his hair to one side, and addressed the group. “Good hello ladies and gentlemen.”she began. I wish I could type in the thick Russian accent she had, and how broken the english was. You'll just have to do that on your own. “It places me to enjoy you fair cities. I am hear at the bequest of your city, and orders from mine. To come here to our sister city and see for a beauty pageant. I thinks we will like it here. Now I am here to answer any questions I'm aloud to answer, to you. Who will ask me first?” Then he noticed the word FOX on the side of one of the camera's. “You from de aminal channel, FOX. What your question is?” The reporter was trying to keep a straight face, to ask the question. By this time, everyone in the room knew, it was an April fools joke. But he wanted to play it serious for the nightly news. “How long is your stay here in the Peoria area?” The reporter asked. Olga looked over to me, as if asking if she was permitted to answer this question. I nodded my head, and she turned back to the reporter. “I vil be here for 6 days and nights, if okay wit you, and our governments.” she proclaimed, pointing to the next raised hand. “What about your stay, are you enjoying the most?” The reporter inquired. Once again Olga turned to me, and I nodded. “You have cold beer, and a company that make alcohol for Russian Vodka.” T.A. wasn't joking about the vodka part. There is a facility in Peoria that makes the pure alcohol and ships it to Russia, to be mixed with other liquids to make vodka. “Next?” she asks, with another flip of her hair. “Will you be visiting with the Caterpillar officials about shipments of equipment to Russia?” She turned her head sharply, my way. I shook my head from side to side, in response. “NO, I can't tell yu dat.sory.” After about fifteen minutes of interviewing, and jokes, and fun. Regis looked at his watch, walked over to me, whispered in my ear, and pointed out the window. Everyone in the room looked out the window in the hope of seeing something exciting. Then after a disappointing moment, they all looked back at Olga. “Media reporters of the greater Peoria area, I hav one more something to tel you, before I close this interview, April fools day Peoria. Ha, Ha, ha, ha.” With that final remark, T.A. Stood up and walked back to the bathroom, from which he came. He remained there, cleaning up, changing clothes, and waiting out of sight, of the reporters. Regis and I broke character, and thanked the reporters and camera people for participating in the prank, and for being good sports about it. We all had a good laugh, and we bought beers for those who could stay a few more minutes at the saloon. And so ended my most famous April fools joke. Oh yes, our interview was broadcast on the nightly news that night on all three TV stations, Two radio stations, and the newspaper, the next day. good sex is good sex. it doesn't matter where it comes from.[/COLOR |
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It's great that the local media went along with you
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I love when things come together and you can pull off something like this, lol. Although, you were coming dangerously close to getting busted with the love of Yakof Smirnoff....does anyone outside of Branson, MO even know who he is anymore? LOL.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Thanks for sharing that prank. It's a classic! 
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HUH?
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