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Pillsbury Doughboy :( R.I.P. Revisited  

182east 66M
74 posts
2/19/2012 3:21 am

Last Read:
9/7/2014 2:59 am

Pillsbury Doughboy :( R.I.P. Revisited


Pillsbury Doughboy
Saturday, February 18, 2012
Dear friends, it is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the

following:

The Pillsbury Doughboy died Monday of a severe yeast infection and

complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Doughboy

was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out,

including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty

Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The graveside was

piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the

eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he

was kneaded".

Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled with

many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting

much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at

times, even as a crusty old man, he was considered a roll model for

millions.

Toward the end it was thought he'd rise once again, but he was no<b> tart.

</font></b>Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two

, and one in the oven.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

I know this is not new but It is amusing.

sugarcane221 61F

2/19/2014 10:01 am

I love that blog, you are a man with a sense of humour and a personality , that is so rare on here good for you. And thank you for the compliments and your comments on my blog.


182east replies on 2/20/2014 4:06 am:
Sugarcane..Thank YOU!! You are so sweet(Sorry could not resist) and I feel very unique and impossibly gorgeous to boot
Just reading and commenting on my blog shows what a rare person you are LOL!!
Only a select few bother to actually read and comment on blogs that are not full of overt sex and nudity etc...Yes even the girls are guilty of shallowness for want of a better term.
I read and respond to blogs often and you can see how many actually took the time to come hear and fewer comment.
Thank you again for sayin the nice things..Of course you know not bein so sexy (LIKE YOU!!)I'm sure my sense of humour and personality and a dollar fifty will get me a can of pop I'm sure!!!
HA HA HA!!!

ladyj_1957 66F
2359 posts
4/20/2013 4:41 am

I've seen this before, but enjoyed it again. Sharing stuff like this is the beginning to solving anger issues. People need to lighten up, relax, chuckle, destress, see the good in things, and enjoy life.

"Don't count the days, make the days count"


rm_4jasmine2 53F
10698 posts
2/12/2013 4:39 am

Brilliant!!

Something interesting in my life: A surprise on my naked body this morning
Come visit my blog to know what I get up to from time to time: [blog 4jasmine2]


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