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Tricked not treated.....
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Tricked not treated..... I gained twelve pounds of muscle, see the photo! I wanted to look buff for halloween. And I'm glad I did muscle up. I had heard urban tales, have seen pictures, and saw a joke video. But finally seeing one up close, on halloween night of all nights was a true fright. It all started as a excellent spooky weekend in Pensacola. A live theater group, put on a fantastic Rocky Horror Show. A local movie house had a midnight showing of the movie. And I got to wear different versions of my outfit each night. I poll dance at one club in my corset, fishnets, panties and high heels. Cage dance at another club and on stage at the last club. Money, free drinks, making new friends. At closing time, this guy comes on to me. His voice sounded like Barry White. Played the entire soul man stud routine. We go back to his place. He takes photos while we have drinks. The music is lusty and the mood is set. He pulls out his ace.....It was a tiny trump card of any, I had ever seen. I just stared at it. Stroking it did no good. There was nothing to hold on to. Even less to suck. I turned him on. It was hard....Like a roll of quarters. If I needed to do laundry, I would have been ready....I wanted him to do me. He had the nerve to produce black condoms, a cocks-man move. It was a slap in the face to the entire industry. Then the amateur directions began. Get on the chair, put your leg over the arm, lean back, lean over, get on the couch, get on the floor, more lubricant, less lubricant. I felt like I was doing twister-aerobics. His cock was too small to get into my ass. And I have small, firm ass cheeks, thank you very much. This went on for thirty-minutes. Then he said: "I want to suck your dick" At that point, I controlled the urge to run from the house screaming. I felt like the girl in a halloween slasher movie......Really, do I have to wear a sign around my neck, that says: "I'M THE BITCH. I DO THE SUCKING" It's guy, that does the fucking! He finally gets a position that helps to get his self off. Mentally, I fantasized being the helpless heroine dominated by some overpowering zombie. Pleasured myself to ejaculation, and started for the door. He then gives me his cell, house and business number. I had them laminated, as proof he exists. In case Mulder and Sculley come around asking questions. If anyone goes out with this guy, don't expect much. No, I will not give his name. He has enough problems, having the smallest penis of all human beings. At least I got a couple of drinks and a tank of gas out the deal.....Trick or fucking Treat!  |
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Which is why a woman with a strap-on cock is the way to go.
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UGH! I met someone with quite the itsy bitsy teenie weenie myself a few weeks back! Talk about a DISAPPOINTMENT!!! THIS girl likes her some prime beef NOT vienna sausage!!! Nothing you can do to enhance the situation. REALLY...NOTHING! 
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 so your saying size matters  but yes, size does matter.
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Hmmm...I have to admit I have an appreciation for a nicely shaped ass on men and women. Prolly cause I had to work extra hard in the gym to ever have an ass.
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12/20/2008 9:40 am |
Hmmm...I have to admit I have an appreciation for a nicely shaped ass on men and women. Prolly cause I had to work extra hard in the gym to ever have an ass.
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so your saying size matters   []   Seduce my mind and my body
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11/8/2008 5:32 pm |
UGH! I met someone with quite the itsy bitsy teenie weenie myself a few weeks back! Talk about a DISAPPOINTMENT!!! THIS girl likes her some prime beef NOT vienna sausage!!! Nothing you can do to enhance the situation. REALLY...NOTHING!
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