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Guy Talk. Success With Woman: Lesson 9
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Guy Talk. Success With Woman: Lesson 9 Christmas letters of holiday cries for help. Dear Trish, I had a date this summer. The girl was wearing short shorts and four-inch heels. It was like she got distracted getting dressed and forgot to finish the process. The result was uber-trash. Not exactly take home to Mother material.....G, age 29 Yet her body is what attracted you to her. When you picked her up, you didn't complain. Later that evening, you didn't receive enough he-man adulation? So you adopt a high brow persona, to hide behind mommies opinion? What your date doesn't need, is date number two with the control freak/desk clerk from the Bates Motel. Dear Trisha, I was on a date and I thought, What was she thinking? This chick shows up wearing a Gilligans Island hat and strange clog shoes that she tripped over the entire night. The major takeaway from this story was not wearing anything below the ankles that was inspired by the Dutch..........J, age 22 A woman wearing accessories, you don't understand. You don't use the props for conversation. Take advantage of tripping for the slow dance attempt. Or the tipsy comedy of the arm in arm, walk. Good thing you have a juvenile sense of humor, inspired by morons. And intoxicated idiots for friends. Dear Trisha, My date wore Uggs, a long beaded necklace and big, old school Elton John sunglasses. Worn separately they might have been fine, but together it spelled disaster..........M, age 29 Oh don't you know it boyfriend! Let me guess, the Uggs were those knee high furry boots. That feel great when she wearing only the furry boots. But, you never got that far did you? Because you kept thinking: "She's a girl. Eeeewwww!" M, you keep going on those pseudo-hetero dates and pretending. But don't venture too far out the closet without a copy of Vogue. Dear Trisha, Thongs have their place. But that place isn’t five inches above low-riding jeans. Belts were invented for a very, very good reason.........L, age 35 Yes, for guys to keep their pants above their ass crack. You probably wear low top jeans and think it's style. If you don't like GIRLS wearing<b> thongs. </font></b>There's a place for what you want....prison. Hello Trisha, I met this attractive ten at a concert, on our first actual date, she showed up in the skimpiest jean shorts, leather high-heeled boots, a shiny tube top and sparkly flesh color leggings. I was totally embarrassed because this date was a daytime lunch outing, not a night on the town! The thigh bling is what really killed it...........V, 38 Imagine the horror. Any good arm-candy worth her salt knows better. She's suppose to draw attention, not attract it from you. Guys should look at you and think: "Wish I was him" Women should think: "Wow, what has he got? Wish I was her" Here's a thought. Next time flaunt/date with your blow up doll! Don't be shy. Don't be afraid to ask. Don't use your real name, please. Merry Christmas, Darlings.  |
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This was good Trisha, thanks... I was rolling on some and some I felt rather sorry for... Happy holidays!
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