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Ode to the Married Men...  

tulsaliza 66F
5486 posts
5/25/2009 6:24 am
Ode to the Married Men...


I've had several married men contact me over the past few days...for some reason, I'm finding their notes impossible but, hilarious...

One married man that lives in Tulsa keeps adding to his notes, "need to be discreet." Now, in his initial note, that was understandable, but in the next couple of notes...give me a break!!! Do you think I want my family and friends to know I'm fucking a married man?

Another married man has provided nude pics of himself in his closet!! All three pics are of him naked, with a hard-on in his closet!! And his note to me, I guess I need to move to Tulsa!! Now, how ridiculous is that? Closet pics and trying to make a funny about moving when you're married...wonder what the wife would say about moving to Tulsa so the guy could be close to a woman he wants to fuck besides her??? Not sure about the closet pics other than he needed a place in which to take some naughty pics of himself that the wifey wouldn't know about...

There was the married man that wants me to share my sexual and sensual energy with him. He doesn't want enough energy to light up downtown Tulsa, just enough to satisfy us both...after all, we're both on Adult Dating zone, so what more could we be seeking? WTF? Now, one thing you all need to realize, I NEVER contact a man, these are men that send me the initial note, the first contact has to come from the man...so, these guys are the ones sending me the notes, to which I am to respond. If I had any questions for him, I would have to present those questions in a face-to-face interview or over the telephone...WTF? You contacted me dumb-ass, not the other way around...you contact me, I respond, you send me a smart-ass note in return and I am simply NOT interested in sharing ANY of my sexual, sensual energy with you!!! Next...

Then there is the married<b> guy looking </font></b>for romance and passion for the sake of romance and passion. Hard core reality, I can provide romance and passion but you'll need to make it worth my time. No, I'm not interested in getting together with you because you're a handsome, interesting and intriguing...whatever you're seeking, if it can be accomplished in an hour or two...no, I'm not available for impromptu meetings for a drink, dinner. just to shoot the shit...I'm not interested in being your new best friend, the woman on the side while wifey lives in the big nice house, drives the expensive car and has unlimited use of the country club membership while I'm jumping to meet you to soothe you from your difficult day...not unless you're on-board with what I'm seeking in the "added" benefits department. I'm simply not interested in a "dating" situation or seeing someone because he thinks he's everything and anything I would want in a man...you're married, you can't be all that I want and desire, unless of course, you have more money than god...in which case, I would gladly be your Mistress.

Keep the notes coming/cumming married guys...they do make me laugh!!!

Pleasure's a sin, and sometimes sin's a pleasure...
- Lord Byron, Don Juan


anneparker06 38F

5/25/2009 7:19 am

hi there................


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