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Here's An Interesting Bucket List Trip...
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Here's An Interesting Bucket List Trip... I came across this man's profile today and just had to share with you all!!! This man lives in Oklahoma, prefers not to say if he's married...he put "prefer not to say" on his profile...he's in his early 60s...here's how his profile reads: "Sorry World but this offer is for OKLAHOMA girls ONLY. A retired Marine is looking for FIVE NSA bi young ladies living in Central Oklahoma to accompany him on a full weeks camping vacation during the summer of 2011. This is a O-SEX-CATION camping trip. That?s Oral SEX and vaCATION all wrapped up in one. It's an ALL EXPENSES PAID trip. Your transportation, en-route lodging and meals, all tourist adventures, all camping equipment including tent, lo-temp sleeping bag, camp meals, even your alcoholic drinks and cigarettes (if you smoke) are provided and PAID IN FULL by me. Again, THIS IS FOR REAL ! ! The tourist part of the trip will include horseback riding, white water rafting, mountain train ride, some easy trail hikes in the forest and a side trip to Vail, CO. to take a gondola lift ride to the top of that ski mountain for lunch and a mini-bus tour along the mountain ridges. I can do and have done all of the above activities, you must be able to do them also. Plus you will have four other very bi-girls to play with all week long! Me, I am in my 60s so I know what I am doing orally. I have a sense of humor, a sharp wit and a zest for life. But I want to do this camping trip and give you girls the vacation experience that you will never forget. Not only the tourist and camping part but the SEXperience part as well. AND IT'S ALL FREE TO YOU !!! My Ideal Person: I am looking for FIVE very hot Cauc or Hispanic bi-sexual girls between 21 and 35 years old, weight between 105 and 140 pounds. While a nice bust, nice butt (no fake booty pops) and nice legs are great, they are not a requirement, however one or two out of three is a plus. Three out of three will absolutely make all the rest of us absolutely drool just looking at you. But definitely, no Twiggies." ***************** Of course, being the smart-ass that I am, I sent him an e-mail asking if his age requirement was set in stone...this is his response: For this "bucket list" trip I am only taking girls between 21-35. Only because I think that they will interact with each other more. "I also love doing oral with more experienced partners but I don't think they would be so much into the multiple fondleing and doing group actions as younger ones will. And I am only an oral person now. Both giving and receiving. I love the taste of a woman and I really enjoy the sensation of her going down on me for extended periods of time. Maybe I can take a couple of days and come to Tulsa. You let me know if I should or are you really into the penatration as your routine?" Needless to say, I'm disappointed that I am not even remotely going to be considered for such an incredible vacation with all expenses paid and all that pussy running around!!! Besides, camping isn't really my forte anyway!!!! (BTW, I declined the guy's offer to come/cum to Tulsa and provide me with an "oral" experience!!!) I couldn't help but chuckle to myself thinking of how this guy has a limp dick and expects 5 young women to be receptive of this guy<b> performing oral </font></b>on them whenever and where-ever he pleases...as well as<b> performing oral </font></b>on each other...which in my mind,<b> performing oral </font></b>on another gal or the other gals for his viewing pleasure would be easier than subjecting myself to his oral attentions...at least, putting myself in the as close to the frame of mind as I could of a younger gal...I'm sure the gals will take at least, one rubber and vibrating cock along to ease the sexual tension of needing to be penetrated!!!! What can I say, a little oral goes a long way with me and the thought of nothing but oral, well, that just doesn't flip my trigger for more than a day, if that long!!!!!  Anyway, this is certainly NOT on my "bucket list" of things to do before I die!!! Glad this one belongs to someone else!!!  Pleasure's a sin, and sometimes sin's a pleasure... - Lord Byron, Don Juan |
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