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Blogs > hornyguyMN > Inside my head

The Royal Wedding  

hornyguyMN 43M
2355 posts
4/28/2011 12:55 pm
The Royal Wedding
Well if any of you have watched any type of news program in the last month you probably know all about the "Royal" wedding about to happen in England. Personally I don't get all the intrigue, but to each their own right. So after hearing about it on ESPN today I decided that I needed to have a little fun with it.

So your cordially invited to the Adult Dating zone perverted wedding ceremony.



But this is no ordinary ceremony. Instead of a white dress the bride will be clad in a tight fitting corset, brides maids all in various revealing lingerie no panties will be permitted on the guests or the wedding party (unless they are crotchless). Pantie checks will be conducted at the door.

The groom, best man and groomsmen will be dressing in a black bow-tie, chip and dale wrist cuff links and pull away<b> chaps. </font></b>Again no underpants allowed.

Instead of rings the bride will put a condom on the groom and the groom will place his fingers in the brides womanhood and she will lick the fingers clean as a sign of their commitment.

The guest dress code (aside form the no panties no underpants rule) is casual as we don't expect you to be wearing cloths for long anyways. Subs are encouraged to wear their collars if they have been given one by their Dom. If both Dom and sub are in attendance Doms are encouraged to keep the subs on a leash until the reception.

The reception area will be decorated with condom trees and sex toys in lue of normal floral arrangements. The DJ will only play music suitable for dirty dancing, and there will be areas with beds set up for your playing pleasure. We hope you will join us and have an orgasmic time.

So would you like to come to a "wedding" like this? What would your ideal corrupted wedding look like (have some fun with it)? Anyone want to join me in a kissing corner or on one of the beds?

AudioFilly 58F  
1897 posts
5/6/2011 9:48 pm

 You would have wanted to host the wedding today as it is officially No Pants Day. Would have given even more reason for that check at the door. Want to check me? I'm not wearing any panties now...


hornyguyMN replies on 5/6/2011 10:38 pm:
yep you need to be checked.

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