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Call 911, My Pussy Is On Fire!!!!
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Call 911, My Pussy Is On Fire!!!! I feel like a total perv slacker because I haven't been around much lately. To be perfectly honest, I have a new object of affection. No, it's not some overachiever boy toy or a tongue talented hot chick. It's my newest toy, the Butterfly Kiss. Mmmmm Yes Yes Yes!! I have toys that have remote controls, are heat and cold friendly, even one that plugs into the wall like one of those emergency flashlights, so you'd think it would really take a lot of bells and whistles to impress or satisfy me with a sex toy. It turns out just the opposite was true with this one. There are no moving beads, rotating heads, or lights... Yeah, that's right sometimes I like flashing lights with my self satisfaction, it makes me feel like my pussy is performing on a stage. If only it could get applause and take a bow. Yeah. The Butterfly Kiss is a simple 3 speed latex toy. It's been quite some time since anything in my toy box has given me an orgasm like this battery operated masterpiece. I was on the phone the day the UPS guy brought it. Attempting to carry on a conversation while quietly trying my new toy on for size, I slid it inside me, within seconds, it hit the right spot and my hot,<b> throbbing pussy </font></b>was completely out of my control. I ended up having an incredible sheet changing orgasm. Yay for me! At one point, the other night, the contractions were so strong inside me that I was certain smoke or at least a small flame would soon follow. I thought I was gonna have to call 911 and say "come quick, my vagina is on fire!!" Hey, I wonder who you would call for that, an ambulance or the Fire Department? Needless to say, the Butterfly Kiss has been getting lots and lots of well deserved attention. Oh, and in case you were wondering what the person on the other end of the phone thought....he loved every fucking minute of it. I think I started writing this to beg you for blog forgiveness. Surely you can forgive poor little me for getting some much needed satisfaction, can't you?  Come For The Booty, Stay For The Brains |
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*note to self....buy a Butterfly Kiss to add to my toy bag*
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3/12/2009 4:13 pm |
You know what they say....a video is worth a thousand words!!! It's beginning to sound like we may have been rendered irrelevant!!! 
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3/12/2009 5:21 pm |
That must be some kind of toy. I am certain the the 911 line has gotten calls like the one you thought about making.
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BAD GIRL!!!! You need to be taken upstairs and bent over the bed and tortured on and on with that new toy. And if your pussy catches fire....well I am sure that my wet tounge will put out that flame!
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Who do you call? Next time you have any kind of pussy emergency, you dial my number.  I thought you knew this by now.  I am only a stranger the first time...  See my Blog everyone [blog sircernuunos] Or join this group SR - THE ADULT Hang-Out =P  If you are into playing a bit more extreme than vanilla ?*
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3/12/2009 11:23 pm |
Definitely call the Fire Department. I've never seen a group of firemen without a several great looking men among them. Confession: Your revelations about the pleasures of the Butterfly Kiss have me imagining the joy that would come over you if your time with the Butterfly Kiss could be followed up, sooner rather than later, with a lover giving you what I call the labial kiss of the upper lips....as you are simultaneously enjoying the Butterfly Kiss down there. Here's my description of this labial kiss of the upper lips. From Diane Ackerman's essay on "Kissing" in "A Natural History of Love": "According to the anthropologists, the lips remind us of the labia, because they flush red and swell when aroused, which is the conscious or subconscious reason women have always made them look even redder with lipstick." Given the similitude between a woman's upper and lower lips, it's fun to play with this likeness in a kiss (or a sequence of kisses). Here's my suggestion for a type of sensual kissing: a labial kiss of the upper lips. Let the man pretend that the upper lips are the labial lips, and let him kiss these lips slowly, very slowly, as if his tongue and kisses are making the lower lips of a woman petal-open and honeyed-up. The tongue, in this labial kiss, can be very teasing, just touching and tantalizing one lip at a time, sliding with grace and a bit of poignant pressure, back and forth along the upper lips, before descending to do the same for the lower lip....and before sliding the tongue deeper into the mouth. It can be most fun if the woman pretends to be a bit coy, as if defending the castle or inner sanctum of her most womanly self, with something of a moat: the lips can be very wet and moist, but the drawbridge remains up, resisting entry...for a time. The labial kissing can be very mind-blowing or mind altering: The upper lips are horizontal, not vertical, but if the analogy is felt by both partners, heads can be adjusted by 90 degrees, so the upper lips can be approached vertically as well, in closer simulacrum to cunnilingus. The erotic imagination can be so powerful: The labial lip kiss can become even more exciting and playful if the man imagines that in the corner of the lips, right where top and bottom lips merge together, there is located an imaginary clitoris that can be taken and teased by the tip of the tongue. I daresay that 10-15 minutes of beautiful kissing in this labial style...with a man taking time to part open the upper lips and then to tango slowly and beautifully inside with the woman's tongue once entrance has been secured will shorten the time necessary to part open the lower lips of a woman. Indeed, when the upper lips have been taken beautifully, the lower ones will be begging as much for the touch that opens them up as a garden flower desires the morning rays of sun.
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Lol, sure Ghost Busters, what ever your role play kink is, I am all for it  Just make sure you call me I am only a stranger the first time... See my Blog everyone [blog sircernuunos] Or join this group SR - THE ADULT Hang-Out =P If you are into playing a bit more extreme than vanilla ?*
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3/13/2009 5:22 pm |
Ummm...have you tried the 'Hitachi Magic Wand'? Please excuse me if you've posted on this excellent piece of battery operated machinery before...I'm new here. All I know is every woman I've recommended it to or used it on has thanked me profusely, both here in blog land and in person (I enjoy the 'in person' much better by the way).  [image]
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3/14/2009 9:06 am |
First off, you're forgiven for slacking in your blogging. your response to your butterfly kiss gives Me pause to wonder how it would affect you if you were tied spread eagle and Another person was controlling the speed setting.
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I think I agree with sircemunnos above above put me on speed for such emergencies I could just imagine what would happen if you called 911 whoever you called police, firemen, and ambulance would show up DREAM WEAVER 562
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