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Pick up Lines  

Howdy3328 62F  
768 posts
2/15/2016 12:20 pm
Pick up Lines

What is the best pick up line you have used or heard.

MINE??

A gentleman from LA told me that
He would bang me like a screen door in a hurricane.

Still makes me laugh.

moses4862 66M
333 posts
2/15/2016 12:24 pm

 I can understand why he said it, lol !!!!!!!!!!! >>!


Woodyeverready 65M
1187 posts
2/15/2016 12:46 pm

 Enquiring minds want to know...did that pick up line work on you?
Woodrow J. Evers


AmorphousAmor 64M
Ask me for a photo
3574 posts
2/15/2016 12:58 pm

 That dress looks good on you, but do you know what would look better on you?

... Me!


drmgirl622 68F

2/27/2016 5:47 pm

 I want to ride you like a cowgirl rides a mare in a rodeo.


ReBar100 57M
4167 posts
3/4/2016 8:06 pm

 You are like my little toe. Short, cute and tonight I'm going to bang you on my coffee table.
Rebar100
Just the right amount of wrong. Occasional participant in various ongoing blogging projects. Rather be naked. The Blog: [REBAR100]


Howdy3328 replies on 3/5/2016 10:58 am:
nice, guess I need to go get a coffee table now. lol

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