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Blogs > wildnwanton > Welcome to the Sanitarium...

And AWAY We GO!  

wildnwanton 61F
2108 posts
2/26/2014 11:36 am
And AWAY We GO!
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow. I never realized I would be so darned tickled to be getting older. But this marks eleven years longer than I ever thought I would live when I was a , so YaY!

No sun in the forecast, but that's alright, there ain't no flippin' snow in it either. Besides, from what I read they really really need this rain. They can thank me and Flirty for bringing it with us by selling us both winning lottery tickets.

Flying out on a late afternoon/early evening flight...probability of being on the flight is much lower. While I love these tiny terrorists....well let's just say I think it will be awesome to have a conversation that doesn't resemble some mild version of Tourettes syndrome. "I would love to-DON'T put that in your mouth-go to dinner sometime."

Gloriously fun activities planned, aquariums, thrift stores, beach time, whale watching with two people who don't realize how wonderful they are.

Nope, I'm not bitching from me about the rain.

I thought today I would share with you some of the more...dare I say...eclectic sex toys I have found on the interwebs. If you have practical experience with any of these...please leave me a comment and tell me what you think!


I really really don't understand this one at all. Is it possible to scare an orgasm out of someone? Inquiring minds want to know.


Saddle up the washer honey, I want to take a spin!


Muff divers need snorkels too.


For the busy, busy, busy gal or guy. Or I suppose this could come in handy if you are ever in a car wreck.


Safety hose for blind dates.

Love peace and chicken grease. See you guys in a week.
(Or I might blog from there, provided my tablet will cooperate.)
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wd40w 71M
6966 posts
3/17/2014 7:56 am

 OMG...GMTA! I did find them first however...neener neener...so glad you're back Wild...[post 3176400]
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lindoboy100 61M  
23969 posts
2/27/2014 8:39 am

 Ah, now be prepared to be disgusted McWon. The hairier the arse the better the clingons!! Just ask McDoe!!


wildnwanton replies on 2/27/2014 11:36 am:
Lmao, I just HAD to ask, dinna I?

lindoboy100 61M  
23969 posts
2/27/2014 5:47 am

 I certainly hope no one actually has the brass neck to confess to using any of these implements McWon!! Though I do recognise those hairy legs tights, I've a similar contraption for my arse!!

Hope you have a lovely, well earned holiday!


wildnwanton replies on 2/27/2014 7:48 am:
I dunno, that washer/saddle combo has merit. I might be moved to do laundry more often if I had one. Hell I might have the cleanest clothes in town, or be going to the neighbors house asking them if I could do their laundry....
What do you use your hairy ass hose for? Keeping your bum warm when the wind blows up under yer kilt?

CleavageFan4U 67M
69374 posts
2/26/2014 7:02 pm

 I'm not creeped out easily, but that first one surely does it!

Enjoy your trip babe.

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wildnwanton replies on 2/27/2014 4:23 am:
If that thing doesn't send you screaming into the night, nothing will.

wildnwanton replies on 2/27/2014 4:25 am:
And thank you Cleav, I am gonna have a blast. I always have a blast!

tigger678902 57F  
4545 posts
2/26/2014 4:12 pm

 ok the creepy dud dildo is just wrong wrong wrong wrong and still more wrong!!! The washing machine I get that snorkel is a great idea,...may have to invest, lol the underware dispenser, and the hose is just uggggghh

Have a fantastic trip!!
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wildnwanton replies on 2/27/2014 4:32 am:
It seems to me that a front loading machine is not the very best option, if you want a real ride, you need a top loader that has a load of towels that have come unbalanced. I need a pair of those hose, I have plans for them, evil plans...muwhahaha.

shyviolette 63F
9347 posts
2/26/2014 2:22 pm

 i'll take a pr of fur hose. they'll match my mustache.

happy b-day. have fun. be just naughty enough that you won't need bail money!
When the tides of life are against you

And the current upsets your boat

Don't think of things that might have been

Just lay on your back and float

Ed Norton / The Honeymooners 1954


wildnwanton replies on 2/27/2014 4:39 am:
Lol, those hose would be awesome for so many things. Put a pair on your virgin daughter, she will stay that way. Put a pair on your hairless cat, they will keep it warm. Put a pair on, dress up really feminine and nice with a long skirt, then go out in public and cross your legs and take photos of peoples reactions...I see endless possibilities for those hose.
Me? Be naughty? Oh perish the thought!

lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
2/26/2014 1:41 pm

 Have a fantastic holiday, w&w! while we go for another round of the "Polar Vortex".


wildnwanton replies on 2/27/2014 4:41 am:
Lok, I am going to have a wonderful time. I will try to bring some sun back with me when I come home. Til then, you guys stay warm and dry.

tazzerman2000 66M
18912 posts
2/26/2014 12:52 pm

 Too funny all BUT I actually invented the muff diving snorkel! -tm
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wildnwanton replies on 2/27/2014 4:42 am:
I suppose it would extend your time down under, so I suppose that makes you a master dive instructor!

rm_19harley86 74M
45446 posts
2/26/2014 12:18 pm

 ENJOY BOTH
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wildnwanton replies on 2/27/2014 4:43 am:
I surely do plan to! Thank you Dennis.

Furbal1972 52M
18571 posts
2/26/2014 12:01 pm

 Have a happy birthday and a great trip!
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wildnwanton replies on 2/27/2014 4:44 am:
I'm going to do my very best. Thank you darlin'.

TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
2/26/2014 12:00 pm

 OMG!!!! "Safety hose for blind dates"

I am SO going to work my halloween costume around those this year!

Have a wonderful vacation/birthday!


wildnwanton replies on 2/27/2014 4:45 am:
I do hope you will share photos of the costume! It is going to be a hoot, I bet!

wildnwanton replies on 2/27/2014 4:47 am:
And thank you so very much! (I keep forgetting to say thank you, please forgive me. In my defense however, it is not even 7am and I am still on my first cuppa. My brain is not fully present yet, lol.)

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