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Blogs > rm_Gill_ette > getting cranky in my old age

True colours  

rm_Gill_ette 56F
244 posts
1/27/2009 4:49 am
True colours

Lonely hearts and what they really mean


Adventurous = Likes anal

Athletic = No tits

Thirty something = 41

Fun = Annoying

Wild = Gets pissed easily

Beautiful eyes = Face like a robbers dog

Seeks knight in shining armour = Husband fucked off with a younger model

New age = Hairy smelly fanny

Head stong = Arguementative

Enjoys pubbing and<b> clubbing </font></b>= Alcoholic

Curvy = Fat cunt

Cuddly = Fat lardy bitch

Likes eating out = Lazy cunt

Career woman = Bitch

Professional = Proper complete bitch

Open minded = Dirty bitch

Free spirit = On drugs and fucked up

Passionate = dying for a shag

Old fashioned = No blow jobs

Seeking soulmate = Stalker

Must like dogs = Possibly into beastiality

so which describes you best? cmon show your true colours lol

Sam760761 59M
39 posts
1/27/2009 6:04 am

 Fun, adventurous thirtysomething plus, wild & headstrong. Enjoys pubbing/clubbing & eating out seeks open minded, adventurous, passionate woman who is not athletic for companionship! Am allergic to dogs! Pussy acceptable!
Old fashioned, athletic, free spirited, cuddly, curvy, professional career women with beautiful eyes, seeking soulmate in shining armour need not apply!

Lmaoooo - story of my life

Sam X


Carrickmania 63M
1362 posts
1/27/2009 6:47 am

 I'll settle for Passionate.......... and before you say anything I'm not surprised either !
xxx
"My thoughts are my property as the air in my lungs is my property." Tak Kak.


rm_Gill_ette 56F
239 posts
1/27/2009 6:59 am

 thank god someone was brave enough to reply


rm_Gill_ette 56F
239 posts
1/27/2009 7:41 am

 ok time to confess.... im adventurous athletic head strong open minded free spirit passionate professional wild with beautiful eyes who likes eating out
<<< waits for the offers to come flooding in


rm_seamus802008 43M

1/27/2009 8:56 pm

 well ill try the eating out bit


Call_Me_Kaplan 55M
Ask me for a photo

1/28/2009 4:58 am

 I may as well hang up my duncher now ... sigh.
Have a hug ... one size fits all.


Peter3814u 55M

1/28/2009 5:24 am

 adventurous athletic head strong lazy git who likes the woman to do all the work.....


kat66661966 57F
5 posts
1/30/2009 3:45 pm

 im an adventurous thirty sumthing, with a wil outlook on life.my best assets are my beautiful eyes.im an open minded professional, with a fee spirit.im lookin for an old fashioned passionate guy,my soulmate. oh and must like dogs.....


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