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For the boys....or not
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For the boys....or not Ok, I am not in any way making fun of Rednecks. I consider myself Redneck...hell I do have red blood! I am Indian, the Native American kind that is. And I grew up as a Redneck...literally it seems when I was around my uncle and his sons. So I found this joke to be pretty darn funny! Love to all...... [image] THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY After their 11th , an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more . The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' s aid the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can(COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.' The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.' 'Trust me,' said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count! '1' '2' '3' '4' '5' ( you'll love this...) At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Parts of Georgia, Missouri , West Virginia,and All of Washington DC.  |
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 Oh, so very true!
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I hear they do it that way here in Oklahoma.....
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would work over here too !! regards 
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Im from TN and can make it to 10, it is 11 where i need to take off my shoes...
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I know...whatever it takes!
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Im from TN and can make it to 10, it is 11 where i need to take off my shoes...
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Yes!
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