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I'll take squirting for a hundred Alex
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I'll take squirting for a hundred Alex  What is one of the TOP questions I'm asked about by women (and some men) on a routine basis both here on Adult Dating zone, on other websites/chat forums and in real life? Squirting Yep, female ejaculation. The 'Holy Grail' of female orgasms. Well maybe.. Read on  I first made a girl squirt many many many years ago. Her name was 'Cathy' and we lived together for a time in Largo FLA. She was a 6'+ Nordic blond girl with a WILD streak a mile and a half wide at least. The story about how we met is priceless and I promise, I'll share it in another post but.... back to squirting.... We were fucking on the couch like a couple of monkeys in heat, she was coming and coming in waves as she normally did when all of the sudden I felt an incredible wetness gushing out of her pussy and flooding all over the both of us, the couch, the floor and just about everywhere! I pulled out and off of her thinking that I had just been pee'd on and as I did I was greeted by an enormous stream of female liquid quite literally spraying out of her pussy. I was AMAZED and shocked. I had never heard of let alone seen anything like that in my life and was certain the woman had just unloaded and entire bladder full of urine all over us. Nope. Once she stopped and calmed down, she explained what had happened and actually pulled her pussy lips apart and gave me a first hand anatomy lesson of the female pussy and of her vagina in general. It wasn't her first time obviously but she said it WAS the first time a guy had made her squirt. All the other times had been self-inflicted if you will. After that first time, I found that I could make her squirt, virtually at will... G_d I miss that girl! She was very helpful in the way she explained things to me, showing me the how and why and of course, she let me practice over and over and over again.... Since then, I can't tell you how many women I've had the pleasure of introducing to their own pussies and more to the point, initiating them into the world of squirting.. You can include my very own 'Mona' on that list BTW Now I KNOW a lot of folks are somewhat skeptical about the whole squirting thing and claim that it IS in fact nothing put pee but they're wrong. Typically there IS A HUGE difference between female urine and female ejaculate. Female ejaculate is normally a much thicker more viscous fluid and in a lot of cases, it's somewhat opaque. It also tastes quite a bit different, somewhat akin to male pre-cum. Of course, I'm sure a lot of you guys have no clue about that 'stuff' but trust me, it does There are exceptions mind you. I have another friend named...... 'Cathy' (What IS IT about gals named Cathy??) She lives up in northwest Indianer and is the single most incredible squirter I've ever seen. Period. I personally have made the girl squirt SEVEN separate times in one evening. What's REALLY amazing is the AMOUNT of fluid she pumps out every time. I do have a video of it What's interesting is the fact that the fluid she squirts DOES look like urine in that it's thin and mostly clear BUT I have looked VERY closely at where its coming from when she squirts and folks, it is NOT coming from her urethra and THAT is the best 'test' to tell if your gal is squirting or peeing all over you. Look closely... If it's coming out of her urethra, well there IS a whole fetish for that which has NOTHING to do with squirting. Check out the picture above. That stream of fluid is coming directly out of her urethra and NOT her vagina. That girl is PEEING not squirting IMHO Again, if it's coming out of her vagina or anywhere OTHER than her urethra, your girl is squirting. It's that simple my friends. I'm often asked "How do you make a girl squirt"? First off, like in most things sexual, it's different for just about every girl. Sure there are some things that are kind of universal but for the most part, every girl IS different and unique. Keep in mind and I hate to be the bearer of bad news but not every girl is capable of squirting, just like not all women are capable of having a true G-spot orgasm. Speaking of which, I've found that the G-spot can and does play a rather large part in making a girl squirt although, once again, every girl is different in this respect as well. So, aside from FINDING your girls clit and her g-spot AND knowing how to 'manipulate' them properly, something which I STRONGLY suggest YOU ask her about, the two single most important things are: Trust Relaxation She MUST trust you and she must feel relaxed and safe. These two items are OH SO fucking important! Ask your gal, she'll tell ya. A lot of times, a girl will FEEL like she's going to pee before she starts squirting. This is very normal and typical AND because of it, a lot of times, gals will hold back which of course causes her to never ever squirt. You have to get past that and the only way I know of is trust. Period. She has to trust you and feel secure enough to let loose. As I've told many a gal, if you feel like you're going to pee than do so. It will NOT be the first time I've been pee'd on and it can be cleaned up so don't WORRY about it. Relaxation is key also. How you go about this is really YOUR business not mine. I have mine own techniques which work for me. You have to find those that work for YOU and your lover. Aside from that we're left with the actual mechanics of HOW to make a women achieve orgasm and I'm NOT going to give a detailed description here. Again, ASK HER!!! LOL I will say that a good Hitachi Magic Wand can and WILL help, a LOT. Face it guys, no matter how big, thick and long lasting your dick is, we're just NOT quite built right to truly induce orgasms in a women. Our cocks can certainly please a women as we slide it in/out of her vagina and if things are 'configured' right, our cocks might hit her G-spot in JUST the right way but that does virtually NOTHING for her clit my friends and in my humble experience, you need to excite BOTH the clit and the g-spot to truly start the waterworks flowing! Again, every women is different) This is where the Magic Wand comes in. It IS the single greatest sex toy every invented IMHO and when used properly can induce waves of orgasms to wash over your little honey like nothing else. Couple it with your dick, finger or a dildo and you're off to a REALLY good start. One note: if you do use a dildo, especially a BIG/thick one, pull it completely OUT every once and a while and WATCH her pussy. I've notice that a thick dildo can 'stop up' the works if you will and cause her ejaculate to kind of back up into her vagina. By pulling that big thick dick/dildo out every once and a while, you give her a chance to truly let loose I can go on and on and on about this subject but I think I've given you folks a good 'feel' for the whole squirting topic. Good luck and happy squrting to all -tm |
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I've ran across a number of women who are 'hung up' on this whole squirting thing. Most see other girls doing it and want to but can't and wonder why not. Then they get all bent out of shape over it and it becomes like a 'quest' or something. It's NOT the end all be all of sex. Sure it's fun and the women I know who do squirt seem to enjoy the holy fuck out of it but I also know a lot of women who don't and you know what, they seem to enjoy having an orgasm or 20 just fine without squirting. LOL I never ever put pressure on someone to do something like this. That's totally counter-productive. If it happens through the course of normal love making then enjoy it and ride that 'wave'. If not, well enjoy it anyway and keep riding that wave anyway! G-d I'm so jealous of you women who can have orgasm after orgasm after orgasm. As I say, riding those waves, one after the other, over and over and over and over again, seemingly forever. Now I DO LOVE 'inducing' those 'waves' and seeing and hearing her as her body is caught up in one O after another.... OK, I've slid OFF the tracks on this response totally! lol  -tm
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1/6/2013 2:21 pm |
Great blog!
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Lady gray I have seen and been with LOTS of squirters in my time. I'm NOT saying that there is no such thing as squirting because there IS. But, I've seen women who think they're squirting when in fact they are peeing. There is a HUGE difference between the two. I'm sorry to lose you over this. I'm sure if we were able to communicate directly you'd see my point and all would be good. And while I know it's nice to think that all women can squirt, in my own experience, it's just not so. Sure all women are more than capable of squirting but for various reasons, not ALL women do, no matter what you do... It's the same for a g-spot orgasm. While virtually all women do in fact have a g-sport, not all are capable of being aroused by it and/or able to experience a true g-spot type orgasm. Try as you might Only universal or also in Scotland Where to start my day or is it month Of course I39ll change I39ll do whatever you like Heatseeking missiles  Squirter's life
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I have seen that happen more than once not only when fisting but when using an 'oversized' dildo. Example: My gal 'Mona' will unleash a torrent of womanly juices when I finally pull the Donkey Dick dildo out of her. It's like all her lubricating juices get backed up inside her vaginal canal with no way to get out because that giant dildo is acting like a 'cork' if you will. Once I pull it out, ALL that fluid drains out of her at once, like Niagara Falls. I've seen the very same thing happen while fisting, where my fist acts as that 'cork'... Now, I'm not sure if it's really/technically 'squirting' but it sure is fun... Other times, I've induced what I would consider 'true' squirting from her and that liquid seems to come from both her vagina and from the area around her urethra (Not FROM her urethra mind you but from AROUND it) and she forcibly 'ejects' that stuff. ie, squirts . She'll typically do that while I'm fucking her myself or I'm slurping on her pussy or some times when I fuck her lovely little ass -tmp.s. Just so you folks know, Mona reads this blog all the time. She also is typically sitting here right next to me as I write these posts. The bottom line is this, she's VERY much aware of the information that I share with you about her, me and our sexual life etc. and is comfortable with it. Besides, she's not shy and she'll tell me if she doesn't want me to share something... LOL
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Pity you haven't seen a real squirter. Sorry for your loss. And that you stamp us squirter with a label incontinent, peeer etc. With your arguments I could say all cut dicks are bad fucks if one or two are. Or that all men pee when they come, it's through urethra. I won't follow your blog anymore. This is VERY personal, passionate, important thing to me. But, I've seen women who think they're squirting when in fact they are peeing. There is a HUGE difference between the two. I'm sorry to lose you over this. I'm sure if we were able to communicate directly you'd see my point and all would be good. And while I know it's nice to think that all women can squirt, in my own experience, it's just not so. Sure all women are more than capable of squirting but for various reasons, not ALL women do, no matter what you do... It's the same for a g-spot orgasm. While virtually all women do in fact have a g-sport, not all are capable of being aroused by it and/or able to experience a true g-spot type orgasm. Try as you might
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definitely YES Only universal or also in Scotland Where to start my day or is it month Of course I39ll change I39ll do whatever you like Heatseeking missiles Squirter's life
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In my own experience, no. You better stick to toes. And feet. Only universal or also in Scotland Where to start my day or is it month Of course I39ll change I39ll do whatever you like Heatseeking missiles Squirter's life
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Please don't be. Seriously, that girl in the pic is in fact peeing. I know this because of the photo shoot/set that I took it from AND the fact that the liquid is in fact coming directly from her urethra NOT from around it.... It's all good though sweetie, Ol Tazzerman still loves ya And that you stamp us squirter with a label incontinent, peeer etc. With your arguments I could say all cut dicks are bad fucks if one or two are. Or that all men pee when they come, it's through urethra. I won't follow your blog anymore. This is VERY personal, passionate, important thing to me. Only universal or also in Scotland Where to start my day or is it month Of course I39ll change I39ll do whatever you like Heatseeking missiles Squirter's life
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In my own experience, no.
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Sorry to hear you think like this.
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I've been with two squirters, and enjoyed it. Two common things about both. Both were bigger than average girls. No idea if that has anything to do with it. Both had incredibly strong vaginal muscles. I mean REALLY strong. One of the two, let's call her "W", she was so strong, that even when I fingered her and she had an orgasm, it would push her fingers right out. She would often have what looked like a vaginal prolapse, or at least it would completely close off...could NOT get my fingers back in there. She was such a prolific squirter, she wouldn't let me go down on her, afraid I would drown or choke on it. Yeah, it was THAT much, a lot like the picture you posted. The one instance I will remember was fucking her doggy style, and feeling her tighten up and push out my dick, and the warm liquid running down my leg, and soaking my bed, even with extra blankets. The second squirter, I'll call her "K", she could even do it without being touched. She was sitting on the floor, I was standing up, she was giving me a blowjob, and she got off on that so much, she squirted on my carpet. The key for both was to hit that G spot. I learned that at least with "K", when she was ready to start having squirting orgasms, she did not want gentle. She squirted harder the rougher I was with her. Sometimes it looks like baby's head is coming out!!! It's called 'tenting' or 'ballooning', hell of a thing with strong muscles... My pussy tends to kick the man out - and suck the condom. A couple of times it has stayed in, had to see my gyneco about it... On the first time he didn't find it at first, needed second set of tools, it was in the deepest corner, behind cul de sac. On the second time he didn't ask any more questions  And I fully agree: just like that pic. And it's not urine, peeing. Normal squirting. Only universal or also in Scotland Where to start my day or is it month Of course I39ll change I39ll do whatever you like Heatseeking missiles Squirter's life
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Ah, you bring up a good point and YES, there are glands AROUND the urethra that can and do secrete/squirt liquid. BUT, if the fluid is coming directly OUT of the urethra like in the photo she's pee'ing -tmOnly universal or also in Scotland Where to start my day or is it month Of course I39ll change I39ll do whatever you like Heatseeking missiles Squirter's life
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I've been with two squirters, and enjoyed it. Two common things about both. Both were bigger than average girls. No idea if that has anything to do with it. Both had incredibly strong vaginal muscles. I mean REALLY strong. One of the two, let's call her "W", she was so strong, that even when I fingered her and she had an orgasm, it would push her fingers right out. She would often have what looked like a vaginal prolapse, or at least it would completely close off...could NOT get my fingers back in there. She was such a prolific squirter, she wouldn't let me go down on her, afraid I would drown or choke on it. Yeah, it was THAT much, a lot like the picture you posted. The one instance I will remember was fucking her doggy style, and feeling her tighten up and push out my dick, and the warm liquid running down my leg, and soaking my bed, even with extra blankets. The second squirter, I'll call her "K", she could even do it without being touched. She was sitting on the floor, I was standing up, she was giving me a blowjob, and she got off on that so much, she squirted on my carpet. The key for both was to hit that G spot. I learned that at least with "K", when she was ready to start having squirting orgasms, she did not want gentle. She squirted harder the rougher I was with her.
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I learned to squirt with my current boyfriend. He can make me squirt over and over. What is definitely true is its not pee. And I have very strong vaginal contractions. Stronger and longer then when I was having my son! If he is inside of me, my body kicks him out. He loves it. - Arti 'Mona' comes so hard, it takes quite a bit of effort to keep my cock inside of her. Even when I fuck her with our Donkey Dick dildo (It's HUGE) she can shove that fucking thing RIGHT out of her pussy like it was ejected from James Bond's Aston Martin. My friend 'Cathy' will routinely expel anything in her vagina just as she starts to really 'cut loose'. You know, you'd almost think that the vagina was MADE to do that or something eh? -tm
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Oh I am a TRUE and firm believer in asking. Communication is the key to great sex IMHO -tm
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Sorry -tm but I disagree. Unless I misread you. It's just like with men, through urethra. Some women have tiny ducts around urethra and some liquid can come out there too. It's not pee my dear... That woman on the pic is squirting... not peeing... she's pee'ing -tm
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I've been with two squirters, and enjoyed it. Two common things about both. Both were bigger than average girls. No idea if that has anything to do with it. Both had incredibly strong vaginal muscles. I mean REALLY strong. One of the two, let's call her "W", she was so strong, that even when I fingered her and she had an orgasm, it would push her fingers right out. She would often have what looked like a vaginal prolapse, or at least it would completely close off...could NOT get my fingers back in there. She was such a prolific squirter, she wouldn't let me go down on her, afraid I would drown or choke on it. Yeah, it was THAT much, a lot like the picture you posted. The one instance I will remember was fucking her doggy style, and feeling her tighten up and push out my dick, and the warm liquid running down my leg, and soaking my bed, even with extra blankets. The second squirter, I'll call her "K", she could even do it without being touched. She was sitting on the floor, I was standing up, she was giving me a blowjob, and she got off on that so much, she squirted on my carpet. The key for both was to hit that G spot. I learned that at least with "K", when she was ready to start having squirting orgasms, she did not want gentle. She squirted harder the rougher I was with her.
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Sorry -tm but I disagree. Unless I misread you. It's just like with men, through urethra. Some women have tiny ducts around urethra and some liquid can come out there too. It's not pee my dear... That woman on the pic is squirting... not peeing... Only universal or also in Scotland Where to start my day or is it month Of course I39ll change I39ll do whatever you like Heatseeking missiles Squirter's life
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