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Tuesday morning coffee house rambling.
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Tuesday morning coffee house rambling.  Good morning folks. Sorry I haven't been posting much of late, I've been busy. Yes, it happens. Even ol Tazzerman has shit to do! But I'm back in my 'spot' at the local Starbuckerie watching all the people come and go with a keen eye and a semi in my pants, all the while, humming the song Aqualung...  bawahahhahaha OK, it's NOT a park bench but damnit, it's COLD and wet outside! I was just reviewing my previous posts and I realized that over the past week or so, I've become VERY dick-centric. I AM all about balance after all, so for the next week or so, I'll be focused back on pussies, boobs, asses and feet Well lips, fingers, backs, necks, shoulders, legs, bellies and all other womanly parts you might have... Here's a little known fact: while I AM a life-long and seriously committed foot fetish, I really do have a fetish for virtually every single part of the female anatomy. I'm more than capable of focusing on say your back and spending an inordinate amount of time caressing, massaging, licking/kissing and generally focusing all of my sexual attention there. Ask 'Mona', she's been the object of my 'focus' many many times LOL I LOVE her back BTW. She has awesome shoulders also and I just LOVE the way her long blond hair 'drapes' over those puppies and down her lovely, shapely back. Speaking of 'Mona'.... I made the 'mistake' of getting her seriously drunk Saturday night. I had made up some of my world famous beef stew and I popped open a bottle of some really good Old Vine Zin that I've been saving to go along with my KILLER beef stew One thing led to another and one bottle of really good Zin led to another and THEN another and before I knew it, I had a VERY tipsy 'Mona' on my hands. Now she's kind of interesting when she gets drunk. Quite literally ALL of her inhibitions go by the wayside AND she becomes one SERIOUSLY horny 'hose-monster' who wants nothing more than to fuck and suck quite literally ALL fucking night long. No amount of pussy licking, fucking, vibrator/Magic Wand, giant dildo is enough. She will come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come all night long and STILL want more. If I take a break for a second and say go into the bathroom, I'll hear the ol MW buzzing away as she frigs herself in my absence. It's truly amazing and from her own account, she never used to be like that. It's the Tazzer-influence I guess eh? LOL Anyway, we BOTH were seriously horny and we started texting friends asking them to come over and help us TRY and put the fucking fire out between her legs. Now you'd think that on a Saturday night, with the offer of one SERIOUSLY horned up, sexy, blond BEGGING to suck and be fucked, I'd find at least ONE fucking horn-ready, willing and able to come over and help us out right? Wrong. We tried EVERYBODY, male and female. She was so damn horned up she was even hot to trot to slurp on some pussy. Poor 'Penelope'. 'Mona' just wouldn't leave her alone... LOL We even jumped online and hit a couple of sites where typically, I can find some wanker, sitting home alone, hard-on in hand who would be willing to exchange his hand and porn for the real thing but.... Nope. We both finally fell asleep sometime around 5-5:30am. Considering that we started around 7pm the night before, that was one serious sex marathon! I'm proud to say that we actually set a new 'record' in the process. My little 'hose-monster' got me to come 6 times!! Not bad for a 55 yr old eh? LOL My previous 'record' had been 5 times in one night but back then, I was in my 30's and... well it was a bit 'easier' if you will. Granted that last orgasm only produced a drop or two of come but it counts damnit! We finally woke up around 1:30-2:00pm and I realized that the bedding was absolutely SOAKED. The comforter, blanket, sheets and as I found out after stripping the bed, even the mattress pad AND the mattress itself where all soaked to the bone. I could NOT believe how much 'liquid' she had put out during the course of the evening. OMG!!! Poor Jake. He hadn't been out, fed or anything but being the good boy he is, he hadn't pee'd in the house or ANYTHING! And for the record, yes! We both were MEGA hung over. It took me until mid-day Monday to finally START to feel normal again. I THINK we melted the Magic Wand.. Anyway, I hope you all had a great weekend and well, it's almost March which means that winter is ALMOST over!!! Yeah!!!  -tm |
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Hey Chuck!! How ya doing???? Glad to see you're out here.
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