1129 posts 6/7/2010 6:29 pm
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Legal entry
At one stage of my life, I had a job with Customs. I was based at an airport and it was my job to search arrivees suspected of carrying illegal contraband into our country. I think you would be surprised at the number of people who attempt to smuggle banned goods through our borders.
One day I was at work going about the country's business when a call came through about a suspected drug mule arriving on a flight from Vietnam. She was a female traveller, approximately 30 years of age, with long dark hair and a pink suitcase.
About 10 minutes later I got the call to go to the Custom's check point and when I arrived I noted that this particular passenger had been stopped and was getting her luggage thoroughly searched. My supervisor, Jan, a big 40 year old lesbian, was efficiently conducting the search and when she saw me she turned to me and said "I suspect this woman may be concealing<b> illicit </font></b>drugs within her person. She requires an internal examination. Can you perform this task for me?"
"Sure", I responded. "I'm up for the job."
I lead the woman to one of our private cubicles and bid her to remove her clothing. After she complied I gestured for her to sit on the semi permanently installed guerney arrangement. I walked over to her at this stage, pushed her thighs apart and visually inspected her vaginal entrance. There was nothing unusual to see. I then grabbed a tube of lubricant and applied it to two of my fingers and inserted them into her vagina. I wriggled them around inside her, upwards, downwards, one side then the other, but could feel nothing unusual. I thought to myself, maybe I need to penetrate deeper into this opening. It was then that I decided to utilize my government trained internal exploratory probe in order to find if this woman had something hidden deeper inside herself. I dropped my pants and took my hard probe into my hand. With my other hand I pushed her left thigh to the guerney top and pinned it in place with my knee. Then I pushed her other thigh down to the guerney top and held it there while I guided my probe into her vagina. I was poking my probe into all areas inside her groinal orifice systematically, down then up, one side then the other, then doing the same again only a little bit deeper. I was feeling nothing except soft mushiness and was on the verge of giving up when my probe touched something unusual. Something a bit harder than the expected softness. Something rubbery that seemed to stick out. "What's that?" I said to the woman as I pushed it again with my probe.
"Ohhhh!" She moaned lightly in response as her eyes lolled slightly back into her head.
My suspicions were now highly aroused. I knew I was onto something. I must be on the right track. "What is that?" I demanded of her again as I pushed my probe into the rubbery patch once more, only harder this time.
"Ohhhh!!!!" She responded once more, only louder.
I suspected it to be some type of hidden contraband and in an effort to release the package from where it seemed to be stuck, I pushed my probe relentlessly and with as much force as I could muster, into the area.
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
went my probe.
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
went my probe again.
It was then that I felt it. A hot stream of liquid shoot into my probe, completely lubricating her vagina causing the penetrating movement of my probe to make loud splooging splashy sounds. I looked at the woman whose eyes where now lolling completely back into her head. I'm sure she knew she was done. I immediately withdrew my probe and watched as her vaginal muscles spasmed and squirted the last vestiges of the liquid onto the guerney and the floor. Perhaps I had pushed a tad too fervently and broken the wrapping of the drug containing package. As the squirts subsided I stuck my finger into the liquid that was now just dribbling from her vagina and tasted it. It was not like any drug I had tasted before. Perhaps it's some type of new love drug I thought to myself. Anyway I doubt if it has government approval, especially under this government.
I decided that I was an examinations officer and not a cleaner, so there was no way I was going to clean up some of this liquid from the floor for analysis. The concealed drug this woman had hidden inside her had been released and I couldn't be bothered cleaning up fluid to get evidence so I looked at the naked woman spreadeagled on the guerney and said "Looks like this is your lucky day. You may be under my charge, but I'm not going to lay charges." I'd done my job and while the result may not have been ideal, at least nobody will end up consuming that love drug.
It was then that my supervisor Jan entered the cubicle. "How's it going in here?" She asked of me, "Find anything?"
After I told her what had transpired, she looked at me and said "Good job Pud, but you look exhausted and it's time for your coffee break. I might check a bit deeper into this woman and make sure that she's got nothing left".
"Okay", I responded. And as I left the cubicle I noticed Jan was strapping on her thick, 12" long, internal exploratory probe and approaching the detained female arrivee.
I closed the door and headed off for my coffee and doughnuts, proud of myself on the good internal security job I was doing for my country.
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3132 posts 6/9/2010 3:06 pm |
Thanks, but I prefer to call it the almost truth.
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3132 posts 6/9/2010 3:08 pm |
Just doing my bit securing internals on behalf of the Queen, Charmz. And happy to be performing such a vital function.
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3132 posts 6/9/2010 3:12 pm |
Jan was very thorough and performed her job with amazing endurance.
Trains hey. I don't think they have trains to Vietnam.
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3132 posts 6/9/2010 3:16 pm |
That's alright as I don't do that job anymore. It became a bit tiring when all the ladies started lining up at my check point demanding to be well and truly searched.
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3132 posts 6/9/2010 3:17 pm |
I'll let Jan know, and don't worry as I'll make sure I'm there to keep an eye on things.
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3132 posts 6/20/2010 5:35 pm |
Fantasy!!!! That's not a fantasy. That's just a modicum slice of almost true experience.
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36204 posts 7/20/2010 10:45 am |
so it is fiction  I didnt think men were allowed to search woman only woman can do this type of search  never the less it was a great story.
If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question
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3132 posts 7/20/2010 7:27 pm |
Quoting rm_loveslilies:
so it is fiction I didnt think men were allowed to search woman only woman can do this type of search never the less it was a great story.
What? You don't believe me? Having woman only searches sounds a bit sexist in this day and age. I'm all for equal opportunity. And when I get the opportunity I just hope I'm equal to the task.
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