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Blogs > ineedyounow55 > The Blow Job Expert is in.

Ha Ha Ha.  

ineedyounow55 65F
1425 posts
3/17/2010 4:38 pm
Ha Ha Ha.

Terry joined the army and was terrified about having to make his first parachute jump. On the day of the jump he told his wife that he couldn't do it but she reassured him and sent him off for the jump. On his return she asked him how it went.
"Dreadful!" he said. "When the plane got to 10,000 feet, we lined up for the jump and when it got to my turn I just froze in the doorway!"
"So what happened?" she pressed.
"The Sergeant came up behind me pulled out his<b> huge dick </font></b>and said that if I didn't jump he's stick it right up my arse!" said the embarrassed husband.
"Well did you jump?" she asked
"Yes, - a little bit at first..."
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